My views

[Bernie Madoff]

That nigga @Endriam got outed by @Canuck in another thread.
I knew it, it was very obvious.

I mean good good thought it was a certain other member instead im glad that woman/man got exposed

 

[Tramo]

That nigga @Endriam got outed by @Canuck in another thread.
I knew it, it was very obvious.

my nigga @John Michael clocked him from day one

 

[ሕጊ።።]

Right?! Can someone pls let @Canuck know?? She's been accusing me of being a Xabashi and I only went along with it because I was tired of being called a sheegato.

I'm actually a westernized Somali who is fascinated with Ethiopian history(it started when I would lie about being Ethiopian because all my Cadaan friends would make stupid pirate jokes and other crap about captain Phillips, etc) and would spend hours researching because my parents were too strict to let me have a social life, learned qabil talk from dad & his friends when they'd talk politics at house parties (because I didn't want to go in the other room where all the women & kids gathered...since all they did was lecture and gossip about the lack of their female children's domestic skills, how well never find a good Faarax, blah blah blah...), and it just devolved from there tbh.

TooMacaan the non stop Shapeshifter

How the heck did you manage to translate part of the Amharic video I sent you.

 

[TooMacaan]

TooMacaan the non stop Shapeshifter

How the heck did you manage to translate part of the Amharic video I sent you.

As I said, those Cadaan bullies made me so ashamed to be Somali that I pretended to be an Ethiopian and deny my real identity...I grew up in a not very diverse neighborhood and being perceived as black AND Muslim was the last thing anyone would want. The adults were actually pretty liberal in my region but the kids were brutal. In the process of trying to pass as Xabashi; I learnt many things about Ethiopian and Eritrean culture(I went with Etjiopian identity though because ppl knew it more...I'd get a few starving Africa comments but no where as cruel as the Somali ones...and I also had more 'backed-up' ammo to retort with), I learnt a few Amharic phrases(cuz my mom lived in Addis for awhile & speaks it) and suppressed my af Somali at home, and even online I adopted this identity because everyone reacts much better (this forum is proof alone) to it than they do to a Somali one. This also answers your question @Gucci mane of why I was pretending. It was just for positive attention. How pathetic, right??

 

[ሕጊ።።]

As I said, those Cadaan bullies made me so ashamed to be Somali that I pretended to be an Ethiopian and deny my real identity...I grew up in a not very diverse neighborhood and being perceived as black AND Muslim was the last thing anyone would want. The adults were actually pretty liberal in my region but the kids were brutal. In the process of trying to pass as Xabashi; I learnt many things about Ethiopian and Eritrean culture(I went with Etjiopian identity though because ppl knew it more...I'd get a few starving Africa comments but no where as cruel as the Somali ones...and I also had more 'backed-up' ammo retort with), I learnt a few Amharic phrases(cuz my mom lived in Addis for awhile & speaks it) and suppressed my af Somali at home, and even online I adopted this identity because everyone reacts much better (this forum is proof alone) to it than they do to a Somali one. This also answers your question @Gucci mane of why I was pretending. It was just for positive attention. How pathetic, right??

We have reached V2.3, this better be the final draft.

Now how did you manage to partly translate what I sent lol

 

[Bahal]

Strangely enough, now I actually think she might be Amhara

 

[DuctTape]

As I said, those Cadaan bullies made me so ashamed to be Somali that I pretended to be an Ethiopian and deny my real identity...I grew up in a not very diverse neighborhood and being perceived as black AND Muslim was the last thing anyone would want. The adults were actually pretty liberal in my region but the kids were brutal. In the process of trying to pass as Xabashi; I learnt many things about Ethiopian and Eritrean culture(I went with Etjiopian identity though because ppl knew it more...I'd get a few starving Africa comments but no where as cruel as the Somali ones...and I also had more 'backed-up' ammo to retort with), I learnt a few Amharic phrases(cuz my mom lived in Addis for awhile & speaks it) and suppressed my af Somali at home, and even online I adopted this identity because everyone reacts much better (this forum is proof alone) to it than they do to a Somali one. This also answers your question @Gucci mane of why I was pretending. It was just for positive attention. How pathetic, right??

