How to get a Somali girl

[Kodeen]

It's all in the braids sxb


But in all seriousness, exactly like ajnabi girls. This whole fake sharaf cause we Somali bs doesn't work on most girls. They're not a monolith. Some are s, some are nerds, some are on their deen etc.

 

[Muji]

Poor Somali male desperate to get laid. Has never received any form of affection from his mother so stays at home watching all night hating on Maya Jama and Sabrina Dowrey. Blaming all of his problems on strangers online and bragging about how many Somali girls he has watched getting banged by ajanabis.

 

[Viva Benadir]

Poor Somali male desperate to get laid. Has never received any form of affection from his mother so stays at home watching all night hating on Maya Jama and Sabrina Dowrey. Blaming all of his problems on strangers online and bragging about how many Somali girls he has watched getting banged by ajanabis.

I'll marry four wives. One of them will be an ethnic somali insha allah. Knowles do you want to be one of my four wives for a xawlo?

 

[RichEnoughForGucci]

 

[Muji]

I'll marry four wives. One of them will be an ethnic somali insha allah. Knowles do you want to be one of my four wives for a xawlo?

Viva unlike your bantu yemeni mutt female counterparts who are the creation of generational incest I don’t accept xalwo or shushumo as payment for dowry.

Even if I did, I wouldnt settle for a reer xamar Male, they are soft and maskeen. I want a geeljiire who can hunt a lion with a sword. Not a cadcad who cries if he doesn’t speak to his mother for four days.

Also, reer xamars aren’t the easiest on the eye, they look like something Frankenstein put together in his operation table. Big ears that stick out, bantu nose and monkey lips. I also don’t like your skin color,it’s not olive in a nice Greek way, it’s more the dirty Yemeni shade.

I hope this covers why I wouldn’t accept your mariage proposal.

 

[Viva Benadir]

Viva unlike your bantu yemeni mutt female counterparts who are the creation of generational incest I don’t accept xalwo or shushumo as payment for dowry.

Even if I did, I wouldnt settle for a reer xamar Male, they are soft and maskeen. I want a geeljiire who can hunt a lion with a sword. Not a cadcad who cries if he doesn’t speak to his mother for four days.

Also, reer xamars aren’t the easiest to the eye, they look like something Frankenstein put together in his operation table. Big ears that stick out, bantu nose and monkey lips. I also don’t like your skin care, it’s not olive in a nice Greek way, it’s more the dirty Yemeni shade.

I hope this covers why I wouldn’t accept your mariage proposal.

Ok i get it. I'll give you two xawlos. Do you now accept? I can swap it with a tufaax if you dont want diabetes. What say?

 

[Muji]

Ok i get it. I'll give you two xawlos. Do you now accept? I can swap it with a tufaax if you dont want diabetes. What say?

Not funny

There’s a reason why cadcads f*ck their cousins no one else is interested

 

[MariaMaria]

first date >>>>

 

[Ferrari]

Ferrari forever roasting xaliimos

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It helps if you have Madow hair. If ur a faarax with timo jileec, spray that shit n make it Madow, carry a back bag, brush and sag your pants and speak with slang fukd up grammar. She'll drop that nigis without you asking.

 

[RichEnoughForGucci]

first date >>>>

That song is soo gooood

 

[Viva Benadir]

Not funny

There’s a reason why cadcads f*ck their cousins no one else is interested

But you'd elope with a cad cad anyday of the week. You are sooo insecure and hate your own kind. Its unbeliavable

 

[Ferrari]

 

[landheer]

I swear these mali tings are prudes.

 

[Sophisticate]

Now I know what Hell looks like.

Ferrari, the reason I have placed an embargo on you is b/c you're posting soft in the generals.

 

[Kodeen]

Why does it look like that?? Her ass was her main feature dressed and shit looked

But god damn how did it change shape like playdough

 

[FendiFanatic]

Fellas no matter what your game is always gonna need working on and I mean theres some hard pills to swallow man

For one you gonna have to work for the pussy. Once in a blue moon its gonna fall into your lap but for the most part you have to work for it. Now i aint saying your gonna have to devote time and sweat to getting it but your gonna have to try most times and someone that says they dont try are lying.

Your gonna deal with rejections and its gonna hurt sometimes. You cant let it get to your head though. She is just as smart as you and needs air just like you. In other words she aint special just move on to the next one. Now the reason most people have trouble getting girls is because of akwardness. Imagine asking that one girl out and she rejects you and you see her everyday. It took me a year to find the answer to this one and theres no answer simple. When you shoot your shot with someone close to home its either a hit or miss miserably. This applies to somali girls you win the lottery or you die.

I dont have an answer for it but I do have multiple solutions. A. You apologize for making them uncomfortable and she will eventually forget it or B. You just cut them off. Yes if they are close its gonna be weird but thing is you need to let go of that uncomfort. Run out of your comfort zone. So what I like ypu I dont control my body either deal with it or FOH

 

[Ferrari]

Now I know what Hell looks like.

Ferrari, the reason I have placed an embargo on you is b/c you're posting soft in the generals.

No it is because i spit fire like dragon and it goes against your xalimos are qwayns narrative. lol so u dont like it. U called me a rat that hangs in xaar.

 

[RichEnoughForGucci]

If you want a somali girl from London:

 

[Sophisticate]

No it is because i spit fire like dragon and it goes against your xalimos are qwayns narrative. lol so u dont like it.

No. You're narrative is even more problematic. Its pretty much like a chimp smearing it's feces on a canvas and calling it art.

I acknowlege the multiplicity of experiences and diversity of Xalimos. You only focus on one story. I see no range in the types of stories you're presenting. And it appears you only have eyes for a 'certain type'.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

It helps if you have Madow hair. If ur a faarax with timo jileec, spray that shit n make it Madow, carry a back bag, brush and sag your pants and speak with slang fukd up grammar. She'll drop that nigis without you asking.

Very truee