Could you become a spy?

[Steamdevolopment]

Somali Supremacism

Who are you people fooling you hate each other and this forum is proof.

Patriots exits and I habour no hate but resent due occur due to political differences

 

[VixR]

I'm good at reading ppl and I like to analyze them, but that's about the extent of my spy qualities. The typical set of highly dramatized television careers like spies, cops, doctors, criminal investigators, lawyers, are usually markedly different from the trajectories and experiences of real-life professionals. Entry level is definitely a lot of grunt work.

You interested?

 

[dhegdheer]

If you were a true danes, you'd know by heart

Jk, begin watching dr trough proxy, watch Forbrydelsen, Bage-dysten (very popular), Matador (if you like old classics) and watch borgen, very good series.

Alrighty thank u, I heard about borgen and it's been on my watch list for awhile. I heard the killing is good.

Anyway back to the topic at hand

Since ur such a somali patriot. Would you infiltrate deep into our enemy's territory, the habbashi, blend in with them and eat raw meat in order to serve ur country?

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Alrighty thank u, I heard about borgen and it's been on my watch list for awhile. I heard the killing is good.

Anyway back to the topic at hand

Since ur such a somali patriot. Would you infiltrate deep into our enemy's territory, the habbashi, blend in with them and eat raw meat in order to serve ur country?

Yes, I would. If it means their destruction, I would even marry a black man to keep the cover

 

[Abdalla]

Not a spy or doing any field work. I would be a good analyst tho.

 

[Gambar]

Haa

 

[dhegdheer]

I'm good at reading ppl and I like to analyze them, but that's about the extent of my spy qualities. The typical set of highly dramatized television careers like spies, cops, doctors, criminal investigators, lawyers, are usually markedly different from the trajectories and experiences of real-life professionals. Entry level is definitely a lot of grunt work.

You interested?

Yeah I can imagine it's not as glamorous as it's made out to be plus the whole discreteness thing would wear on me after a while I like complaining to ppl about work lmaoooo i can't do that now cuz that would risk national security

You interested?

I'd be instantly disqualified, I don't have a nationality so

But no. I just like imagining that I'm a top secret agent, collecting valuable intel and posing as an ordinary civilian working their boring 9 - 5 job rather than u know an actual civilian... Working their boring 9 to 5 job


I've been researching a bunch of out of the ordinary jobs recently lmao can u tell I'm having a mid life crisis and I'm not even in the middle of my life It's fun seeing what goes into those careers you'd only ever play dress up as as a kid, astronaut was another surprising one as well

 

[dhegdheer]

Not a spy or doing any field work. I would be a good analyst tho.

They've got a pretty diverse line up come to think of it, there's different fields for different sectors

Haa

eedo you'd make an excellent spy! Imagine how much intel you could collect from all those other habbar yars and eedos :siilaanyolaugh:

Plus they're actively looking for women, all ages. Once I even read they were considering Internet savvy, social media obsessed late teens!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36396069

 

[foxy jay]

I secretly spy on people already

 

[Abdalla]

They've got a pretty diverse line up come to think of it, there's different fields for different sectors



eedo you'd make an excellent spy! Imagine how much intel you could collect from all those other habbar yars and eedos :siilaanyolaugh:

Plus they're actively looking for women, all ages. Once I even read they were considering Internet savvy, social media obsessed late teens!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36396069

They are searching for spies. Muslims they can wire up and spy in mosques. The heavy work like analysts and policy officers is done by blue eyed people. The Dutch intelligence is recruiting too. I know a guy who is a translator now. He is a hardcore qabilist that translated the words of a rival clan. 'Qarxis' became explosion instead of exposure :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[VixR]

Yeah I can imagine it's not as glamorous as it's made out to be plus the whole discreteness thing would wear on me after a while I like complaining to ppl about work lmaoooo i can't do that now cuz that would risk national security



I'd be instantly disqualified, I don't have a nationality so

But no. I just like imagining that I'm a top secret agent, collecting valuable intel and posing as an ordinary civilian working their boring 9 - 5 job rather than u know an actual civilian... Working their boring 9 to 5 job


I've been researching a bunch of out of the ordinary jobs recently lmao can u tell I'm having a mid life crisis and I'm not even in the middle of my life It's fun seeing what goes into those careers you'd only ever play dress up as as a kid, astronaut was another surprising one as well

I've been unloading steam about work to literally anyone who'll listen for the last month lol! I'm trying to leave and currently looking for some other positions within the org at another location, even considered leaving altogether. I even surprised myself by seriously starting searching some jobs in another state to drop everything after I finish the semester, but I stopped short of applying.

I've been looking into traveling jobs recently, thinking about taking a year off school and working all across the US but I'm afraid of going off track.

These are the best years to have a "midlife crisis". You're just getting started. Go with your gut and do what you want while you can.

But yeah, I don't think I'd make a good spy either. I can keep secrets and be discreet, but I like talking lol

 

[DeathWish]

No way!

1. Spying is haram
2. You will have to look behind you for the rest of your life
3. You have to be careful of what you eat
4. Some agencies kill off their spies once they are done being used
5. Many spies get mental illnesses due to extreme stress and sleepless nights
6. If you are captured, you will be tortured for your information
7. Once you join this lifestyle you can't leave it

 

[waraabe]

agent 69 of the Somaliland intelligence service sounds good

 

[dhegdheer]

They are searching for spies. Muslims they can wire up and spy in mosques. The heavy work like analysts and policy officers is done by blue eyed people. The Dutch intelligence is recruiting too. I know a guy who is a translator now. He is a hardcore qabilist that translated the words of a rival clan. 'Qarxis' became explosion instead of exposure :siilaanyolaugh:

Yes it was definitley described as hard work and long hours, most of the times you're just following dead leads. I can imagine the blue eyed ones wouldn't bother themselves with that Why do that when they can pay muslims to snitch on eachother kkkkk

Lmaoooo no lie I had qarxis in mind when typing out this post poor dude got locked up for a translation error miskeen.

