Cadaan Woman Avoids RAPE in India By Speaking LIGHT LANGUAGE

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
No need to change number, you just have to tell them "I can't be in a relationship right now. I feel like I'm losing myself in you, I just need to learn to love myself again. I have a lot of healing to do, I hope you can understand". They eat that "tormented soul" spiritual healing shit up :lolbron: :lolbron:

The old. It's not you, it's me, excuse. I see you, playa.
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FullyRawKristina, is that you?

I'm speaking of:



A quintessential "spiritual", raw vegan chick (Lebanese) malnourishing herself to death. Her Amerikaan madow boyfriend apparently had enough and left a while back:



The ex-Vegan community ate that shit up good and figures he did it cos he couldn't handle the raw vegan lifestyle anymore and dipped back to the Texas for some hilib. I'll admit that every time I saw him with Kristina he seemed pretty robotic and fake:



But when he went back to Texas this nigga was suddenly dancing all excitedly in his Instagram stories and lively as f*ck. Everyone was memeing like "Ma boy had some soul food and texas steak!"

:russ::mjlol:

:patrice:I remember her. Didn't she stop menstruating. My ancestors ate cooked meat. I can't betray them by eating foliage only. These guys eat far too much fruit that gives them an occasional semi-pregnant looking belly.

Surprisingly, I can't eat as many cruciferous vegetables. It contributes to cold hands and feet. It could be due to goitrogens (from kale and spinach) which are better off cooked. I have no issues with meats. Paleo is a lot more in line with my constitution. Provided I keep nuts and seeds to a minimum.
Is that your voice. :banderas:
:stressed: One of them.
Yeah, they're doing that digital nomad shit and funding it with the gay vegan recipes book lacag lol


If that's actually Sophisticate's voice, I take it all back. I'm ready to start simping, f*ck it, I'll drink the lettuce and cricket flour smoothies. Whatever my queen wants lol :feedme:
:williamswtf: I don't eat bugs.
Sophisticate is a different breed.

she‘s eloquent, mature, neutral and culturally conservative.

who ever marries her..... well he’s one lucky B*****. That’s for sure
I'm trouble.
I have some bad news, she's no longer taking applications. I regret to inform you all that the position has been filled, by yours truly. No hard feelings lads :win:
@Nak-Muay-Kru, you have some explaining to do. I didn't sign up for a fist fight with the a high schooler.
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so you’re cheating on me bastaaryahow
@Sophisticate pull up h0e
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You need not worry. I'm sure @Grigori Rasputin is always recruiting angry young gazelles like yourself.
 

Qeelbax

East Africa UNUKA LEH
VIP
The old. It's not you, it's me, excuse. I see you, playa.
I See You Reaction GIF



:patrice:I remember her. Didn't she stop menstruating. My ancestors ate cooked meat. I can't betray them by eating foliage only. These guys eat far too much fruit that gives them an occasional semi-pregnant looking belly.

Surprisingly, I can't eat as many cruciferous vegetables. It contributes to cold hands and feet. It could be due to goitrogens (from kale and spinach) which are better off cooked. I have no issues with meats. Paleo is a lot more in line with my constitution. Provided I keep nuts and seeds to a minimum.

:stressed: One of them.

:williamswtf: I don't eat bugs.

I'm trouble.

@Nak-Muay-Kru, you have some explaining to do. I didn't sign up for a fist fight with the a high schooler.
Confused Wait What GIF


You need not worry. I'm sure @Grigori Rasputin is always recruiting angry young gazelles like yourself.
I’m entirely disgusted
 
so you’re cheating on me bastaaryahow
@Sophisticate pull up h0e
Upon the advice of councel, I respectfully decline to answer your question based on my rights under the Fifth amendment of the United Sta-..
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@Nak-Muay-Kru, you have some explaining to do. I didn't sign up for a fist fight with the a high schooler.
Just keep your chin tucked and remember that your thumb goes on the outside of your fist, not on the inside. Don't bother coming home if you lose, I'll change the locks :lolbron:

@Nak-Muay-Kru

How could you betray this, bastaryahow?!



She's 174cm tall!

Unpopular opinion: I actually like my women sub 5'7 and petite. It makes me feel like a big strong boy who eats his veggies lool
 

Khanderson

Coping through the 1st world
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I have some bad news, she's no longer taking applications. I regret to inform you all that the position has been filled, by yours truly. No hard feelings lads :win:

I have some bad news, she's no longer taking applications. I regret to inform you all that the position has been filled, by yours truly. No hard feelings lads :win:

I hope she found the right Geeljire.

