Dating Sim (Otome)

[Rorschach]

I was 4 years ago.

 

[AussieHustler]

@Rorschach

What does that mean? In or out?

 

[Rorschach]

@Rorschach

What does that mean? In or out?

She has a youthful spirit.

Jury's still out.

 

[Noble-Cushite]

She has a youthful spirit.

Jury's still out.

You be dropping out of nowhere sometimes almost like an assassin or ninja

 

[AussieHustler]

She has a youthful spirit.

Jury's still out.

@Rorschach

What jury? Sometimes, I’m harsh on @sophisticate and ask basement dwellers to compete for her love. My apology mate.

 

[Rorschach]

@Rorschach

What jury? Sometimes, I’m harsh on @sophisticate and ask basement dwellers to compete for her love. My apology mate.

Wrong demo. for her mate.

She'd wield her razor sharp wit as a weapon and completely emasculate them.

The side-comments and evil whispers would drive them to suicide .

 

[Sophisticate]

@Rorschach, I'm enchanted by your one-foot-in and one-foot-out strategy aka benching.

You also humoured me with your youthful comment. That spirit better match the mug.

@Noble-Cushite he seems like a pro.

*Tosses gold coins*

 

[Sophisticate]

@Rorschach

What jury? Sometimes, I’m harsh on @sophisticate and ask basement dwellers to compete for her love. My apology mate.

The over pampered mole man is too comfortable and domesticated to change. Hooyo needs to give him to professionals.

He needs savage conversion therapy.

• Laser for his beady eyes.
• A Personal trainer to combat his mid-section bloat.
• Physio to improve forward head posture.
• A nutritional overall.
• A self-esteem upgrade.
• And a life coach to set and reach life goals.

My services are needed.

 

[Rorschach]

@Rorschach, I'm enchanted by your one-foot-in and one-foot-out strategy aka benching.

You also humoured me with your youthful comment. That spirit better match the mug.

@Noble-Cushite he seems like a pro.

*Tosses gold coins*

 

[Sophisticate]

Is that your face without filter - natural?

Or did you have a rough night.

 

[Rorschach]

Is that your face without filter - natural?

Or did you have a rough night.

The similarities between us is uncanny.

Only difference is the eyes - mines are slightly more yellow than his: jaundice style.

 

[Sophisticate]

The similarities between us is uncanny.

Only difference is the eyes - mines are slightly more yellow than his: jaundice style.

White eyes are overated.

Do you know how to fire an AK? And how skillful are you at keeping a globular mass of khat in your right cheek - the good one.

A girl needs to know these things for vetting purposes.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

She said 'How can you satisfy me while you are across the ocean?'. This is when I decided to tuck her in through the phone. I phoned her up and poured into her delicate ear tale of love and darkness. Knowing that she has difficulties withstanding my commands, she pressed the phone to her bosom. She slowly untied her shirt, button for button, until she stood in perfect nudity. I led her, through the phone, to the master bedroom. I said imagin me being there infront if you, holding you tight, chest to chest, as I slowly, with eagerness and tenderness, lower myself....

After she came to her senses she confessed her admiration for me. Partly for relieving her from her thirst and drought, but mainly for healing a heart I did not break, and raising a kid I did not make.

To be confinued...

So this is what you do when Sithara is slaving away in the kitchen cooking afghani food.

Smh.

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[Sophisticate]

So this is what you do when Sithara is slaving away in the kitchen cooking afghani food.

Smh.

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He's writing modern day bodice rippers like @Basra. Kkkk

He's got hidden talents. I've also been patiently waiting.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

He's writing modern day bodice rippers like @Basra. Kkkk

He's got hidden talents. I've also been patiently waiting.

Speaking of @Basra did she drop her gems yet?

I can imagine @Abdalla doing the same scenario he wrote about right Infront of his afghani bulldozer I mean girlfriend but he would speak in afsomali ofcourse and he would tell her he was talking to his aunt but she would be horrified to find out that his stick shift has risen while talking to his "aunt" smh.

 

[Abdalla]

I am suffering from a writer's block people

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I am suffering from a writer's block people

Do you need inspiration? Let me know

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[Sophisticate]

Speaking of @Basra did she drop her gems yet?

I can imagine @Abdalla doing the same scenario he wrote about right Infront of his afghani bulldozer I mean girlfriend but he would speak in afsomali ofcourse and he would tell her he was talking to his aunt but she would be horrified to find out that his stick shift has risen while talking to his "aunt" smh.

 

[Sophisticate]

I am suffering from a writer's block people

What do you think would help?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

What do you think would help?

Oh no Sophie, you know what he's going to say. Lmfao.