Fine Somali men (mugshot editon)

[Yaraye]

i don't see the "fine" that y'all are seeing

 

[Amber]

3rd one does not look bad but wow alsh@bab?

your sure

 

[iskufilann]

your sure

Yeah he actually isn't bad looking but I can change him

 

[Heavy Mountains]

This Broccoli haircut is very popular with GenZ Somalis.

 

[Amber]

This Broccoli haircut is very popular with GenZ Somalis.

and very ugly too

 

[Heavy Mountains]

and very ugly too

Walking broomsticks

 

[JohnCena]

I remember you said that you fraud as a gangster to the girls in your anime club (I was lurking incel threads) in order to pull them. Basically social status game on crack.

yeah but I wasn't trying to pull them LOL

They were more attracted to me, but I wasn't really frauding since I really did grow up in that environment so naturally I do talk like that (Toronto)

 

[Keep it a boqol]

This Broccoli haircut is very popular with GenZ Somalis.

Bro needs to shampoo and condition and use some hair products like gel and leave in to make it not look dusty tbh. Hair care is also part of grooming

 

[Heavy Mountains]

Bro needs to shampoo and condition and use some hair products like gel and leave in to make it not look dusty tbh. Hair care is also part of grooming

Definetely, Somalis should grow and take care of their hair.

 

[Waa dhamatay]

yeah but I wasn't trying to pull them LOL

They were more attracted to me, but I wasn't really frauding since I really did grow up in that environment so naturally I do talk like that (Toronto)

This is pretty evil of you to steal the anime nerd’s women.

 

[JohnCena]

This is pretty evil of you to steal the anime nerd’s women.

Funny enough even though they were really pretty, I just wasn't into them. In fact, I'm not really interested in dating or anything of the sort. I'm heavily focused on developing myself and self improvement.

 

[World]

This Broccoli haircut is very popular with GenZ Somalis.

Only looks good with 3a hair. If you got too Madow hair you should cut it that’s why i cut my long hair.

 

[Keep it a boqol]

Only looks good with 3a hair. If you got too Madow hair you should cut it that’s why i cut my long hair.

Nah bruh this guys tima dry as hell. Nigga needs to wash it or put some products to make it pop

 

[Prince of HS]

Only looks good with 3a hair. If you got too Madow hair you should cut it that’s why i cut my long hair.

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[SociallyAwkwardFarax]

Pfft good hygiene.. that won't make anyone look better. Maybe having a skincare regiment but most people are all set when it comes to hygiene unless you have yellow teeth or something.

I used to autistically obsess over my skin thinking it’ll help me ascend so I came up with a morning/afternoon routine using retinoids, sunscreen and all kinds of actives/serums/moisturisers/occlusives, all it did was make me get a feminine glow instead - I was still an abdicel just a shiny abdicel

 

[Waa dhamatay]

I used to autistically obsess over my skin thinking it’ll help me ascend so I came up with a morning/afternoon routine using retinoids, sunscreen and all kinds of actives/serums/moisturisers/occlusives, all it did was make me get a feminine glow instead - I was still an abdicel just a shiny abdicel
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You have to leanmaxx and hairmaxx first.

 

[DubatDiaries]

I used to autistically obsess over my skin thinking it’ll help me ascend so I came up with a morning/afternoon routine using retinoids, sunscreen and all kinds of actives/serums/moisturisers/occlusives, all it did was make me get a feminine glow instead - I was still an abdicel just a shiny abdicel
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I’m sorry but lmaooo

 

[SociallyAwkwardFarax]

You have to leanmaxx and hairmaxx first.

The main flaws I have are my narrow jaw, recessed chin and the stereotypical big forehead (even worse that I’ve been norwooding as well but I’m keeping it at bay with Finasteride atm).

 

[Waa dhamatay]

The main flaws I have are my narrow jaw, recessed chin and the stereotypical big forehead (even worse that I’ve been norwooding as well but I’m keeping it at bay with Finasteride atm).

If you moneymaxx you can get HT and chin surgery

 

[Smokybob03]

i dont know why but seeing random somalis on these criminal pages makes me die laughing

examples of the finest ones

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You can just tell they’re American malis not European or British ones, how comes it’s so easy to tell?