Are we really this addicted to

[SomaliSpotter]

So you're not on your phone 24/7
You listen to calcaal Somali songs
You work, meaning you're saving up money since you're too cheap to even have a phone monthly plan


Damn too bad you're an atheist.

And I hope you drive a new car, wear designer colognes and know how to dress.

That's so mean and harsh, Idol. lol

Unfortunately, I am not into fashion and the bling lifestyle either. (check above where I confessed to be a bore in real life).
As long as what I wear is clean and ironed, and fits well then I am set. No one got time for keeping up with fashion and that shit.

 

[nambarA]

I'm completely independent from any gadget.

 

[Queen Carawelo]

That's so mean and harsh, Idol. lol

Unfortunately, I am not into fashion and the bling lifestyle either. (check above where I confessed to be a bore in real life).
As long as what I wear is clean and ironed, and fits well then I am set. No one got time for keeping up with fashion and that shit.

I didn't mean to come off harsh and mean. I can just imagine your receding hairline and oversize striped shirt, smelling like old man cataar. lol

Would you ever pay for a stylist?

 

[Ruqiya]

What you guys think about somali moms putting their phones under their hijabs while walking or driving? Isn't it more appropriate to use bluetooth? I think it is very rude when some of them use their phones at public places such as clinics. Texting is fine but talking so loud is not okay.

 

[SomaliSpotter]

I didn't mean to come off harsh and mean. I can just imagine your receding hairline and oversize striped shirt, smelling like old man cataar. lol

Would you ever pay for a stylist?

Nah, just messing with you.

LOL! Yeah, I like perfumes and nice smell but lately my Nivea Roll-On deodorant is enough. lol

Pay stylist? I ask one of my Faarax friends to clip my hair in my bathroom and I do it for him. Free and easy.

 

[Figo]

FB is set up wrong - your person data, photos etc alongside your opinions and the news. Its weird and I only go to the groups whcih are basically forums where you know everyone. Who was the guy on twitter? I bet I chatted with him on FB - I'm a Somali stalker.

Yea I don't bother with it anymore.

His Twitter is @abo_mahir23 He hasn't been active probably busy with school or something. Outside of my friends I haven't really been engaging with skinnies lately. I gotta find other funny active Somali peeps ASAP.

 

[Queen Carawelo]

Nah, just messing with you.

LOL! Yeah, I like perfumes and nice smell but lately my Nivea Roll-On deodorant is enough. lol

Pay stylist? I ask one of my Faarax friends to clip my hair in my bathroom and I do it for him. Free and easy.

Cheapskate.

What do you do again? I'm asking for menace's ex baby momma

 

[Figo]

Nah, just messing with you.

LOL! Yeah, I like perfumes and nice smell but lately my Nivea Roll-On deodorant is enough. lol

Pay stylist? I ask one of my Faarax friends to clip my hair in my bathroom and I do it for him. Free and easy.

Lmao SS timihii baa ka dhamaaday no wonder he's letting his buddy cut the little bits remaining.Bruh just go bald. What's with Farax's and having tiny bit of hair on their madax why not just shave the rest of mise they can't? Their pride won't let em miyaa kkk.

 

[Shamis]

Yea I don't bother with it anymore.

His Twitter is @abo_mahir23 He hasn't been active probably busy with school or something. Outside of my friends I haven't really been engaging with skinnies lately. I gotta find other funny active Somali peeps ASAP.

I don't blame you and I'm also sick and tired of people rehashing old topics just to get likes or a predictable conversation.

I don't know him, he's quite a few years younger than my usual crowd. Somalis are so entertaining wallahi you'll lose more time than you bargained for so be careful lol

 

[SomaliSpotter]

Lmao SS timihii baa ka dhamaaday no wonder he's letting his buddy cut the little bits remaining.Bruh just go bald. What's with Farax's and having tiny bit of hair on their madax why not just shave the rest of mise they can't? Their pride won't let em miyaa kkk.

Who said I am losing hair though? Hmm! Why am I sensing something here. Nvm!

 

[SomaliSpotter]

Cheapskate.

