if you could identify as anything and it could become a reality, what would it be?

[Gibiin-Udug]

Richest woman in the world.

 

[a y a n]

y-you're not gonna... sell them, are you

THAJDUE
nah lmaoooo
how old are they i have a strict cut off of no 9-12 year olds

 

[sambuusi]

THAJDUE
nah lmaoooo
how old are they i have a strict cut off of no 9-12 year olds

one of them is 4 (not potty-trained) and the other is 26

 

[a y a n]

one of them is 4 (not potty-trained) and the other is 26

i’ll get the younger one potty trained within a week and if the other one is a female i’ll get her an arranged marriage within a week
i gotchu bro
JK JK THAJXIEN

 

[sambuusi]

i’ll get the younger one potty trained within a week and if the other one is a female i’ll get her an arranged marriage within a week
i gotchu bro
JK JK THAJXIEN

it's about timee
forget the future children we need to find you a husband
we'll get you engaged when you're 20
when do you want the nikkah?

 

[a y a n]

it's about timee
forget the future children we need to find you a husband
we'll get you engaged when you're 20
when do you want the nikkah?

20, keep it f a s t
should i just stay in school and hopefully go to med school or go full time stay at home
both look like fire options
gimme a minute i’m gonna hook you up let me look through my collection of male cousins

 

[sambuusi]

20, keep it f a s t
should i just stay in school and hopefully go to med school or go full time stay at home
both look like fire options
gimme a minute i’m gonna hook you up let me look through my collection of male cousins

no, lets worry about you
let's order you a manz
personality:
appearance:
talents:
job:

 

[Boogie]

NBA All Star Point Guard

 

[a y a n]

no, lets worry about you
let's order you a manz
personality:
appearance:
talents:
job:

HAHAHA
personality: f u n n y (very important), doesn’t small talk and actually has intellectual conversations and just casual talking about memes, can take a joke, that’s it
appearance: i could give less fucks. Basic hygiene, is at least 5’1, and isn’t super obese
talents: idc looolll
job: and don’t give a f*ck and don’t, just employed and not ultra broke i could literally care less what they’re doing
YOUR TURN

 

[sambuusi]

HAHAHA
personality: f u n n y (very important), doesn’t small talk and actually has intellectual conversations and just casual talking about memes, can take a joke, that’s it
appearance: i could give less fucks. Basic hygiene, is at least 5’1, and isn’t super obese
talents: idc looolll
job: and don’t give a f*ck and don’t, just employed and not ultra broke i could literally care less what they’re doing
YOUR TURN

personality: has jokes and relatable humor, affectionate, MENTALLY STABLE, no toxic masculinity, can hold convo, not arrogant
appearance: as long as he looks good to me in a sense cause im not picky, good hygiene, taller than me (5'1), not obese
talents: flirting (BUT ONLY WITH ME)
job: anything that can support us (halal only ofc)

 

[a y a n]

personality: has jokes and relatable humor, affectionate, MENTALLY STABLE, no toxic masculinity, can hold convo, not arrogant
appearance: as long as he looks good to me in a sense cause im not picky, good hygiene, taller than me (5'1), not obese
talents: flirting (BUT ONLY WITH ME)
job: anything that can support us (halal only ofc)

hold up i forgot that part lool
most people i find cute but could care less because idk them and they dk me lool
that’s why celebrity crushes sound so stupid and weird to me
NO TOXIC MASCULINITY IS SO IMPORTAAANNTTTT
i forgot to add talents: intelligeenceee
i like holding stupid conversations on stupid things that aren’t somali politics/tribalism or just learning cause it seems cool
mental stability is whatever cause i’m part time bipolar
hold up post some celebrities you find cuteeee
i can’t find a single one that’s genuinely cute to me this far, or its that i can’t remember names

 

[sambuusi]

hold up i forgot that part lool
most people i find cute but could care less because idk them and they dk me lool
that’s why celebrity crushes sound so stupid and weird to me
NO TOXIC MASCULINITY IS SO IMPORTAAANNTTTT
i forgot to add talents: intelligeenceee
i like holding stupid conversations on stupid things that aren’t somali politics/tribalism or just learning cause it seems cool
mental stability is whatever cause i’m part time bipolar
hold up post some celebrities you find cuteeee
i can’t find a single one that’s genuinely cute to me this far, or its that i can’t remember names

wait should we make a thread for that or in here?

 

[a y a n]

wait should we make a thread for that or in here?

people gonna call us weird LMAOAOAOA
actually put it in women’s den we’re gonna have some FUNNNNN

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

Wallahi you niggas super boring.

I'd be a super saiyan

Can you imagine the shift of geopolitical power worldwide if the only saiyan (who can turn super obviously) is a geeljire and there is nothing else that can come near it


Somali would be an international language
Denmark would be a Somali province just for fun
So would be Nicaragua
Just cause I can
Flex on the whole globe