How to talk dirty in Somali

[Sophisticate]

alright my nigga. im just surprised why u would still be on a website that humiliated u.
anyways, have a good one. i wanted to say and ask a lot more but you clearly got issues of your own. good luck.

How was I humiliated? I've never done anything shameful. Are we talking about 'me', or someone else? I just meant people know of me and what I look like. Nothing more than that. Caadi iska dhiig.

The PTSD thing was in jest, its obviously in reference to a meme.

 

[World]

Wallahi I'm female. Just really excited to have sex. Why does that make me a troll? I never talk about these except to close non Muslim female friend of course. The anonymity on this platform helps. I know I sound really lurid.

You said that you were a freshman and weren’t looking to get married until you finished your education just two months ago.

Now you’re getting married, and instead of coming here asking for advice about life as a young married woman in her studies, you’re here asking how to dirty talk in Somali? What even happened to your studies?

You don’t even talk like a female, but as a male.

 

[anonymous34]

Girl I feel sorry for y’all. Saving yourself for marriage then you end up with a man with small d or one with big d but has weak hips lol

Girl im a confident woman and im not that submissive. I will not marry a abdi with a oversized clit thats a no go for me

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

You said that you were a freshman and weren’t looking to get married until you finished your education just two months ago.

Now you’re getting married, and instead of coming here for advice about life as a young married woman in studies, you’re here asking how to dirty talk in Somali?

You don’t even talk like a female, but have typical characteristics of a male troll.

LOL, I shouldn't have said I'm getting married. What is happening is I told my parents after I finished finals that Inwant to get married. I spent a lot of time thinking about it and asking people offline and online (on better platforms) for advice. I concluded I'll be better off getting married. I just want a husband so much. I really don't see the benefit in waiting longer. People said to me he would be a distraction, but not being married is more of a distraction. Everyone is different.

I find this platform a bit odd. All the posts are weird and the discussions unegnaging. So I don't even lurk here much. I only came because I had a specific question about Somali dirty talk, and where else do I ask such a lurid question? Somalia are mostly on FB and Twitter, but the question is embarrassing. So I came here, because no one knows me.

The mind tricks and twists you go through to conclude I'm a male troll is absurd. Your Somali women come in different personalities. We are not a monolith. Is is odd a Somali woman is thinking about her future sex life? Do most Somali women dread their sex life??

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

2.8 inches+ is still small abaayo


6+

I can't even wear tampons. 6 inches is too much. And isn't that rare? I remember when I used to take care of my baby brother it wasn't more than an inch. It can't possibly grow more another 2+ inches during adolescence.

 

[World]

As a guy with a very high sex drive, I’ve always thought that a likeminded female was ideal, but I’ve now noticed how stupid and emotional most of them are. Most of the women that I actually like and have gotten along with have been with females with low to below average libido. I think I’m willing to compromise and have less sex in my marriage as hard as it may be if it means that I get a rational woman whose worthy of raising my children. I’m an attractive guy who goes to the gym and gets a lot of attention irl so I think it won’t be as bad as I’m picturing it.

 

[Emily]

I can't even wear tampons. 6 inches is too much. And isn't that rare? I remember when I used to take care of my baby brother it wasn't more than an inch. It can't possibly grow more another 2+ inches during adolescence.

Because your brother was a baby and why were you checking out his D size
Yall weird and creepy asf

 

[Adan]

I will. Taking care of my health and other assets is a priority for me always. But you do know that no matter what I still won't look the same in my 50's as I do now. He still has to have sex with me than. Until I die.

No guy can ever use the excuse "you just don't look the same, you changed" as an excuse. OFCOURSE people will change and grow old.

By the time u are 50 sex will be like washing or cleaning dishes u will hate it

 

[Macalin M]

I can't even wear tampons. 6 inches is too much. And isn't that rare? I remember when I used to take care of my baby brother it wasn't more than an inch. It can't possibly grow more another 2+ inches during adolescence.

6 inch = rare

That’s meant to be normal

And of course your baby brothers penis size is gonna be small. He’s a baby

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

As a guy with a very high sex drive, I’ve always thought that a likeminded female was ideal, but I’ve now noticed how stupid and emotional most of them are. Most of the women that I actually like and have gotten along with have been with females with low to below average libido. I think I’m willing to compromise and have less sex in my marriage as hard as it may be if it means that I get a rational woman whose worthy of raising my children. I’m an attractive guy who goes to the gym and gets a lot of attention irl so I think it won’t be as bad as I’m picturing it.