What do you do again? I'm asking for menace's ex baby momma

I ........... I um...... I. Wait! Why am I being investigated today all of a sudden?

Well, I am a taxi driver, the common Faaraxs career.

 

[Queen Carawelo]

I ........... I um...... I. Wait! Why am I being investigated today all of a sudden?

Well, I am a taxi driver, the common Faaraxs career.

lol

I was trying to hook you up with menace's baby momma who endured all his verbal diarrhea and constant sexual spasms.

 

[SomaliSpotter]

lol

I was trying to hook you up with menace's baby momma who endured all his verbal diarrhea and constant sexual spasms.

As that crazy Somali saying goes, "Bun haddii la waayo, badalkiisaa la helaa". Instead of hooking me up with Menace's ex (How insulting! How dare you, Idol? ), how about haddaan aniga iyo adiga isku hook-garowno?

O, shit! I forgot I wasn't Muslim.

Well, shit happens.

 

[Queen Carawelo]

As that crazy Somali saying goes, "Bun haddii la waayo, badalkiisaa la helaa". Instead of hooking me up with Menace's ex (How insulting! How dare you, Idol? ), how about haddaan aniga iyo adiga isku hook-garowno?

O, shit! I forgot I wasn't Muslim.

Well, shit happens.

You're right, you're not Muslim and I heard it through the grapevine you're almost 5'9. I laugh at men who are under 6"0 lol

 

[Figo]

I don't blame you and I'm also sick and tired of people rehashing old topics just to get likes or a predictable conversation.

I don't know him, he's quite a few years younger than my usual crowd. Somalis are so entertaining wallahi you'll lose more time than you bargained for so be careful lol

Lol his crowd waxay u badanyihin 18-22 Iyo niggaz like me in the mid 20's. I remember him having like 100 followers or so he blew up quick.

On Twitter people are mixed age wise lol it's what's makes it fun. You know what happened this one time? Their is this NBA player who plays for my Lakers. His name is Ron Artest but he also goes by the names Pandas best friend, Meta World Peace This one night he tweeted what does waku jeclahay mean I. Somali. He said some Xalimo said it to him numerous time. I follow him so I tweet to him in Somali and nigga replies back to my tweetI forgot what I said to him but it wasn't nice. He asked what I said and my homie also came in and we lied about it what i said to him. I'd never thought an NBA player would tweet me lmao. Sometimes famous people interact back and it's cool.

 

[Figo]

Who said I am losing hair though? Hmm! Why am I sensing something here. Nvm!

If you still had your hair you'd be going to the local barbers.

 

[SomaliSpotter]

You're right, you're not Muslim and I heard it through the grapevine you're almost 5'9. I laugh at men who are under 6"0 lol

I am over 6 foot, though not all the way 6 foot 1 inch.

Since you yourself are short-ass, why would you demand a tall guy by the way? Tall guys for tall girls, and short guys for short girls.

@Air Jalam, I don't care that much about hair style and all the stuff young people like to do with their hair these days. Heck, most of the time I do # 1 shave. I am not a teenager anymore.

 

[Queen Carawelo]

If you still had your hair you'd be going to the local barbers.

 

[Queen Carawelo]

I am over 6 foot, though not all the way 6 foot 1 inch.

Since you yourself are short-ass, why would you demand a tall guy by the way? Tall guys for tall girls, and short guys for short girls.

@Air Jalam, I don't care that much about hair style and all the stuff young people like to do with their hair these days. Heck, most of the time I do # 1 shave. I am not a teenager anymore.

I'm not short. Tall guys are attractive.

 

[Ruqiya]

This incident happened a year ago in Sweden.

Gabar Soomaali ah oo ku nool magaalada Gävle ayaa maalintii isniinta waxaa gacanta u qaaday oday Swedish ah oo da’diisa lagu sheegay 60 jir. Ninkaan ayaa gabadha sidoo kale u geystay aflagaado la xiriirta jinsiyadeeda.
Dhacdada ayaa ka dhacday markii ay gabadha oo 23 jir ah raacday bas u socday xaafada Sätra iyadoo telefoonka ku halaysay. Ninkaan ayaa la fariistay gabadha isagoo isla markii uu arkay in ay telefoon ku hadlayso si cod dheer ah dadka dhan ku yiri “Wadankooda kuma haystaan boorsooyin iyo moobeelo laakiin halkaan waa kuwo la wareegaya”.

