I'm an illegal immigrant denied asylum. I have been served my deportation papers. So it's hard for me to be Western when white guys are actively chasing me through the hood. But alxamdulilah I have escaped from their evil plans. Why do you think I'm so desperate to shack up with a naturalized cutie like you. Only you can save me from the merciless bounty hunters.Bidar, I haven't worn the hijab before but I'm conservative. Methinks you will not rest until only duck tape covers lady bits in Lido Beach. You out 'western' the westerners.
Duck tape? No sweetheart, I just wanna take Somalia back to what it was in the seventies, but you're too young to remember the seventies. The Secular Somalia thread will be your guide.