if you could identify as anything and it could become a reality, what would it be?

[sambuusi]

I’m free from you. You’re @Odkac WRLD @Phiirso problem.

but awoowe figo-
don't leave me
how could you do this to me??
@Phiirso will not hesitate to drop me too and @Odkac WRLD couldn't get rid of me if he wanted to
are we not fellow seattleites where's the love

 

[Phiirso]

I’m free from you. You’re @Odkac WRLD @Phiirso problem.

I can't babysit sxb

Reported for racism.

I'd like to identify as a philanthropist

 

[a y a n]

spoiled kids
no, they have to get ipods only at 10
my kids better be the quiet type, i hate lil brats

i was the quiet type somewhat so hopefully that gene passes through
if not i’m gonna have to handle the responsibilities of children to you, i’ll take care of the whole pregnancy thing

 

[sambuusi]

i was the quiet type somewhat so hopefully that gene passes through
if not i’m gonna have to handle the responsibilities of children to you, i’ll take care of the whole pregnancy thing

naaya you are not passing them to me
i'll be a part-time babysitter

 

[sambuusi]

I can't babysit sxb

well you better learn soon
you will not also disappear from my sspot life

 

[Figo]

I can't babysit sxb

Neither can I. Hope she doesn’t read this but if she was high iQ it would be bearable but waa caqli lix saac.

 

[HanadR6]

well you better learn soon
you will not also disappear from my sspot life

I can sit on your baby Ukhti

 

[Phiirso]

Neither can I. Hope she doesn’t read this but if she was high iQ it would be bearable but waa caqli lix saac.

 

[sambuusi]

Neither can I. Hope she doesn’t read this but if she was high iQ it would be bearable but waa caqli lix saac.

excuse me? i am NOT 68 iq, i just um anyways-
you chose to be my awoowe you can't take it back

 

[a y a n]

naaya you are not passing them to me
i'll be a part-time babysitter

they’re your problem from 6pm-6am if i get my dream shift
don’t let me catch you playing just dance with the kids

 

[sambuusi]

they’re your problem from 6pm-6am if i get my dream shift
don’t let me catch you playing just dance with the kids

i change my mind-

sis have you seen me dance??

 

[a y a n]

i change my mind-

sis have you seen me dance??

we-
just dance fucking slaps tho
whether you can dance or not if you can even move your limbs and have any brain eye coordination whatsoever it’s so easy
get away from my imaginary kids

 

[sambuusi]

we-
just dance fucking slaps tho
whether you can dance or not if you can even move your limbs and have any brain eye coordination whatsoever it’s so easy
get away from my imaginary kids

not kidding tho, me and kids are not a good combination
they 7/10 times usually hate me

 

[a y a n]

not kidding tho, me and kids are not a good combination
they 7/10 times usually hate me

depends on the kid
about 95% absolutely love me the remaining 5 are typically those super goody goody quiet kids, like to a crazy extent
other than that i can literally control 10+ kids for hours on end
sign me up for this babysitting for pay thing

 

[sambuusi]

depends on the kid
about 95% absolutely love me the remaining 5 are typically those super goody goody quiet kids, like to a crazy extent
other than that i can literally control 10+ kids for hours on end
sign me up for this babysitting for pay thing

wanna babysit my critters instead

 

[a y a n]

wanna babysit my critters instead

you called them critters gtfo
jk jk i love kids
just pay for my ticket over there belease

 

[sambuusi]

you called them critters gtfo
jk jk i love kids
just pay for my ticket over there belease

we can even share the children when you arrive

 

[Abdisamad]

I like being me.

 

[a y a n]

we can even share the children when you arrive

sis i’m not gonna have kids rn it’s not 1973
just give them all and i collect my bag
jk jk HAHA

 

[sambuusi]

sis i’m not gonna have kids rn it’s not 1973
just give them all and i collect my bag
jk jk HAHA

y-you're not gonna... sell them, are you