I know she have good taste.
 

Shimbiris

بىَر غىَل إيؤ عآنؤ لؤ
VIP
Unpopular opinion: I actually like my women sub 5'7 and petite. It makes me feel like a big strong boy who eats his veggies lool
Stop being selfish. Think of your progeny. You must seek to bring 6'0+ niggas onto this Earth and stronk, tall girls who will be their shield sisters in battle:

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Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
I’m entirely disgusted
:dead:
Upon the advice of councel, I respectfully decline to answer your question based on my rights under the Fifth amendment of the United Sta-..
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Just keep your chin tucked and remember that your thumb goes on the outside of your fist, not on the inside. Don't bother coming home if you lose, I'll change the locks :lolbron:



Unpopular opinion: I actually like my women sub 5'7 and petite. It makes me feel like a big strong boy lool

Strike First.
Strike Hard.
No Mercy.

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Stop being selfish. Think of your progeny. You must seek to bring 6'0+ niggas onto this Earth and stronk, tall girls who will be their shield sisters in battle:

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What matters more is actual physical balance and being proportionate which I have in abundance despite being thin. My brother is 6'3 so my height is of little consequence.

:chrisfreshhah:I do not have to worry about gangly, gaajo muggles or half-blood princes.
We're both pure bloods. Nak doesn't know his vax status will soon be highly sought after and its best it stays that way. So, he doesn't get big headed.
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Shimbiris

بىَر غىَل إيؤ عآنؤ لؤ
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What matters more is actual physical balance and being proportionate which I have in abundance despite being thin. My brother is 6'3 so my height is of little consequence.

:chrisfreshhah:I do not have to worry about gangly, gaajo muggles or half-blood princes.
We're both pure bloods. Nak doesn't know his vax status will soon be highly sought after and its best it stays that way. So, he doesn't get big headed.
running-away-austin-powers.gif

I love how you're defending yourself, in a way, as a prospective mate for Nak in comparison to Qeelbax. I'm sorry though, abaayo. 174cm is just model qalanjo height. That's in the league of women like Iman, Waris and my own lovely hooyo. She has you beat, at least in this way.

:pachah1:
 

Qeelbax

East Africa UNUKA LEH
VIP
The old. It's not you, it's me, excuse. I see you, playa.
I See You Reaction GIF



:patrice:I remember her. Didn't she stop menstruating. My ancestors ate cooked meat. I can't betray them by eating foliage only. These guys eat far too much fruit that gives them an occasional semi-pregnant looking belly.

Surprisingly, I can't eat as many cruciferous vegetables. It contributes to cold hands and feet. It could be due to goitrogens (from kale and spinach) which are better off cooked. I have no issues with meats. Paleo is a lot more in line with my constitution. Provided I keep nuts and seeds to a minimum.

:stressed: One of them.

:williamswtf: I don't eat bugs.

I'm trouble.

@Nak-Muay-Kru, you have some explaining to do. I didn't sign up for a fist fight with the a high schooler.
Confused Wait What GIF


You need not worry. I'm sure @Grigori Rasputin is always recruiting angry young gazelles like yourself.
High schooler
:russ::childplease:
 

Shimbiris

بىَر غىَل إيؤ عآنؤ لؤ
VIP
@Sophisticate

For some reason I always picture you as a Soomaali version of Sybylla from Kingdom of Heaven:

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Your sophistication vibes always remind me of that as well as your vaunted graceful and thin physique. Am I way off?

Warya I got remeasured at the doctors office. They were saying 172 or sum
:damn:
Still, you are prime stock genetically, nayaa. Be proud.

SadaKaurLeadingHerHorsemenToTheDelhiGate.jpg
 
Stop being selfish. Think of your progeny. You must seek to bring 6'0+ niggas onto this Earth and stronk, tall girls who will be their shield sisters in battle:

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That's their problem, I'm not trading having a petite wife I can pick up and carry around for a couple of inches of extra height. Those little cunts better hit the gym soon as they can walk if they don't want to be permavirgins :heh:

My working theory is that you can make up for being a manlet if you're hyper masculine in other aspects. Big traps, thick neck, big shoulders/developed delts and good jawline etc.