Gabadha ayaa markaas ka dib bilowday in ay telefoonka si hoose ugu hadasho balse ninka ayaa si lama filaan ah gacanta ku dhuftay iyadoo uu telefoonka ka dhacay.
“Si lama filaan ah ayay u dhacday. Waligay qof gacan iima qaadin “ ayay gabadhaan oo magaceeda ku sheegtay Somaya u sheegtay wargeyska Arbetarbladet.

Markaas ka dib ayaa mid ka mid ah rakaabka baska uu la hadlay ninka balse ma uusan joojin ee waxa uu ku jawaabay in uu gabadha si xoog leh u garaacay. Isagoo ku qaylinaya“Waxaan barayaa sida wadankaan looga dhaqmo”.Markaas ka dib ayaa mid ka mid ah rakaabka uu ninkii qabtay oo joojiyay in uu gacan dambe u qaado gabadha.

Ka dib markii uu baska gaaray xaafada Sätra Centrum ayaa Somaya ka degtay baska iyadoo booliska wacday. Gabadha ayaa markaas ka dib Hospitaalka loo qaaday. Booliska ayaa hada ku raad jooga sidii loo soo qaban lahaa ninka, iyadoo dambiga loo baari doono mid naceyb ku salaysan.

1. May 23, 2014 at 18:02
   Walaahi shalay ayaan kusoo qoray Comments kusaabsan iney arintay dhaceyso anoo aqriyay maqaal kale oo uu soo qaray website kan oo ahayd iney la sawiray naag bank ka lacag kala baxaysa oo waliba lagu qoray hadalo aan fiicneyn. calaakuli xaal Somali waxay arintaan ugu bixi kartaa midnimo iyo ayagoo is jeclaado oo qabiilka meel iska dhiga, hadii kale midan mid ka sii fool xun ayaa ladhicidoonta. aniga mar walbo Somali ayaan eeda korka ka saarayaa. waxa caadada noo ah oo dadka kale dhiba ma garaneyno inaan yareyno ama aan deyno SIDA MOBILE KA OO COD DHEER LOOGU HADLO DARIIQ AMA BAS waxay ahaataba, balse hada ma ahan gabar telfon ku hadlaysay ayaa nin garaacay. ee waxay sidee looga baxaa?!!!
   
   
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   May 24, 2014 at 10:46
   asc wsm DIG NIIN IYO TALO Somaliyeey marka hure gabartaas caafimaad alla siiyo mar labaad somalida waxan uga digayaa 3 arin 1 ina eey lafadhiisan kursi dadka iswiidhishkaa oo kaween 56 sano 2 ina eeyna ku hadlin lafeefoonka ina eey arfadhiyaan qofkaas waayeelkaa .3 ina eeyna lasheekeeysan qof fadhiyo kursi kale sida midka kadabeeyo ama midka kahureeyo .4 waa ina eey fiiriyaan qofkaani ma cabsanyahay mase marka aan sheegayo arimahaan ma ahan ina eey iifahmaan dadka qaar ina aan ahey qof diidan dadkaan lafadhiisigooga ee waxan kala bad baadinayaa labo arin somalida marka eey foolaan marka waa kadabeecad ina eey lahadlaan qof fadhiyo kursiga kadabeeyo ama kan kahureeyo oomarkaas aad mudid ina oow usheekeeynayo dadka dhan oosaaran baska mida taleefoonka ina aan kur uhadalno waa naga dabeecad . mida iswedhishka dadka 56sano kaween gibi ahaan weey dhibayaan dhawaq dheer loqad kasta oow ku hadlaba . waxa kaloojira kuwa diidan ajaanimka marka eey soocabaan qabriga wax yaalaha eey sameeynaan mararka qaar waa aflagaado iyo ina eey gacan qaadaan xiligaas oow cabsanyahay qof cabsan iyo qof beeshin ah labadaas iska ilaaliya markaas saaran tihiin baska somaliyeey . aniga waxan intaan joogay waan arkay inta aan idii sheegay markaan laba bartay kadib hadii oow soofadhiisto kursiga aan fadhiyo qof cabsan ama qof beeshin ah waan uga istaagaa hada . qofka hadoowna cabsaneen ama oowsan aheen beeshin waan lafadhiisanayaa waa yoo kuwaasi waxeey haleeyaan waad soodhacsan kartaa hadii aadan adiga qaldaneen mida ugu dabeeydo waa taladeeydee diriskaada hadoow yahay qof beeshin ah ugow dhawaan waalagu soodacweeyna yaa halmar hadeey maqlaan codkaada weeyna doobayaan sibirikamaalin oow ugu noqdo markaadi . tani waa arahtideeyda iyo waxyaabaha aan ku arkay intaan joogay swedhan aniga . waan hubaa qofkii ufiirsadaa ina oow arkaayo . dadka soobooqda somaliska qofka asigoon caaytamin hasoosheego waxoow arkay iyo sida oow yahay xalka waad mahadsantahiin dhamaantiin waxaan qalday kuleey waxa saxaayo maamulka somaliska .
   
