How to talk dirty in Somali

[DeadStar]

I have no interest in women. If I had a twin I'd kill it.

I don't like people period. Maybe I'm a narcissist. Albeit a pious one.

You aren't attractive to me, though. Cornrolls, akhas.

Unless you're T1a I'm not giving you a second glance, either.

ive never seen a pious narcissist.

Guess, there is a first for everything.

i once asked u how many proposals u got and u said something like less than 5.
U wanna tell me as an educated, "cute" xalimo i've got more proposals than u and im a MAN?!

wtf is wrong. Dont u have parents, brothers, uncles, dont any of'em love u? or they already know there is something wrong with u.
i smell something fishy....


im honesty very curious.

 

[Sophisticate]

ive never seen a pious narcissist.

Guess, there is a first for everything.

i once asked u how many proposals u got and u said something like less than 5.
U wanna tell me as an educated, "cute" xalimo i've got more proposals than u and im a MAN?!

wtf is wrong. Dont u have parents, brothers, uncles, dont any of'em love u? or they already know there is something wrong with u.
i smell something fishy....


im honesty very curious.

-My parents are nonchalant.
-I never valued marriage in my youth, it wasn't something to strive for.
- I felt dating was haram and did not engage in it.
- I intentionally limit the brothers that talk to me. I care more about my reputation and I've associated too much hadaal with time wasting.
- I don't like herds, so I stay away from groupthink.
You're right. I'm not normal. I'm neurotic (Is that what you want to hear?).

It's funny how you Faraxs feel the need to brand a Xalimo. I break everyone of your messed up stereotypes and you're still taking digs.

 

[DeadStar]

-My parents are nonchalant.
-I never valued marriage in my youth, it wasn't something to strive for.
- I felt dating was haram and did not engage in it.
- I intentionally limit the brothers that talk to me. I care more about my reputation and I've associated too much hadaal with time wasting.
- I don't like herds, so I stay away from groupthink.
You're right. I'm not normal. I'm neurotic (Is that what you want to hear?).

It's funny how you Faraxs feel the need to brand a Xalimo. I break everyone of your messed up stereotypes and you're still taking digs.

what stereotypes of mine are u breaking? i wanna know. Do u work?what did u go to school for? are any of your siblings married?

 

[Sophisticate]

what stereotypes of mine are u breaking? i wanna know. Do u work?what did u go to school for? are any of your siblings married?

Yes
Don't want to be qarxiised, so I'm omitting that info.
No

 

[DeadStar]

Yes
Don't want to be qarxiised, so I'm omitting that info.
No

bro, nobody has the time to qarxis u, im just curious...what did u study in university? do u support your parents?

 

[anonymous34]

She better test drive shiiiit

Oh wait she is a practicing Muslim

Sexually frustrated hijabi, she is annoying af

I may be inexperienced but i will not marry a farax with a 1 incher

es be saying it doesnt matter it fucking does to me


Jennifer imagine being a virgin your whole life and when you get married you find out your husband is too small and unable to make you orgasm this is bullshit

 

[Sophisticate]

bro, nobody has the time to qarxis u, im jist curious...what did u study in university? do u support your parents?

I have been. I went to grad school. And that is a wrap on questions mon ami.

 

[anonymous34]

Abaayo your gonna end up breaking the bed after the first baby anyway

Im 64kg and 5ft 10 very far from being fat so i will not break any bed nacalaa abahaa waas.

 

[DeadStar]

I have been. I went to grad school. And that is a wrap on questions mon ami.

i had a feeling it was u. i wasnt sure. why were u qarxised? Some girl on here told me it was becoz of ur looks.
is it true?

 

[anonymous34]

Not letting that happen. He will go to a urologist and give me proof it's 2.8+ inches plus STD status, plus if he's capable of having offspring.

That seems a bit extreme and lurid, but a microbe is can cause serious issues in our sex life. Would rather reject ahead of time than divorce for that reason. Probably won't happen though.

2.8 inches+ is still small abaayo


6+

 

[anonymous34]

@anonymous34 Can you link me the thread?

Sis its a private group

 

[Adan]

i had a feeling it was u. i wasnt sure. why were u qarxised? Some girl on here told me it was becoz of ur looks.
is it true?

I think she is very shy who get nervous talking to people I have met some people like that she rather stays alone and quiet than talking with someone one thing I have noticed they are smart when it comes to school!!

 

[DeadStar]

I think she is very shy who get nervous talking to people I have met some people like that she rather stays alone and quiet than talking with someone one thing I have noticed they are smart when it comes to school!!

walle waa yaab! gabadu waa la dhulmiye, waalidiinteed ayaa la garabe inee nin uraad shaan. weey xishood badantahay.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

That shit is disgusting how you gonna cheat on your husband with his brother.

The husband also has fault. Why did he stop having sex with her just because she wasn't the youthful girl she was when he married her? If the genders were reversed people might have mentioned how he was neglected first.

I'm putting it into my contract that my husband has to have sex and satisfy me 2-3 times a week. I'm not marrying a dude only to not be touched in ten years. I shall touch him as I please and he shall reciprocate.

Not that his wife is innocent either. She should have divorced and married her brother the right way.

 

[Sophisticate]

i had a feeling it was u. i wasnt sure. why were u qarxised? Some girl on here told me it was becoz of ur looks.
is it true?

Sxb, I don't know. I'd like to forget. Don't trigger me like that PTSD dog.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

I had my reservations about you on your first thread, but now I’m certain that you’re a male troll.

Wallahi I'm female. Just really excited to have sex. Why does that make me a troll? I never talk about these except to close non Muslim female friend of course. The anonymity on this platform helps. I know I sound really lurid.

 

[Adan]

The husband also has fault. Why did he stop having sex with her just because she wasn't the youthful girl she was when he married her? If the genders were revered people might have mentioned how he was neglected first.

I'm putting it into my contract that my husband has to have sex with me t2-3 times a week. I'm not marrying a dude only to not be touched in ten years.

Not that his wife is innocent either. She should have divorced and married her brothers the right way.

You are horny woman very very horny and by the way if u want your nin to have sex with you every night u have to take care of yourself attraction is important!!

 

[DeadStar]

Sxb, I don't know. I'd like to forget. Don't trigger me like that PTSD dog.

alright my nigga. im just surprised why u would still be on a website that humiliated u.
anyways, have a good one. i wanted to say and ask a lot more but you clearly got issues of your own. good luck.

 

[Emily]

I may be inexperienced but i will not marry a farax with a 1 incher

es be saying it doesnt matter it fucking does to me


Jennifer imagine being a virgin your whole life and when you get married you find out your husband is too small and unable to make you orgasm this is bullshit

Girl I feel sorry for y’all. Saving yourself for marriage then you end up with a man with small d or one with big d but has weak hips lol

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

You are horny woman very very horny and by the way if u want your nin to have sex with you every night u have to take care of yourself attraction is important!!

I will. Taking care of my health and other assets is a priority for me always. But you do know that no matter what I still won't look the same in my 50's as I do now. He still has to have sex with me than. Until I die.

No guy can ever use the excuse "you just don't look the same, you changed" as an excuse. OFCOURSE people will change and grow old.