How to talk dirty in Somali

[Bohol]

I usually say naaya forarso aan ku fuulo ee.

 

[Karim]

I usually say naaya forarso aan ku fuulo ee.

Straight to the point kkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[Emily]

Just translate English words to Somali
How hard is it

And what is with you and sex? You need a dildo, not sex. Focus on your studies

 

[Macalin M]

Just translate English words to Somali
How hard is it

And what is with you and sex? You need a dildo, not sex. Focus on your studies

Lowkey your on here so you can learn some phrases you could use with your fiancé

 

[Deekhow]

No one gave you an excellent phrases yet.
Here's mine:

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Rageedi aya tahay. Tan xabad fob ah uu raadi iyada dhacaanka ka dhamaan doonaye.

 

[Puffin Stuff]

My heart hurts this thread puts my AGORAPHOBIA on overdrive

 

[nine]

No one gave you an excellent phrases yet.
Here's mine:

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@Luna @sophisticate

 

[anonymous34]

Imagine @Kawsar Mustafa finds out her fiancee has a micropenis

 

[yas/London]

Honestly I can’t!!
So guys you’re never going to have good Sex in your life
Continue please I’m in bits

 

[yas/London]

I usually say naaya forarso aan ku fuulo ee.

You’re nearly 40
Step up your game Bruv

 

[anonymous34]

You’re nearly 40
Step up your game Bruv

He cant keep an erection abaayo he doesnt even have stamina



Hmm men hit their expiring time quicker these days smh less sperm count and only last 5 sec

 

[Emily]

Imagine @Kawsar Mustafa finds out her fiancee has a micropenis


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She better test drive shiiiit

Oh wait she is a practicing Muslim

Sexually frustrated hijabi, she is annoying af

 

[Emily]

Lowkey your on here so you can learn some phrases you could use with your fiancé

 

[Ugbaad Geel]

40 years old ?! Bohol! And still has a sex life wow, i thought by that age sex becomes a forgotten fantasy

 

[Hybrid]

Gabaryahay codkaagu waa inuu noqdaa mid: dabacsan, hooseeya, sexy ah, laga dareemayo naxariis baaxad weyn.

Ku furfuro hadalka: Intaas sano ayaan sugayay habeen kaan o kale.. nasib ayaan uleeyahay inaad gacaliyahyga nolosha aad noqoto. Xiiso iyo jacayl badana waan kuu qabaa..... Macaane hab isii, Bishimahayga guduudan ku raaxayso, naasahayga kuusan ku ciyaar, baridayda jilicsan ku baashaal... Cambarkayga dhidid ka keen, wajigayga ku biyo bax.
Macaane adigaa ileh.. Sidaad doonto IGA yeel caawa.

It's about to go down.. phrases ka ciyaarta sariirta:
Qowsaarkaaga (Your dick) igu dharbaax... Si fiican ugali, Dhoocil yara oo kibirtay ayaan ahay si fiican ii was, ha IGA dayn inaad igu cariiraso qowsaarka ilaa biyo IGA imaadaan (squirt), igu shub, igu qabo, igu xooji, igu adkee, Barbar iila tuur guskaaga, doggy style, froggystyle, pronebrone, cowboy, standing position... Dhankasta ii isticmaal.. I'm your ... Kaadi kulul IGA keen.
Finally: waan doorsoomay garaaca xoogiisa qaali. Next session ha inoo ahaato quruxoow macaane. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

rageegii fooqal rageegii

This is a great lesson for all the inexperienced xalimos on sspot

 

[Ugbaad Geel]

He cant keep an erection abaayo he doesnt even have stamina



Hmm men hit their expiring time quicker these days smh less sperm count and only last 5 sec

Abaayo your gonna end up breaking the bed after the first baby anyway

 

[Sophisticate]

@Luna @sophisticate

Why was I tagged?

 

[Hybrid]

Why was I tagged?

aren't you planning to get married soon ?

 

[nine]

Why was I tagged?

You know what I mean

 

[DeadStar]

Haa aaf soomaali heersall baan ku hadlaa.

shaxshax.