Fine Somali men (mugshot editon)

A Mean Guy

Minister of Ajanabi Affairs
The main flaws I have are my narrow jaw, recessed chin and the stereotypical big forehead (even worse that I’ve been norwooding as well but I’m keeping it at bay with Finasteride atm).
My brother, I didn't know u had it bad like that. I feel bad for flaming you in the other threads. I sincerely apologise.
Sorry Little One GIF

@JohnCena @Waa dhamatay @SociallyAwkwardFarax
The amount of incel sh*t i learnt from all three of you is astronomical. I think i lowkey understand how it works; just add a 'maxx' or 'pill' suffix to words innit?
"Abdicel", "Looksmaxx", "hairmaxx", "thugpill", "moneymaxx" kulahaa :deadmanny: :dead:
 

JohnCena

PROFESSIONAL SHITPOSTER
My brother, I didn't know u had it bad like that. I feel bad for flaming you in the other threads. I sincerely apologise.
Sorry Little One GIF

@JohnCena @Waa dhamatay @SociallyAwkwardFarax
The amount of incel sh*t i learnt from all three of you is astronomical. I think i lowkey understand how it works; just add a 'maxx' or 'pill' suffix to words innit?
"Abdicel", "Looksmaxx", "hairmaxx", "thugpill", "moneymaxx" kulahaa :deadmanny: :dead:
I just learnt them last week thanks to my good pals @SociallyAwkwardFarax and @Waa dhamatay
 
My brother, I didn't know u had it bad like that. I feel bad for flaming you in the other threads. I sincerely apologise.
Sorry Little One GIF

@JohnCena @Waa dhamatay @SociallyAwkwardFarax
The amount of incel sh*t i learnt from all three of you is astronomical. I think i lowkey understand how it works; just add a 'maxx' or 'pill' suffix to words innit?
"Abdicel", "Looksmaxx", "hairmaxx", "thugpill", "moneymaxx" kulahaa :deadmanny: :dead:
There’s more to it than that
 
Pfft good hygiene.. that won't make anyone look better. Maybe having a skincare regiment but most people are all set when it comes to hygiene unless you have yellow teeth or something.
most people in this world are average looking, and theirs nothing wrong with that. Millions of average looking poeple have partners etc. Social medias obsession with looks doesnt carry weight in the real world
 

Keep it a boqol

All Praise Be To Allah In Every Situation!!!
VIP
The main flaws I have are my narrow jaw, recessed chin and the stereotypical big forehead (even worse that I’ve been norwooding as well but I’m keeping it at bay with Finasteride atm).
Hop on minoxidil, and grow a beard to balance the jaw and chin to make it appear fuller beardmaxxx
 
and very ugly too
Most East African people, especially once the hairline starts to recede a little, it impossible for them to look really good with a short cut, one thing I can give to black Americans tbh is that they can look good with short cut or bald most cadaan guys and East Africans are a disaster class once the hair starts to recede and in some cases from the womb, it’s why a lot of cadaan guys will never get a buzz cut in their lives
 
most people in this world are average looking, and theirs nothing wrong with that. Millions of average looking poeple have partners etc. Social medias obsession with looks doesnt carry weight in the real world
My goal is to hit at least 6-7 long term. Being handsome gives you more options. Average guy usually has to settle with whatever he can get, which doesn’t fare well when picking life partners
 
Most East African people, especially once the hairline starts to recede a little, it impossible for them to look really good with a short cut, one thing I can give to black Americans tbh is that they can look good with short cut or bald most cadaan guys and East Africans are a disaster class once the hair starts to recede and in some cases from the womb, it’s why a lot of cadaan guys will never get a buzz cut in their lives
why do you guys think hair is the end all be all, theirs tons of bald men out their who are really attractive
 
to me he still looks aroun 6/7 out of 10 in both photos, if he shaved off his sides on the left photo and just rocked a bald head, it would look better. THe only reason the left looks "worse" is because he has those old people side hair with a bald top. If he shaved it all off it would look better

all these are fine bald men, what im trying to say is that being bald doesnt make someone unattractive, trulthfully for women it doesnt matter since anyways 66% of men will bald, and 80% will have thinner hair

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The gaalo xalimo alleged Stacylite prefers the dude with developed zygos and half bird half hunter eyes.

I’m officially zygospilled (coping because eye area pill is too brutal for my bug eye self). @SociallyAwkwardFarax if you have good zygos then it’s not over for you.
Hahahahaha omine god I've NEVER laughed this hard in my life before, I literally took a screenshot and send it to my sister. I didn't know somali incel Blackpillers existed-
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Nah but seriously he is handsome, he's model-type of handsome. I even showed him to my girlfriends and they agreed, the rest of the guys looked average.
 
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