Hi! I'm Mrs Menace. Once again he forgot to log off my IPad

[Abdalla]

Wheres @Magan to ask her for her qabil

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

TV shows these days suck anyhow. Why would you call him aabo for having better taste?

Because he is so old fashioned like my aabo. He even uses Somali stick to brush

 

[Baraf]

Because he is so old fashioned like my aabo. He even uses Somali stick to brush

Af kees ma oreya?

 

[NaomiHoney]

@UncleMenace you should make an account on here and not tell him.

 

[Sixth]

@UncleMenace you should make an account on here and not tell him.

Fitno iyo nus

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@UncleMenace you should make an account on here and not tell him.

That is a brilliant concept.

 

[barwaqo]

I sometimes just want to call him aabo. I mean he dresses fashionably and he actually speaks proper English although I fix his grammar and sentence structure but the problem is that he'll come home when I'm watching my reality tv shows and he will switch from cable tv to chromecast YouTube on tv and will sit there to watch Somali news for the next 2 hours. Then he always starts cursing Somali politician like a possessed man. I'm like waryaahe just chill.

And the worst part is when he absent Mindedly says " adeer" looooooool.

You call a man you are sleeping with Abo? Mantaag ba ii haysa

 

[Bernie Madoff]

You call a man you are sleeping with Abo? Mantaag ba ii haysa

whats wrong with that maybr they into role play

 

[Sixth]

whats wrong with that maybr they into role play

Daddy-dom is pretty popular these days, ayo.

 

[Baraf]

whats wrong with that maybr they into role play

That is for the sexually deprived.

 

[Bielsa]

I sometimes just want to call him aabo..

 

[Figo]

The neefs who keep falling for this niic niic.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Waar anaa nigu aaso...

It was me all along

 

[Sixth]

His favorite catchphrase is "kugu aasi"

Waar anaa nigu aaso...

It was me all along

 

[Mercury]

I had my suspicions

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Waar anaa nigu aaso...

It was me all along

You will become the boy who cried wolf.


Next time your wife actually finds your account. I'm going to pretend you're having an affair with a male poster here. Bloody liar.


But I'm not going to lie though, that was entertaining, how long did it take you to write eloquent sentences? An hour? 2 or 3? Loool

 

[NaomiHoney]

I could tell

 

[Baraf]

Waar anaa nigu aaso...

It was me all along

You have insecurities.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I wanted to see if you guys were gonna report me by vomitting all my flaws here. Little snitches!

@barwaqo had me rolling on the floor, she said "these sentences are immaculate concept"

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

You will become the boy who cried wolf.


Next time your wife actually finds your account. I'm going to pretend you're having an affair with a male poster here. Bloody liar.


But I'm not going to lie though, that was entertaining, how long did it take you to write eloquent sentences? An hour? 2 or 3? Loool

I know y'all use to my on-the-go postings but this one I wanted to avoid suspicion that it was adeero