I'm an illegal immigrant denied asylum. I have been served my deportation papers. So it's hard for me to be Western when white guys are actively chasing me through the hood. But alxamdulilah I have escaped from their evil plans. Why do you think I'm so desperate to shack up with a naturalized cutie like you. Only you can save me from the merciless bounty hunters.Bidar, I haven't worn the hijab before but I'm conservative. Methinks you will not rest until only duck tape covers lady bits in Lido Beach. You out 'western' the westerners.![]()
Duck tape? No sweetheart, I just wanna take Somalia back to what it was in the seventies, but you're too young to remember the seventies. The Secular Somalia thread will be your guide.