Cadaan Woman Avoids RAPE in India By Speaking LIGHT LANGUAGE

I actually used to let these types slightly get to me when I was younger and some of them were older than me. They were also the sorts to be very "liberal" and morally browbeat people for not being vegans or being more "aware" to not use words like "retard". They made me feel a teensy bit inadequate but as time went on I started to clock how egotistical and sometimes also mentally troubled many of them actually were, and that a lot of the lifestyle stuff they preached was pretentious bullshit.
They're just upper middle class white girls who feel guilty about their position in life and the fact that daddy's money solves all their problems wallahi lol. I used to feel a little intimitated by them at first as well, but I started verbally mauling them once I saw past the facade.

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Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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So you do roll in those yoga pants ashram circles! Only places where you'd meet one of these young ladies. Gotchu, walaal. Yoga pants is xaran. Make tawbah.

:shaq:
They are Fairtrade, sustainable, plant-based and 100% organic cotton fibers. Thank you.

The ladies speak af jini on Tuesdays and do rice divinations on Thursdays but I don't attend. They're very religiously accommodating.

I'm going to invite @Siddhartha next time.

I used to encouter SO MANY of them when I was studying art. They were so utterly talentless but just loved the idea of being an "artist". One of them use to always drone on about consciousness and other retarded shit, I don't think she ever finished a single piece of work :chrisfreshhah: :chrisfreshhah:
You must admit it's hilarious. :lolbron: I actually listen with intrigue as they speak. One of these days being nice to them will pay out. The upper middle class have lacaag to blow. Play your cards right.
 
They are Fairtrade, sustainable, plant-based and 100% organic cotton fibers. Thank you.

The ladies speak af jini on Tuesdays and do rice divinations on Thursdays but I don't attend. They're very religiously accommodating.

I'm going to invite @Siddhartha next time.


You must admit it's hilarious. :lolbron: I actually listen with intrigue as they speak. One of these days being nice to them will pay out. The upper middle class have lacaag to blow. Play your cards right.
It probably wouldn't in your case. You're not a "black guy" they can experiment with to annoy their banker/corporate tycoon dad lol. A lot of them actually live oddly frugal lives, it's such a weird feeling being inside a £0.5mil house where the central heating is never turned on :heh:
 

Nalaaye floxks

Life is like a sandwich, the bread comes first💰💯
Honestly, it's a cozy little set up they got going there. It's not like they live much different from ranchers in countries like the USA. Just replace the tin shacks and barns with wood or concrete constructions, get them some more prime quality land, throw in a bit more digital tech and they're solid. If you teach them stuff like permaculture with the animals mixed in they can make a killing selling anything from dairy to eggs, to meat, to fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds and even fish to their local community and be largely self-sufficient for food.

All while staying grounded in nature, benefiting the local environment and having time for the fam while they work together on their land. It's the kind of life most gaalo dream of.
Just build a hut and fences to protect the babies from predators and build a clean toilet
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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It probably wouldn't in your case. You're not a "black guy" they can experiment with to annoy their banker/corporate tycoon dads lol. A lot of them live oddly frugal lives, it's a weird feeling being inside a £0.5mil house where the central heating is never turned on :heh:

Never mind. I forgot those Brits were penny wise. :mjkkk:


:browtf: He's right. Coconut Water is manna from heaven.
 

Siddhartha

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They are Fairtrade, sustainable, plant-based and 100% organic cotton fibers. Thank you.

The ladies speak af jini on Tuesdays and do rice divinations on Thursdays but I don't attend. They're very religiously accommodating.

I'm going to invite @Siddhartha next time.


You must admit it's hilarious. :lolbron: I actually listen with intrigue as they speak. One of these days being nice to them will pay out. The upper middle class have lacaag to blow. Play your cards right.

I recently joined a Buddhist meditation centre and we meditate every Saturday. There's a cute redhead I hope to enter my good energy into
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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I recently joined a Buddhist meditation centre and we meditate every Saturday. There's a cute redhead I hope to enter my good energy into
:mjlol: I thought Buddhists were monk-like.
That voice activated my fight or flight sense

The more grating and nauseatingly 'spiritual' the better. :browtf: I call this creation - Jessica. She's free spirited, strictly raw food vegan, lives off a family inheritance that she recklessly spent on a Tarot and Love Spells shop and she claims to have known @Nak-Muay-Kru in a past life. Unfortunately, her twin flame traumatized her by changing his number.
 
