Explain Galkacyo mess to dhaqancelis

[Mudug-Madman]

I should've clarified I mean these marriages are not between Amy regular Arab but wealthy gulf Arabs. Most somali parents see it as striking the lotto and it kinda is lol. If you're married to a local your kids go to more expensive school, lower energy bills, free housing, the extremely rare UAE passport and tons of other perks. So I can see why most somali parents cave in when local asks for their daughters hand. It's like the Duke of Suffolk to them

I guess that's better. I still don't like these ay-rabs taking our beautiful women.

 

[McLovin]

Two tribes fighting over shit until da white man intervenes with gibsmedats

Good god can it really be as uncomplicated as that?

 

[McLovin]

I guess that's better. I still don't like these ay-rabs taking our beautiful women.

They happen rarely tbh. Most people just stick to their own but it's the wealthy gulf Arabs that get more leeway when choosing because of their disposition. Can't blame em local women are too stuck up

 

[Apollo]

Two tribes fighting over shit until da white man intervenes with gibsmedats

I swear I noticed that Somalis behave better when there are white people around. Like with Somali gatherings, it's less likely to go violent with white officials around. LOOL, I noticed this a long time ago.

 

[Bahal]

Good god can it really be as uncomplicated as that?

Yes.

They're fighting over literally nothing, will gain nothing, and will still be doing nothing until the next squabble next year, just like the last 26 years

 

[Nin xun]

Two tribes fighting over shit until da white man intervenes with gibsmedats

That GIF wallahi, it's killing me

 

[Canuck]

Yes.

They're fighting over literally nothing, will gain nothing, and will still be doing nothing until the next squabble next year, just like the last 26 years

I was like you until I saw one part that starts the fight every time, check it again "who did start the fight and why????

 

[Apollo]

That GIF wallahi, it's killing me

I think I may know the exact tribe who perform that kind of stuff. Dogon tribe.

 

[Bahal]

That GIF wallahi, it's killing me

Everytime some nigga starts talking about the glory of his clan I get this image in my head

 

[Nin xun]

Everytime some nigga starts talking about the glory of his clan I get this image in my head

I'm stealing bililiqo'ing this one for later use.

 

[Apollo]

Everytime some nigga starts talking about the glory of his clan I get this image in my head

Get your gibsmedats!

 

[Sixth]

Get your gibsmedats!

Are you telling me that Game of Thrones Season 6 finale was plagiarised?!!

 

[Nin xun]

Get your gibsmedats!

I miss having Animal Planet included in my cable channels.

 

[Sixth]

 

[Nin xun]

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I'm ignorant about somali matters as a dhaqancelis so I call myself one. Plus I'm gaal

How the hell did you become a gall after living in the west for 5 years? Did you claim gaalmnimo to get paperwork?

 

[Apollo]

How the hell did you become a gall after living in the west for 5 years? Did you claim gaalmnimo to get paperwork?

The UAE is the most Westernized 'Arab' country. I also know another Emirati Somali who is not Muslim either. Must not be uncommon.

 

[Warsame Ali]

Majeerteen allied with ina ileey vs Hawiye with whole Irir Samaale. The new face of war has just begun. The idea: Daarood must go for good and never come back to their mother land. That is their mission, which is ethnic cleanse. "Ninkii raaya baa reerka uharayo bowe".

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Nah it ain't you in my dp.

That Wildebeest on your avatar is a dick riding who loves the attention hooyadiisa waasaha.

 

[McLovin]

How the hell did you become a gall after living in the west for 5 years? Did you claim gaalmnimo to get paperwork?

It was quite boring when I first moved which gave me time to reexamine my beliefs