How to talk dirty in Somali

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Well that's weird in buuhodle is like saying sweety to your brother!
Youre fake news.

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Hayee go to buuhodle and say aboowe to a stranger or in any other Somali city they will shukaansi u until u marry them and let's ask some people I qualify as Real Somali speakers @Basra
Its literal meaning is brother. Somalis are just :vqbuyv0: and are a bunch of weirdos.
 

DeadStar

I dare u to show yourself.
bro..., i gots to say, and i said it a couple times. af somali is soo disgustingly amazing. it has filthy ass words. if my xalimo talked dirty to me in af somaali, id go wild.
anyways, if u dont know af somaali just stick to fucking in english. its just straight cringe when a say wallahi talks dirty in af somaali. its a Boner killer.

Hey guys. So I'm going to get married. I'm not engaged yet, but I'm going to talk to this guy my parents know. So marriage is on my mind a lot. And the sex life that'll come with it.

How does one talk dirty in Somali? Honestly my parents would never let me marry someone other than a Somali, and I just went along with it because Somali guys are in abundance and ain't bad, plus the only religious ones around (the Desi Muslims hang around too much at hookah lounges and walk with the wrong groups).

ANYWAYS, I also want to marry a Farah because he can talk dirty to me in afSoomaali. Or I hope he can :( The ones my mom knows are hella white washed and have terrible Somali according my mum (although my mom thinks everyone youth has doesn't know good Somali).

So can you guys think of dirty talk phrases that I can say to him during an ceeb session? And dirty talk phrases I can teach him to say to me? I think it's best if the ladies can tell me what he can say and the guys can tell me what I can say, because each person will know what turns them on from the opposite gender.
 

DeadStar

I dare u to show yourself.
Imagine say Wallahis being Somalia’s only hope :cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley:
We gots to turn a game outta of it. And call it it “Imagine a say wallahi....”
:russ:
How the f*ck can u call yourself a Somaali and not know how to speak your language? WTF. I’d rather marry a Becky than a Xalimo that doesn’t know af somaali. FOH with that shit.
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Macalin M

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We gots to turn a game outta of it. And call it it “Imagine a day wallahi....”

How the f*ck can u call yourself a Somaali and not know how to speak your language? WTF. I’d rather marry a Becky than a Xalimo that doesn’t know af somaali. FOH with that shit.
I can speak Somali though
 
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