:mjlol: I thought Buddhists were monk-like.


The more grating and nauseatingly 'spiritual' the better. :browtf: I call this creation - Jessica. She's free spirited, strictly raw food vegan, lives off a family inheritance that she recklessly spent on a Tarot and Love Spells shop and she claims to have known @Nak-Muay-Kru in a past life. Unfortunately, her twin flame traumatized her by changing his number.
No need to change number, you just have to tell them "I can't be in a relationship right now. I feel like I'm losing myself in you, I just need to learn to love myself again. I have a lot of healing to do, I hope you can understand". They eat that "tormented soul" spiritual healing shit up :lolbron: :lolbron:
 

Shimbiris

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The more grating and nauseatingly 'spiritual' the better. :browtf: I call this creation - Jessica. She's free spirited, strictly raw food vegan, lives off a family inheritance that she recklessly spent on a Tarot and Love Spells shop and she claims to have known @Nak-Muay-Kru in a past life. Unfortunately, her twin flame traumatized her by changing his number.

FullyRawKristina, is that you?

I'm speaking of:



A quintessential "spiritual", raw vegan chick (Lebanese) malnourishing herself to death. Her Amerikaan madow boyfriend apparently had enough and left a while back:



The ex-Vegan community ate that shit up good and figures he did it cos he couldn't handle the raw vegan lifestyle anymore and dipped back to the Texas for some hilib. I'll admit that every time I saw him with Kristina he seemed pretty robotic and fake:



But when he went back to Texas this nigga was suddenly dancing all excitedly in his Instagram stories and lively as f*ck. Everyone was memeing like "Ma boy had some soul food and texas steak!"

:russ::mjlol:
 
FullyRawKritina, is that you?

I'm speaking of:



A quintessential "spiritual", raw vegan chick (Lebanese) malnourishing herself to death. Her Amerikaan madow boyfriend apparently had enough and left a while back:



The ex-Vegan community ate that shit up good and figures he did it cos he couldn't handle the raw vegan lifestyle anymore and dipped back to the Texas for some hilib. I'll admit that every time I saw him with Kristina he seemed pretty robotic and fake:



But when he went back to Texas this nigga was suddenly dancing all excitedly in his Instagram stories and lively as f*ck. Everyone was memeing like "Ma boy had some soul food and texas steak!"

:russ::mjlol:
Peep how she pronounces "Hawaii" in the first video :deadmanny::deadmanny::deadmanny:
I'm getting so many flashbacks watching her video, it's like all these women are all created in a lab somewhere wallahi loool
 


They think they're living the Polynesian experience or some shit. But eh, I somewhat respect the effort to say it the native way.

:mjlol:
Yeah, they're doing that digital nomad shit and funding it with the gay vegan recipes book lacag lol

Is that your voice. :banderas:
If that's actually Sophisticate's voice, I take it all back. I'm ready to start simping, f*ck it, I'll drink the lettuce and cricket flour smoothies. Whatever my queen wants lol :feedme:
 

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Yeah, they're doing that digital nomad shit and funding it with the gay vegan recipes book lacag lol


If that's actually Sophisticate's voice, I take it all back. I'm ready to start simping, f*ck it, I'll drink the lettuce and cricket flour smoothies. Whatever my queen wants lol :feedme:
Sophisticate is a different breed.

she‘s eloquent, mature, neutral and culturally conservative.

who ever marries her..... well he’s one lucky B*****. That’s for sure
 
Sophisticate is a different breed.

she‘s eloquent, mature, neutral and culturally conservative.

who ever marries her..... well he’s one lucky B*****. That’s for sure
I have some bad news, she's no longer taking applications. I regret to inform you all that the position has been filled, by yours truly. No hard feelings lads :win:
 

Qeelbax

East Africa UNUKA LEH
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I have some bad news, she's no longer taking applications. I regret to inform you all that the position has been filled, by yours truly. No hard feelings lads :win:
so you’re cheating on me bastaaryahow
@Sophisticate pull up h0e
Fight Kangaroo GIF
 

Nalaaye floxks

Life is like a sandwich, the bread comes first💰💯
Cadaan girls are filthy :susp:

Indian niggas are down bad, imagine liking women that doesn’t wash their xaar instead of their own women, no wonder why Hindu girls like muslim men
Indian girls are winning, i heard they like Muslim men especially somali men:shaq:
 
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