Ask Mercury thread!

[Mohamud]

really? i never felt tall since im used to being the short one around my friends

yeah you dutch fuckers are on some xiyawaanimo height shit

most somali dudes would prolly fit in well there considering i'm sure our average height (in the diaspora with proper nutrition) is around there.

 

[BebsiBolice]

that would take a long ass time

So you do mma? I wanna try it but it's seems really scary don't wanna break any bones

 

[Mohamud]

How many cakes can you bake in an hour? I will submit your answer to the Warsame Book of World Records.

wallahi that's a good question

has anyone ever approached you to make baked goods of the medicinal variety?

 

[Mercury]

How many cakes can you bake in an hour? I will submit your answer to the Warsame Book of World Records.

one

 

[Yannie]

Have you ever been sexually harassed or groped in public?

 

[merka]

one

 

[Mercury]

So you do mma? I wanna try it but it's seems really scary don't wanna break any bones

yeah, there are girls who train in our gym you could pull it off but you need good condition or youll get drained of stamina real quick

 

[BebsiBolice]

Have you ever been sexually harassed or groped in public?

Yaaaaas. Answer this. And also answer how would you react?

 

[merka]

Have you ever been sexually harassed or groped in public?

You need to chill. @Mercury is a respectful man. You can only ask those kind of questions to me.

 

[Yannie]

You need to chill. @Mercury is a respectful man. You can only ask those kind of questions to me.

Okay , Merka has any groped your baby nasso in public?

 

[merka]

Okay , Merka has any groped your baby nasso in public?

Don't derail the thread.

 

[Mercury]

Have you ever been sexually harassed or groped in public?

an old white lady I gave my seat on the bus "accidently" touched my butt she said sorry with a smile

 

[Mercury]

wallahi that's a good question

has anyone ever approached you to make baked goods of the medicinal variety?

no lol I dont hang around shit like drugs

 

[BebsiBolice]

Okay , Merka has any groped your baby nasso in public?

Lmaooooooooo

 

[merka]

Does your shaved head get dry? What kind of moisturizer do you use?

 

[BebsiBolice]

@Yannie wallahi you're so funny. Keep it up. You always crack me up

 

[Yannie]

What is your most embarrassing moment?

 

[Yannie]

@Yannie wallahi you're so funny. Keep it up. You always crack me up

Thank hun. Girl, you are funny too with your comebacks.

 

[Mercury]

Does your shaved head get dry? What kind of moisturizer do you use?

not so much but I use this vanilla bliss body butter smells soo damn good

 

[Yannie]

Does your shaved head get dry? What kind of moisturizer do you use?

Answer my question!