How do I start a conversation with a crackhead...??

[caanoshaah]

I’m acc tryna hit this cute crackhead in my cousins neighborhood up. But how tf am I supposed to start a conversation? He walks extremely fast wtf if there was an Olympic event for walking he would win gold and a world record for how fast he walks.

He is soooo damnn cute though I don’t remember the last time a guy stunned me with looks like that. My cousin and her friend tell me he had a gf with no teeth, they haven’t seen her in months tho sooo they think they must’ve broke up. If his last girl had no f*cking teeth I gotta have a chance too Give me yall advice, all I gotta do is walk around that mall and I’m guaranteed to see him, my cousin and I just saw him like 3x today on accident since this dude be walking laps on laps tweaking out

PLUS he’s defo not homeless yall trust me so don’t even try it druggie =/= homeless

 

[caanoshaah]

Advice pls someone anyone…

 

[wonyluvr]

Your obsession with this crackhead is insane

 

[wonyluvr]

I was going to tell you to get him food but you say he isn’t homeless

 

[𐒋𐒖𐒆𐒔𐒖𐒕𐒈]

Well, you sound like a crackhead, it should be easy, no? Tank up to pluck up the courage, offer him a roll, spill some skin, and voila! Birds of a feather.

 

[caanoshaah]

I was going to tell you to get him food but you say he isn’t homeless

I don’t think he’s homeless atleast where I’m at usually homeless people carry their shit with them everywhereeee and got like 20 bags of crap. I’ve seen this dude with a few diff outfits so obviously he’s got a place to keep his shit, I don’t think he’s homeless, just a drug addict

 

[caanoshaah]

Well, you sound like a crackhead, it should be easy, no? Tank up to pluck up the courage, offer him a roll, spill some skin, and voila! Beards of a feather.

If I was a crackhead i wouldn’t have to be making this post I’d use my connections to get to him

Ps I def wouldn’t have to spend a dime on drugs if his last girl had no teeth

 

[𐒋𐒖𐒆𐒔𐒖𐒕𐒈]

If I was a crackhead i wouldn’t have to be making this post I’d use my connections to get to himPs I def wouldn’t have to spend a dime on drugs if his last girl had no teeth

Aaaaah you are funny. You reminded me of that Whitney Houston 'Crack is wack' clip. Good luck, by the way.

 

[wonyluvr]

I don’t think he’s homeless atleast where I’m at usually homeless people carry their shit with them everywhereeee and got like 20 bags of crap. I’ve seen this dude with a few diff outfits so obviously he’s got a place to keep his shit, I don’t think he’s homeless, just a drug addict

Wait a minute tell him you’re lost or something

 

[caanoshaah]

Wait a minute tell him you’re lost or something

He walks SOOO damn fast tho it’s unbelievable I could prob catch up but no offense my cousin doesn’t walk nearly as fast as I do.

Imma have to stop by this area on my own sometime it’s too bad Im gonna be out of town for the next while tho smfh. If I don’t find a man in my hometown I’m hitting this man tf up when I come backhe’s so cute goddamnn it’s actually insane

 

[𐒋𐒖𐒆𐒔𐒖𐒕𐒈]

If I was a crackhead i wouldn’t have to be making this post I’d use my connections to get to him

Ps I def wouldn’t have to spend a dime on drugs if his last girl had no teeth

How about this: you get into a character, as if a method actor, researching a role of a crackhead, you know pretend as if a crackhead for a week, and approach him as your study character for the role. Done! Bob is your uncle!

 

[caanoshaah]

He looks like a Latino baby eren yeager with small brown eyes and face tattoos

I tried SOOOO Hard to think of a celeb that looks like him but nobody comes to mind… he really looks exactly like this pic tho the expression especially… he’s gorgeous that little blank ass expression is everything