Well, that's sad that you have to compromise on something so important but you deserve it. You do know sexual incompatibility and finances are the two major causes of falling out of live and disputes?
Calling women that want sex very much and have a high libido emotional and stupid is very demeaning and sick.

Also how on Earth did you know who had a low libido vs a high libido? How would they know themselves? Did you guys go on test runs? Check yourself mate. I have a very high sex drive (for now) and I'll marry a guy who doesn't shame place a women's intelligence and stability to her sex drive. Alhamdullilah I'm also sure of y ability to raise good children with akhlaaq and deen. You're very uneducated, as most people on this sub come off as.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I can't even wear tampons. 6 inches is too much. And isn't that rare? I remember when I used to take care of my baby brother it wasn't more than an inch. It can't possibly grow more another 2+ inches during adolescence.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Because your brother was a baby and why were you checking out his D size
Yall weird abd creepy asf

So I'm creepy for changing his diapers for Hooyo? Is that my mums job only? I You're the one making it creepy.

 

[World]

I can't even wear tampons. 6 inches is too much. And isn't that rare? I remember when I used to take care of my baby brother it wasn't more than an inch. It can't possibly grow more another 2+ inches during adolescence.

So you were checking your little brothers D out?

Is that how fucking horny you were????

Of course his is small, he’s a kid you fool. 6 inches is AVERAGE not rare.

 

[xalimathe6]

Well, that's sad that you have to compromise on something so important but you deserve it. You do know sexual incompatibility and finances are the two major causes of falling out of live and disputes?
Calling women that want sex very much and have a high libido emotional and stupid is very demeaning and sick.

Also how on Earth did you know who had a low libido vs a high libido? How would they know themselves? Did you guys go on test runs? Check yourself mate. I have a very high sex drive (for now) and I'll marry a guy who doesn't shame place a women's intelligence and stability to her sex drive. Alhamdullilah I'm also sure of y ability to raise good children with akhlaaq and deen. You're very uneducated, as most people on this sub come off as.

Don't worry, this guy is a troll and his observation on women is bullshit, considering he observes men majority of the time.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

So you were checking your little brothers D out?

Is that how fucking horny you were????

Of course his is small, he’s a kid you fool. 6 inches is AVERAGE not rare.

It's only creepy if I looked at it with no reason. Do people close their eyes when changing diapers? You guys are a very weird bunch wallahi. Accusing me of looking at my brother with deceit, when I clearly mentioned I only saw his private parts as a kid because I change constantly changed his diapers. You guys are the ones with the incest focused minds if you guys imagine me that way.

 

[Wei]

I can't even wear tampons. 6 inches is too much. And isn't that rare? I remember when I used to take care of my baby brother it wasn't more than an inch. It can't possibly grow more another 2+ inches during adolescence.

Wtf, lay off the weirdo. You're eyes are wandering everywhere including your infant brother's genitals. Lower your graze

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Wtf, lay off the weirdo. You're eyes are wandering everywhere including your infant brother's genitals. Lower your graze

That isn't funny. I was like 10 years old. Why would I at age ten look at him in that way? I WAS WIPING up his kaadhi and xaar, I WILL end up noticing a babies penis size you weirdo. I just assumed for all men it was like that, since vaginas don't change size. When he started using the toilet my brothers would wash him and my sister and I washed our sister. You guys are the filthy ones. Suggesting incest and dirty intent is not a joke.

I don't even get it. Why would Allah create 6 inches to be normal if it's doesn't fit for most women??

 

[Wei]

That isn't funny. I was like 10 years old. Why would I at age ten look at him in that way? I WAS WIPING up his kaadhi and xaar, I WILL end up. noticing his size you weirdo. When he strayed using the toilet my brothers would wash him and my sister and I washed our sister. You guys are the filthy ones. Suggesting incest and dirty intent is not a joke.

Relax, I'm just joking

 

[Emily]

So I'm creepy for changing his diapers for Hooyo? Is that my mums job only? I You're the one making it creepy.

Why did you bring up your baby brother’s D size. Yes it’s god damn creepy! Where the hell do you live..Saudi Arabia?
You need to get laid

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Why did you bring up your baby brother’s D size. Yes it’s god damn creepy! Where the hell do you live..Saudi Arabia?
You need to get laid

Because you guys are claiming 6 inch is the normal average size, so I was being up what I know and how I know. You guys with the female usernames didn't mention how you know that 6 is normal?