Cooking thread

[MariaMaria]

Yeah you write how to cook looooooooool, you dont do it though!!!

warya it look me months to finally make the perfect lasagne

I shall provide proof next time I make it

 

[DR OSMAN]

This is my personal recipe I spent 20 mins writing that

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Steak and Mash potato and maybe with some garden salad, tommorow dinner

To all the spot with love from the DOCTOR

 

[Abdalla]

Me and @Abdalla having a puntland fry up with the DR cuisine

We'll have a mighty diner and discuss politics afterwards.

 

[DR OSMAN]

We'll have a mighty diner and discuss politics afterwards.

Steak and eggs or steak n mash with garden salad? T-bone cut of course!!! Medium well

 

[Abdalla]

Steak and eggs or steak n mash with garden salad? T-bone cut of course!!! Medium well

I'm not that modern Sxb. I need my steak to be well done.

Other participants ran away as soon as we kept it real. Nolow geesi

 

[DR OSMAN]

I'm not that modern Sxb. I need my steak to be well done.

Other participants ran away as soon as we kept it real. Nolow geesi

They drop like a flies sxb when it's real. Just do it in all topic ranges and watch them crumble cause it's damn plastic bro and we made of bricks.

 

[DR OSMAN]

@Abdalla

Well done has two stages. Burnt and Light brown. I like it when it just past the pink stage and enter light brown stage, time to take it off the grill!!!!

 

[DR OSMAN]

My steak look similar to this

This is just to hard if you don't do on a bbq

 

[Daleelah]

Mercury needs to start sharing some of his recipes..

 

[Daleelah]

@DR OSMAN ..I was going to take a picture of the bariis I made..but I know you will say meine mutter made it
.and discredit my amazing cooking skills..

 

[DR OSMAN]

@DR OSMAN ..I was going to take a picture of the bariis I made..but I know you will say meine mutter made it
.and discredit my amazing cooking skills..

Well you can take 5 or so pics which takes literally a second thru each stage of the cooking process not put your mother or take away food on a plate and say look what i cooked. If you can't do that, then you are lying and can't cook because there is no reason not take pics while cooking none whatsoever.

Keep on writing recipes and taking pics of your mum food or take away, most somalis will fall for it but u won't get that past in the west who will CRITICALLY THINK

 

[Daleelah]

Well you can take 5 or so pics which takes literally a second thru each stage of the cooking process not put your mother or take away food on a plate and say look what i cooked. If you can't do that, then you are lying and can't cook because there is no reason not take pics while cooking none whatsoever.

Weetabix ban siini..I'll tell him it's high in fiber ee ka dharag...baasto iyo bariis calool istaag ba laga qaada

 

[DR OSMAN]

@DR OSMAN ..I was going to take a picture of the bariis I made..but I know you will say meine mutter made it
.and discredit my amazing cooking skills..

Noone can cook in the SPOT none whatsoever, just keep living a fake image but don't come to puntlanders with it, cause realness snaps plastic.

 

[Yaquub]

Give me some recipes for home meals.

I can easily google recipes, but if you have something to share, share.

Try stir fry that shit is so good!!! and i'd cook lasagne too if i were you.

 

[Yaquub]

Stir fry:

1 chicken breast, cut into strips
A bowl of your favourite veggies (Broccoli, cabbage, carrots, mushrooms, leafy greens, courgette, sweetcorn etc) the more colours the better!
1/4 pepper each of red, yellow and green ball peppers
1 tsp oyster sauce
1 tbsp low sodium soy sauce
2 tbsp your favourite chilli sauce
1 tsp paprika
1 tsp sugar
Salt and pepper to taste
2 tbsp sesame oil
Optional: 2 garlic cloves minced, 1 onion

1- Add all the spices and sauces to chicken and marinate for 30mins. Dw if you don't have time though...
2- Chop veggies long and thin. Blanch the HARD veggies in boiling water (not spinach or peppers etc!)
3- Heat up a pan with oil. Saute onions, then add in peppers and saucy marinated chicken and cook. Throw in the veggies. Add some water if needed. Bish bash bosh.

You can eat it with egg noodles or pasta. You can substitute chicken with strips of lamb or beef.

Damn woman you can cook!!! but so can i.

 

[Daleelah]

My steak look similar to this

This is just to hard if you don't do on a bbq

Beenaale..yours looked

 

[DR OSMAN]

Beenaale..yours looked

Mine was ribs u probably dont know what it is fall of the bone thats how soft it was, you cant cook to that level so your meat hangs on the bone and think its normal. However those pictures u showing, that is steak, that is different type of meat and when I cook it you will see. Mashed potatos are delicious as a side especially creamy one.

 

[DR OSMAN]

Mine fell of naturally that's how well I get the time and heat right lol, she needed to use the hand. @Daleelah if your used to eating your family dhagax food not all somalis were raised like you. If she saw mine falling of naturally, that's A GRADEEEEEEEEEEEEE, WITHOUT ME EVEN TOUCHING IT

 

[DR OSMAN]

Beenaale..yours looked

U clearly never cooked, you dont know you want meat to fall of the bone and be a mess in the pot, the more it sticks to the bone the harder its to chew is the point. Daleelah learn how to cook, don't be mad.

Yes I can do a mean lasagna looooooooooool nah im kidding. But it doesnt look difficult except the sauce part.

 

[Daleelah]

Mine fell of naturally that's how well I get the time and heat right lol, she needed to use the hand. @Daleelah if your used to eating your family dhagax food not all somalis were raised like you. If she saw mine falling of naturally, that's A GRADEEEEEEEEEEEEE, WITHOUT ME EVEN TOUCHING IT

Ceeb..