Greetings from a Kazakh Nomad

[government]

Why are your women hairy?

Kazakh women are not Hairy at all they're very xaaax I'd like to have one
Brother @KazakhNomad hook me up with one there aren't the many in my area

 

[RICH]

That's actually mostly Uzbek and Tajik women who have more Iranian ancestry. Kazakh girls are generally not as hairty but you do meet some that have werewolf arms.

Welcome! I’ve never met a Kazakh before, but your language reminds me a bit of Turkish.

 

[KazakhNomad]

Welcome! I’ve never met a Kazakh before, but your language reminds me a bit of Turkish.

That’s because both languages are Turkic. We have a great degree of mutual intelligibility as well but they have more Greek, Arab and Farsi words for obvious reasons.

 

[Oday Sanaag]

He definitely does, that's because Borat based his accent on Slavs of Kazakhstan. Please don't compare a Slav to a Kazakh, if it was up to me I would deport all of them back to Russia. Here are our 3 main tribes by the way

Kazakhstan is for Kazakhs

Make Kazakhstan Great Again! Deport these Slavs , Jews , and gypsies!

 

[KazakhNomad]

Kazakh women are not Hairy at all they're very xaaax I'd like to have one
Brother @KazakhNomad hook me up with one there aren't the many in my area

Lol no problem bro, Kazakh girls love getting with a non-Kazakh and then posting it on social media like it’s an achievement anyway.

 

[KazakhNomad]

Kazakhstan is for Kazakhs

Make Kazakhstan Great Again! Deport these Slavs , Jews , and gypsies!

May Allah grant you the best place in jannah

 

[government]

That’s because both languages are Turkic. We have a great degree of mutual intelligibility as well but they have more Greek, Arab and Farsi words for obvious reasons.

I heard your president is sucking up to Russia what do you think about him and what's your opinion about other Turkic people can you say one by one I'd be very interested

 

[government]

Lol no problem bro, Kazakh girls love getting with a non-Kazakh and then posting it on social media like it’s an achievement anyway.

It seems that's something our women have In common :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[KREAM]

That’s because both languages are Turkic. We have a great degree of mutual intelligibility as well but they have more Greek, Arab and Farsi words for obvious reasons.

I welcome you but I have to ask why you chose to come to a Somali forum? I don't care of your ethnicity just your intentions.

 

[Oday Sanaag]

May Allah grant you the best place in jannah

My brother I never met a Kazakh but Insha Allah I will show love to the first one I do in real life. You're a cool dude and may Allah forgive us all and let us make it to this blessed month of Ramadan which fast approaches.

 

[KREAM]

Anyone who follows Allah is my brother @KazakhNomad. Respect us and we'll welcome you with open arms.

 

[SumMo]

Well, I can’t guarantee that I will take it easy on you.. I tend to be a lil harsh towards non-somalis.

But welcome, I guess..

 

[RICH]

That’s because both languages are Turkic. We have a great degree of mutual intelligibility as well but they have more Greek, Arab and Farsi words for obvious reasons.

Interesting! Do you understand Turkish?

Very random question. I’ve heard of Kazakhstan before because of it’s futuristic capital Astana. Do you believe Astana is linked to freemasonry/NWO?

 

[KREAM]

Well, I can’t guarantee that I will take it easy on you.. I tend to be a lil harsh towards non-somalis. But welcome, I guess..

You're right my sister. Be cordial with us and we'll be fine.

 

[MariaMaria]

As Salamu Alaykum Wa Rakhmatullahi Wa Barakatuh everyone

As you can tell from my name and thread name, I am Kazakh (no my name is not Borat), and one of my Somali homeboys put me on to this website, and I have been dying of laughter ever since. Just a few observations and questions.

1. Wallahi you guys troll very well. It is refreshing, because on my Kazakh forums we troll each other just like that. By studying history, politics and then turning that into funny trolling. Meanwhile, local American (I live in US) Madows, cadans, and latino quffars are too stupid to understand trolling yet alone when they are being trolled.

2. Just to let you know Kazakh people that actually study history have lots of respect for you guys due to your amazing history, Islam, and general demeanor. You guys are very similar to us in the sense that you are prideful people like we are, and you also have to deal with lots of bs when it comes to racial identity as a general ignoramus still thinks in terms of three races being mongoloid, bantu, and northern european. You guys are constantly being called a mix of Arabs and Bantus, while we are called mix of Mongols and Russians when neither is the case. Most Kazakhs however make a clear distinction between Somalis and Bantu Africans.

3. We also have lots of tribalism, and like you guys if you stop a Kazakh he is supposed to know his tribe, his clan, his subclan, and his 7 forefathers (obviously on father's side). If anyone is interested I can elaborate further on the tribal system of Kazakhs.

