Dating Sim (Otome)

[Razor]

@AussieHustler

I can't cause a blood feud. Aren't @Bohol and @Razor cousins.

@AussieHustler who gave you the idea that i'm a Jeegaan?. I'm a West Burco citizen like my cousin @Bohol, he can put me through the vetting process anytime he wants. And since i forfeited on this Awdal beauty, she's all his May Allah bless you two with a hundred T1a Geeljires

 

[Sophisticate]

@Razor did I tell your crazy, flee bitten self to leave. You were supposed to stay put.

You were to admire me, always as per our agreement.

We're your words empty.

 

[AussieHustler]

@AussieHustler

I can't cause a blood feud. Aren't @Bohol and @Razor cousins.

@sophisticate

@Bohol is a future president of a united Somalia while @Razor ‘s destiny is a jail cell as a prisoner of war, there is no kinship there. Either get on the successful caravan and be treated like a First Lady, or become a suffering housewife. The choice is simple.

 

[Sophisticate]

@sophisticate

@Bohol is a future president of a united Somalia while @Razor ‘s destiny is a jail cell as a prisoner of war, there is no kinship there. Either get on the successful caravan and be treated like a First Lady, or become a suffering housewife. The choice is simple.

Oh a future thug. Suddenly @Razor's stock has risen astronomically. Who can resist a Somali man in exile?

As long as our arrangement is devoid of conjugal visits I could live with that.

 

[AussieHustler]

@Razor

Educate me. The jeegaans are HA and HJ and the opposition are Garkaa Xajis, am I Right? Which team do Reer Borame play for?

 

[Razor]

@Razor did I tell your crazy, flee bitten self to leave. You were supposed to stay put.

You were to admire me, always as per our agreement.

We're your words empty.

I'm sorry baby girl, you're trouble!

pitting Faarax against Faarax is all you're good at!. You want a male harem which also doubles as a gladiator arena.

I ain't exactly doing Bohol a favor, but maybe he can tame you.

 

[Sophisticate]

I'm sorry baby girl, you're trouble!

pitting Faarax against Faarax is all you're good at!. You want a male harem which also doubles as a gladiator arena.

I ain't exactly doing Bohol a favor, but maybe he can tame you.

I did no such thing. In fact, you offered to fight them when I never requested it. I may have fueled the engine but the train ran away well before that.

 

[AussieHustler]

@Razor

Don’t give up now Sxb, the holly grail is more visible for you now. Hang in there.

 

[Razor]

@Razor

Don’t give up now Sxb, the holly grail is more visible for you now. Hang in there.

@sophisticate is like that golden carrot that keeps the mule on his feet and moving, the Mule is forever in pursuit and the Carrot forever elusive and unattainable.

You know it's deep when i get all poetic and metaphorical

 

[AussieHustler]

Round 59

Any brave man wants to take on Ninkaan waalan from West Burco?

 

[Sophisticate]

@sophisticate is like that golden carrot that keeps the mule on his feet and moving, the Mule is forever in pursuit and the Carrot forever elusive and unattainable.

You know it's deep when i get all poetic and metaphorical

If I let you have me you'll take me for granted. And I'll get fat begeting a liter like an unspayed bisad. In turn, becoming disgruntled and cursing like a termagant.

Do you really want that?

 

[Razor]

If I let you have me you'll take me for granted. And I'll get fat begeting a liter like an unspayed bisad.

Do you really want that?

More than anything

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[Champion]

Explain.

Once simple nomadic husbandmen, were here in 2019 having a woman pick a mate from the herd, imitating a foreign dating game genre.

 

[Sophisticate]

Once simple nomadic husbandmen, were here in 2019 having a woman pick a mate from the herd, imitating a foreign dating game genre.

Are you a historian from the future outlining their downward spiral into cultural obsolescence?

 

[Sophisticate]

More than anything

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That's you're wish.

You don't even have an avatar. What will I tell my hypothetical children? That I never saw their theoretical donor's face. Lights off.

This sounds like a modern day retelling of the story of Cupid and Psyche.

 

[Razor]

That's you're wish.

Didn't i tell you i had a thing for over weight women with a temper and an undying sadness brought on by their unfulfilled dreams. As fobs would say i find that "Xaaax"

We aren't on a first name basis yet. You don't even have an avatar. What will I tell my hypothetical children? That I never saw their theoretical donor's face. Lights off.

We'll get to exchange names and all sorts of information later on, but lets tie the knot first.

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[Sophisticate]

Didn't i tell you i had a thing for over weight women with a temper and an undying sadness brought on by their unfulfilled dreams. As fobs would say i find that "Xaaax"



We'll get to exchange names and all sorts of information later on, but lets tie the knot first.

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You sadist. I will not give up my calling to satiate you're hopeless beached beluga fantasies.

Whatever happened to sheeko macaan first. I'm standing my ground. Get to know me first.

I'm morphing into a commitment shy bachelor like @AussieHustler.

 

[Razor]

You sadist. I will not give up my calling to satiate you're hopeless beached beluga fantasies.

Whatever happened to sheeko macaan first. I'm standing my ground. Get to know me first.

I'm morphing into a commitment shy bachelor like @AussieHustler.

I want you to be legally beholden to me, since some past cyber amour can show up any time and usurp me, i don't want another @Noble-Cushite debacle. It's non negotiable. Otherwise we will have to go our seperate ways.

You, Sophy, will from this point on be Razor's sspot wife. You will not enter in to an agreement with any other party, nor will you take another man (or woman) as a partner.

@AussieHustler and @mrlog will the witnesses.

Your signature will be needed

 

[Sophisticate]

I want you to be legally beholden to me, since some past cyber amour can show up any time and usurp me, i don't want another @Noble-Cushite debacle. It's non negotiable. Otherwise we will have to go our seperate ways.

You, Sophy, will from this point on be Razor's sspot wife. You will not enter in to an agreement with any other party, nor will you take another man (or woman) as a partner.

@AussieHustler and @mrlog will the witnesses.

Your signature will be needed

At least tell me about you're offerings, first. I don't sign what I haven't perused or gone over with my legal team.

Damn, are you demanding, or what?
You seem the type to shackle a girl to a bed post in a dank underground dungeon.

 

[macaan]

Anime has killed more cultures than any war or genocide.

Right on, bro! Just look at the demographic time bomb in Japan due to this degenerate medium

K-pop Xaalimos & Anime Faraaxs