:chrisfreshhah:I do not have to worry about gangly, gaajo muggles or half-blood princes.
We're both pure bloods. Nak doesn't know his vax status will soon be highly sought after and its best it stays that way. So, he doesn't get big headed.
running-away-austin-powers.gif
Too late :lolbron:

"This children, is a statue of our glorious all-father Nak after he finished his final labour. Seeding new life on our planet. Contrary to popular belief, he actualy accomplished this feat after slaying the Numbian Lion. Take notes, this will be on the quiz".
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Shimbiris

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That's their problem, I'm not trading having a petite wife I can pick up and carry around for a couple of inches of potential height. Those little cunts better hit the gym soon as they can walk if they don't want to be permavirgins :heh:

My working theory is that you can make up for being a manlet if you're hyper masculine in other aspects. Big traps, thick neck, big shoulders/developed delts and good jawline etc.


Too late :lolbron:

"This children, is a statue of our glorious all-father Nak after he finished his final labour. Seeding new life on our planet. Contrary to popular belief, he actualy accomplished this feat after slaying the Numbian Lion. Take notes, this will be on the quiz".
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*Nemean Lion. Shimbiris nerd out:

This myth of Heracles killing the Lion has a lot of roots in how ancient Greeks would have lived and settled in certain areas. Their mountainous lands used to be infested with Lions who lived in caves and the Greeks would ostensibly have to hunt down and kill these Lions to make the lands more habitable. Heracles' labor is just a roided up version of the typical Greek practice. Anyway, I'm sure your "Numbian" Lion is even more gangstuh so kudos you on that labor, saaxiib.
 
*Nemean Lion. Shimbiris nerd out:

This myth of Heracles killing the Lion has a lot of roots in how ancient Greeks would have lived and settled in certain areas. Their mountainous lands used to be infested with Lions who lived in caves and the Greeks would ostensibly have to hunt down and kill these Lions to make the lands more habitable. Heracles' labor is just a roided up version of the typical Greek practice. Anyway, I'm sure your "Numbian" Lion is even more gangstuh so kudos you on that labor, saaxiib.
And just like that, you've completely managed to de-ball the mythos I was building about me being the only fertile man within a 1000mile radius. Now I'm just a regular ol'anti-vaxx schizo, thanks bro.:stressed: :stressed:
 

mr.overeasy

The most eggcelent member
Cadaan girls are filthy :susp:

Indian niggas are down bad, imagine liking women that doesn’t wash their xaar instead of their own women, no wonder why Hindu girls like muslim men
indians are really mentally colonized, you can see it in the women too when they move to the west and only go for cadaan guys.
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
I love how you're defending yourself, in a way, as a prospective mate for Nak in comparison to Qeelbax. I'm sorry though, abaayo. 174cm is just model qalanjo height. That's in the league of women like Iman, Waris and my own lovely hooyo. She has you beat, at least in this way.

:pachah1:
I'm really not. Just pointing out that I don't have to be tall to have tall children as my brothers already are.:sass2: What are you the height POPO? :mugshotman:

That's their problem, I'm not trading having a petite wife I can pick up and carry around for a couple of inches of extra height. Those little cunts better hit the gym soon as they can walk if they don't want to be permavirgins :heh:

My working theory is that you can make up for being a manlet if you're hyper masculine in other aspects. Big traps, thick neck, big shoulders/developed delts and good jawline etc.


Too late :lolbron:

"This children, is a statue of our glorious all-father Nak after he finished his final labour. Seeding new life on our planet. Contrary to popular belief, he actualy accomplished this feat after slaying the Numbian Lion. Take notes, this will be on the quiz".
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:mjlol:I never had to share anything thing in my life.

Sorry Nak, I don't do polygamy. You can slay your extinct Barbary Lion solo.
 


Story starts @ around 12:00. But the whole thing is just...


:wtf: :deadpeter:

These "New Age" cadaans are something else. What a strange movement. The completely unsubstantiated things they believe in about "vibrations", "frequencies" and whatever else they've bastardized off Hinduism and Buddhism is just something else. But what do you some of you think? You think they're actually channeling demonic stuff like the Orthodox Christian dude in the video believes?
Is this like Mingis? Like tapping into jinns geez.
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
@Shimbiris I have heard of emotional freedom technique which people claim is energy healing where certain accupressure points are tapped and is an evidence-based intervention for emotional duress, anxiety, ptsd and so forth. Its secular so obviously no spiritual dimension to it. Nor speaking in tongues :lol:. I wonder if this girl is demonically possessed.
 
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