4. We also have had Turkey come into our country however under the notion of Turkic brotherhood for us, and although that has generally been a positive development, we became wary as same diplomats who would throw Bozkurts (Turkic pride hand symbol) and proclaim how they are Turkic before Muslim ( I don't agree with that line of thinking in the first place) would then go to Arab countries and preach Islamic brotherhood.

Just some quick questions.

1. Are there any attempts to bring Somalia together again, and then after that to incorporate or reconquer NFD, Ogaden, and Djibouti into a great Somalia?

2. How did the dynamic between being nomadic herdsmen but also being great maritime explorers/conquerors work out for Somalis? I ask that because when it comes to us nomadic Turkic people we were always scared of water lol. Yes, we had cities along the coasts but they were always populated by other sedentary folks, and we ourselves never developed a solid navy/maritime culture. The only Turks who did are Ottoman Turks, but they probably simply took on and improved the existing Byzantine maritime culture, as they got to Anatolia on horseback from Central Asia, and then mixed with Greeks, Armenians, Arabs, and etc. Were there separate Somali clans who were maritime people, or were there nomads who would wander the land for most of the year, and then for some time of the year get on the boat? Btw, I was amazed to find out that Somali seamen were among those to bring Islam to Maldives and many other places.

3. This is a question from one of my Mongolian friends. He also respects you guys on the strength of nomadism (however he is not Muslim like me, he's a dirty kuffar). He wants to know if you guys would back a Bantu over a Mongol if say the madow was in the wrong and let's theoretically say if you guys absolutely had to pick a side, whose side would you pick? In my opinion I would never pick sides but if I had to if both are kaffirs, I guess I take the sides of those that are in the right (meanwhile as you know in the West it is popular to side with your superficial notion of race in the first place).

"madows" "Madows" "cadans" "bantu"

waar iga aamus warya YOU ARE 100% SOMALI

"He wants to know if you guys would back a Bantu over a Mongol if say the madow was in the wrong "

I can physically heard the somali/british accent in this

I refuse to take another reer uk L

stop playing

 

[SumMo]

You're right my sister. Be cordial with us and we'll be fine.

He better not speak ill of
my people..

That’s all.

 

[KazakhNomad]

I heard your president is sucking up to Russia what do you think about him and what's your opinion about other Turkic people can you say one by one I'd be very interested

Sure no problem

1. Our president is weird in the sense that he thinks he balances all the great powers in the world, while in reality he just bends over for everyone. If Putin does something wrong next day our president will be talking about his love for his Muslim brothers lol. I do not like him at all as he opressed my tribe (read up on zhanaozen massacre) killed 80 of my tribesmen. To be fair he did do well economically and politically in late 90s-early 00s but now he is sinply a dictator who doesn’t want to let power go.

2. I’ll do Turkic people by groups. In Central Asia we have Kazakhs, Uzbeks, Kyrgyzs, and Turkmens. Kazakhs and Kyrgyzs speak a Kipchak variation of Turkic, while Uzbeks speak Karluk (similar to uyghurs in China) and Turkmens speak an Oghuz ( which is closely related to Azerbaijani and Turkish). Kazakhs, Kyrgyzs and Turkmens share nomadic culture and are usually very direct while at the same time composed and modest. Kyrgyzs are the most East Asian looking ones and they are also the most pagan, they are however commended for having freedoms in their country albeit at a price of poor economy. Turkmens are the most Middle eastern looking and while have been renowned for their fierce resistance to Russia are now victims of a strict dictatorship. Uzbeks and Tajiks are both sedentary people. Uzbeks speak Turkic while Tajiks speak Farsi but both have a very similar culture. They love market haggling and are nice and smile in your face while having alterior motives in mind. Uzbeks are I guess similar to Ethiopia because they are landlocked and are actually made up of 10+ different tribes and ethnicities mashed into one sedentary discount loving ethnicity. They are applaudable for strongly keeping their culture in the West though.

Azerbaijanis are Turkic speaking Shia Farsis. Turks to us are like what the Americans are to English. A super ethnicity we created that we cannot now control lol.

 

[KREAM]

He better not speak ill of
my people..

That’s all.

Damn right, we have enough ciyaal naas nuug to deal with

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

"madows" "Madows" "cadans" "bantu"

waar iga aamus warya YOU ARE 100% SOMALI

"He wants to know if you guys would back a Bantu over a Mongol if say the madow was in the wrong "

I can physically heard the somali/british accent in this

I refuse to take another reer uk L

too playing

There's alot of ashy abdis that have too much time on their hands

 

[KazakhNomad]

I welcome you but I have to ask why you chose to come to a Somali forum? I don't care of your ethnicity just your intentions.

Easy, I enjoy history and geography, and would rather get it directly from people rather than biased sources. Some questions I have I will ask from time to time. Ido not plan on being an active member.