If this is true this is incredibly sad - but you do realise that your story, as heartfelt as it looks - will be taken with a huge grain of salt after your previous stunts, right?
No-one fucking knows what you are anymore. Are you even really a girl? You could be lying about that.
You went from a Somali to a habashi and back to a Somali again. Why would you even start off Somali and then suddenly switch to being Ethiopian again if you've pretended to be Ethiopian for so long?
No disrespect but I don't get this and I don't get you. You're playing hard and fast, literally throwing whatever story you can at people.

At this point my mental image of you is a shapeless, genderless amorphous blob because I have literally no idea what your gender, age, ethnicity, or anything is.

 

[black]

As I said, those Cadaan bullies made me so ashamed to be Somali that I pretended to be an Ethiopian and deny my real identity...I grew up in a not very diverse neighborhood and being perceived as black AND Muslim was the last thing anyone would want. The adults were actually pretty liberal in my region but the kids were brutal. In the process of trying to pass as Xabashi; I learnt many things about Ethiopian and Eritrean culture(I went with Etjiopian identity though because ppl knew it more...I'd get a few starving Africa comments but no where as cruel as the Somali ones...and I also had more 'backed-up' ammo to retort with), I learnt a few Amharic phrases(cuz my mom lived in Addis for awhile & speaks it) and suppressed my af Somali at home, and even online I adopted this identity because everyone reacts much better (this forum is proof alone) to it than they do to a Somali one. This also answers your question @Gucci mane of why I was pretending. It was just for positive attention. How pathetic, right??

Now she's just sneak dissing

I thought you were my Ethiopian sister, you're welcome to join me and @ሕጊ።። as long as you rep the flag

 

[TooMacaan]

We have reached V2.3, this better be the final draft.

Now how did you manage to partly translate what I sent lol

I told you, I just got my mom to translate it (I told her it was for a project in my History class and that using an authentic source would give it that uniqueness)..she's knows enough Amharic to get by since she lived in Addis for a bit.

 

[black]

If this is true this is incredibly sad - but you do realise that your story, as heartfelt as it looks - will be taken with a huge grain of salt after your previous stunts, right?
No-one fucking knows what you are anymore. Are you even really a girl? You could be lying about that.
You went from a Somali to a habashi and back to a Somali again. Why would you even start off Somali and then suddenly switch to being Ethiopian again if you've pretended to be Ethiopian for so long?
No disrespect but I don't get this and I don't get you. You're playing hard and fast, literally throwing whatever story you can at people.

At this point my mental image of you is a shapeless, genderless amorphous blob because I have literally no idea what your gender, age, ethnicity, or anything is.

Strangely enough, now I actually think she might be Amhara

There's no question about it!!11!!! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Sixth]

She learnt Af Soomaali through dhaanto, it all makes sense now.

 

[DuctTape]

Enough is enough @TooMacaan. Your time of reckoning has come.
First you're Somali then you're not then you're Somali again then you're not STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH ME WOMAN

I will tolerate this no longer reeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Tramo]

As I said, those Cadaan bullies made me so ashamed to be Somali that I pretended to be an Ethiopian and deny my real identity...I grew up in a not very diverse neighborhood and being perceived as black AND Muslim was the last thing anyone would want. The adults were actually pretty liberal in my region but the kids were brutal. In the process of trying to pass as Xabashi; I learnt many things about Ethiopian and Eritrean culture(I went with Etjiopian identity though because ppl knew it more...I'd get a few starving Africa comments but no where as cruel as the Somali ones...and I also had more 'backed-up' ammo to retort with), I learnt a few Amharic phrases(cuz my mom lived in Addis for awhile & speaks it) and suppressed my af Somali at home, and even online I adopted this identity because everyone reacts much better (this forum is proof alone) to it than they do to a Somali one. This also answers your question @Gucci mane of why I was pretending. It was just for positive attention. How pathetic, right??