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   May 25, 2014 at 00:23
   ASc wr wb marka hoore waan idiin salamaay dhaaman tiin hadaan fikirkeyga kaa dhiibto somalida kunol sweden Aniga waan layaabanahaay max yeelay waa dad yaab leeh Walahi anigabo dhiibsado Marley buss saraan yihiin dhaqaan kooda AMa telka Haa ku hadlaan AMa Haa sheekestan intaas wax udheer waxeey soo marsadan cataar xoog badaan sii ood aah waxane jiiro qof jiiran aan caraftas xamili kariin maarka qarkod wax ku fikiraa yaa kadhaliyay Somali seey udhaqmayaan wax ladhaaho cunduri majiiran anaga dafkan wadaan kodaa u imaanaay hadanee waa inaan ulaadhaqana siifican skolan haadi lajogo xiiita telka 10 jeer waa soo dhacayaa markasaa lalaa baxayaa AMa fasalka dhaxdisaa laagu hadlaya markaa Waxan dhihi lahaay Somali dadkii haayo dad waa haayan dhaqankoda aad uxuun marasa Waxan af kabaranaay eraayga cuunsuri aad tahaay oleey Waxan dhihilahaay aqlaqda bartaa dadkinane dhinaac karacaa maxa idinkaa taakoray waa qaab daratinaa buss dheekada iyo telka kadayaa wax badaan markalee ood ku haadashin guryahina Somali qaabdaro toosa haane islaa sax naanina ASc er wb by dhaamantin
   
   
5. May 25, 2014 at 21:21
   War ha la dilo naaga aha iyo nimankaba waay istaagilaan ma dhulkoodii hooyo baay joogaan maxaa kaantarool u diiday anagaa ka xishoona marka aan tareenka iyo basaka raacno inan ag fadhiisano markay telka ku hadlayaan qayladoda wuxuu dhahay ninku waxaan barayaa dhaqanka wadankan waa runtii waa in la baraa dhaqanka waay iska so galene amrkaad aragti sida cawaanka bay u dhaqmayaan dadkani xishooda baan odhan lahaa waliba dumarka diinteena baa qabta in hoos codka loo dhigo iyagana xaga ugu danbaysa ilaa xaga ugu horysa baa laga maqlayaa
   
   
6. May 29, 2014 at 02:44
   Englishka ayaa ku maahmaaha if you go to Roma do as Romans, Somaliduna waxay tidhaahdaa hadaad tagto magaalo laga il la’ yahay il baa la is tiraa adna.
   Waxaan uuga socdaa waxaan arkay Somali Badan oo buska telefonka aad uugu hadla wiliba si dhawaaq dheer, Marka kuwaasoo kale way ubaahan yihiin wax xeerka wadanka iyo edebtaba barta. Waa qayb edaabta kamida inaad ixtiraamto qof ka ku agfadhiya. http://www.somaliska.com/gabar-soomaali-ah-oo-lagu-garaacay-baska-gudahiisa.