Could you become a spy?

[dhegdheer]

All of you are suspect in my eyes now.

Scum.


If I would join anything I would join the airforce though. its because I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

Thank you for being so understanding.

delete ur account

 

[cantspeak]

delete ur account

Nah I cant its too special now. I have pretty colours as my name


I'm gonna ask kaleel to be renamed to


Daddy Apache


You shall receive my loads with a priests blessing, dheg

 

[Netero]

Alrighty thank u, I heard about borgen and it's been on my watch list for awhile. I heard the killing is good.

Anyway back to the topic at hand

Since ur such a somali patriot. Would you infiltrate deep into our enemy's territory, the habbashi, blend in with them and eat raw meat in order to serve ur country?

I would eat raw pig and cut off my shins to blend in for Somalia.

 

[YaYe]

spies lead very interesting life

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

There's a better chance of hell freezing over

 

[Inactive]

I was approached by federal police once to spy on the community in mosques years ago. I was Salafi back then and told them to get lost. I was so angry and offended. They gave me their card and I remember just holding on to it but had absolutely no interest.

Now I regret it so much and still try to remember where I probably last had the card and if I put it in a drawer or something. I even try to remember their names to this day so I can Google their information.

I still go through great lengths but only dead ends...

 

[dhegdheer]

I was approached by federal police once to spy on the community in mosques years ago. I was Salafi back then and told them to get lost. I was so angry and offended. They gave me their card and I remember just holding on to it but had absolutely no interest.

Now I regret it so much and still try to remember where I probably last had the card and if I put it in a drawer or something. I even try to remember their names to this day so I can Google their information.

I still go through great lengths but only dead ends...

How did they approach you? did they just walk up to you and hand you a card or do you think they were spying on u for a bit before deciding??

 

[Assata]

All of you are suspect in my eyes now.

Scum.


If I would join anything I would join the airforce though. its because I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

Thank you for being so understanding.

Waryaa I shouldn't find this funny lakiin...


I've never laughed so hard in my life before.

The last thing I want to be known as is a heliphobe.

 

[Inactive]

How did they approach you? did they just walk up to you and hand you a card or do you think they were spying on u for a bit before deciding??

They were obviously spying on me. They met me near a coffee shop, asked if they can speak to me over coffee and when we did they gave me their card and asked me if I wanted to assist them