when is ur novel dropping

 

[Sixth]

when is ur novel dropping

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[TooMacaan]

If this is true this is incredibly sad - but you do realise that your story, as heartfelt as it looks - will be taken with a huge grain of salt after your previous stunts, right?
No-one fucking knows what you are anymore. Are you even really a girl? You could be lying about that.
You went from a Somali to a habashi and back to a Somali again. Why would you even start off Somali and then suddenly switch to being Ethiopian again if you've pretended to be Ethiopian for so long?
No disrespect but I don't get this and I don't get you. You're playing hard and fast, literally throwing whatever story you can at people.

At this point my mental image of you is a shapeless, genderless amorphous blob because I have literally no idea what your gender, age, ethnicity, or anything is.

Yes, walaal...I feel like the girl who cried wolf almost. Sometimes I don't even know what I am anymore because I've pretended for so long...since I was a kid.
I began this forum as a Somali to actually try to retrieve my sense of Somalinimo and to start fresh I guess. I read from somnet that this place was where all the Somali misfits gathered and I thought I'd get judged the least here if I somehow f'd up(also, this place has a younger [or more varied] age crowd I assume)...but then when Canuck thought I was a sheegato, it felt like my real life all over again and brought me back to that. I went with it because it was easier, more comfortable...

 

[fox]

@TooMacaan is by far the gr

Yes, walaal...I feel like the girl who cried wolf almost. Sometimes I don't even know what I am anymore because I've pretended for so long...since I was a kid.
I began this forum as a Somali to actually try to retrieve my sense of Somalinimo and to start fresh I guess. I read from somnet that this place was where all the Somali misfits gathered and I thought I'd get judged the least here if I somehow f'd up(also, this place has a younger [or more varied] age crowd I assume)...but then when Canuck thought I was a sheegato, it felt like my real life all over again and brought me back to that. I went with it because it was easier, more comfortable...

Answer this?
1. Siilkaaga mu dhanaan yahay?
2. Inan qooqsan ma inan wanagsan baa?
3. Define Kudaafad?
4. What does buuryo mean?
5. What does tol mean? (Not sew the other meaning)

I used words you can't google.

 

[Coulombs law]

Yes, walaal...I feel like the girl who cried wolf almost. Sometimes I don't even know what I am anymore because I've pretended for so long...since I was a kid.
I began this forum as a Somali to actually try to retrieve my sense of Somalinimo and to start fresh I guess. I read from somnet that this place was where all the Somali misfits gathered and I thought I'd get judged the least here if I somehow f'd up(also, this place has a younger [or more varied] age crowd I assume)...but then when Canuck thought I was a sheegato, it felt like my real life all over again and brought me back to that. I went with it because it was easier, more comfortable...

Another halimo suffering from an identity crisis ?

Move along folks nothing to see here..

 

[DuctTape]

Yes, walaal...I feel like the girl who cried wolf almost. Sometimes I don't even know what I am anymore because I've pretended for so long...since I was a kid.
I began this forum as a Somali to actually try to retrieve my sense of Somalinimo and to start fresh I guess. I read from somnet that this place was where all the Somali misfits gathered and I thought I'd get judged the least here if I somehow f'd up(also, this place has a younger [or more varied] age crowd I assume)...but then when Canuck thought I was a sheegato, it felt like my real life all over again and brought me back to that. I went with it because it was easier, more comfortable...

If you revert back to an Ethiopian again I'm going to spend and save up money until I buy this website out - and then use my privileges as new owner to delete your account, ban your IP forever, and ban the word "Macaan" from ever being typed onto any comment on this website.



You best believe I would do it

 

[SOMALI GENERAL]

I think she's just a xalimo that uses google translate for Amharic..


I've never seen a Habesha that knows this much about our language, culture & politics.

 

[fardowsa]

@TooMacaan
You
Are
_________

You have damaged my phrase

You are going to be one difficult case to deal with, but let it be known I will Somali-ise you back to your Somali self