The tech field of theirs is what I'd go for tbh, I'm more of a Q than 007 if I'm being honest

No way!

1. Spying is haram
2. You will have to look behind you for the rest of your life
3. You have to be careful of what you eat
4. Some agencies kill off their spies once they are done being used
5. Many spies get mental illnesses due to extreme stress and sleepless nights
6. If you are captured, you will be tortured for your information
7. Once you join this lifestyle you can't leave it

There till death huh

 

[DeathWish]

Yes it was definitley described as hard work and long hours, most of the times you're just following dead leads. I can imagine the blue eyed ones wouldn't bother themselves with that Why do that when they can pay muslims to snitch on eachother kkkkk

Lmaoooo no lie I had qarxis in mind when typing out this post poor dude got locked up for a translation error miskeen.

The tech field of theirs is what I'd go for tbh, I'm more of a Q than 007 if I'm being honest



There till death huh

I am a scaredy cat. I would probably commit suicide just to make sure someone else doesn't kill me.

 

[Assata]

Since ur such a somali patriot. Would you infiltrate deep into our enemy's territory, the habbashi, blend in with them and eat raw meat in order to serve ur country?

Of course I would do anything for my people.


Isn't that what true patriots do?


Wallahi I would be habeshiest person alive if that meant peace and happiness for my country.


Including eating their raw meat.

 

[Assata]

agent 69 of the Somalia's intelligence service sounds good

Haye I gotchu covered.

 

[dhegdheer]

I've been unloading steam about work to literally anyone who'll listen for the last month lol! I'm trying to leave and currently looking for some other positions within the org at another location, even considered leaving altogether. I even surprised myself by seriously starting searching some jobs in another state to drop everything after I finish the semester, but I stopped short of applying.

I've been looking into traveling jobs recently, thinking about taking a year off school and working all across the US but I'm afraid of going off track.

These are the best years to have a "midlife crisis". You're just getting started. Go with your gut and do what you want while you can.

But yeah, I don't think I'd make a good spy either. I can keep secrets and be discreet, but I like talking lol

I'm sort of content ish with my job atm, it pays alright and it's just a temporary until I get my ass off to uni, I just like complaining for the sake of it

Relocating sounds huuuge and scary and mad cool ngl, I feel like straight out of uni is the best time to go travelling since you're not tied down with a bunch of other responsibilities. You should go for it! I would kkkk. Sometimes I even catch myself browsing digital nomad subreddit, a subreddit made up of ppl who work remotely while traveling the world, and seethe over posts like this I want it

True about the mid life crisis thing hahah, I'd recently done a 180 on the degree I was originally planning to study, like right before going thru with the actual application I was like hold up do i rly wanna do this tho?' I'm glad I changed my mind now sooner than later. I'm now just reviewing all of my options at the moment

 

[VixR]

I'm sort of content ish with my job atm, it pays alright and it's just a temporary until I get my ass off to uni, I just like complaining for the sake of it

Relocating sounds huuuge and scary and mad cool ngl, I feel like straight out of uni is the best time to go travelling since you're not tied down with a bunch of other responsibilities. You should go for it! I would kkkk. Sometimes I even catch myself browsing digital nomad subreddit, a subreddit made up of ppl who work remotely while traveling the world, and seethe over posts like this I want it

True about the mid life crisis thing hahah, I'd recently done a 180 on the degree I was originally planning to study, like right before going thru with the actual application I was like hold up do i rly wanna do this tho?' I'm glad I changed my mind now sooner than later. I'm now just reviewing all of my options at the moment

The job isn't bad as a job, but management has gone to the dogs and is poisoning the employee well ever since some positions have changed hands. Pppl are quitting and playing musical chairs with the shifts. It's havoc to begin with as an entry level position, and for the part-time hours I spend there, I'm taking on too much without the incentive so I need to step back. Applied to several other more interesting positions, and waiting on outcomes. I almost quit on the spot one day, long story. The main thing with me is, I can't wait to leave this state! There was a few day I felt like leaving so fkn bad that I was browsing jobs in another state where my sister is, but I came back to my senses. What you said about waiting to graduate first is right and I saw that I couldn't just drop it all just now..

The pictures are so beautiful. I definitely want to travel! But I'm not even thinking about places like New Zealand. For now, I want to see my own back yard. I feel you Euros are lucky to have that sort of mobility and the proximity of all those different countries and experiences nearby.

That happens! Don't rush yourself, and pursue what u truly want to do, fam. Consider your options before you commit to anything. I regret I didn't take advantage of acceptance to a school outside, but I was trying to keep my tuition manageable and my parents wouldn't let me leave the state at the time lol . Attending instate was as far as they would go, and I worked out of hs before attending college and convinced them in that timeframe with some strings attached to go off not too far away. What I should've done is gone the whole mile, peddled hard and legit left the state for better prospects.

 

[cantspeak]

All of you are suspect in my eyes now.

Scum.


If I would join anything I would join the airforce though. its because I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

Thank you for being so understanding.