My views

[Canuck]

naaa i dont believe you @TooMacaan you are an ethiopian
stop messin wit us

Which subclan do you belong?

 

[TooMacaan]

Somali girl and can not claim Djibouti because" nobody will be believe her" but they will believe her if she claims Ethiopian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't buy this story.
Djibouti is safest and easiest to claim for any Somali and best thing is that nobody knows anything about it(no pirates/Ethiopian famine/poverty jokes)

They wouldn't believe me about Djibouti because they wouldn't know what it is and would just revert to calling me Somali again. And if they go as far as to research Djibouti, they'll find out half the population is Somali too.

naaa i dont believe you @TooMacaan you are an ethiopian
stop messin wit us

I'm not.
I thought you, of all people, would believe me.

 

[Sixth]

When pirate jokes were made, I just used to say I am from Somaliland a completely different safe country and not Somalia! That usually used to shut them up.

I used to roast Bangladeshi shirt makers and their Ganges River drinking mountain Indian kin like there was no tomorrow.

 

[government]

They wouldn't believe me about Djibouti because they wouldn't know what it is and would just revert to calling me Somali again. And if they go as far as to research Djibouti, they'll find out half the population is Somali too.


I'm not.
I thought you, of all people, would believe me.

i will pretend you are somali because we are friends

 

[Prince Abubu]

I mean when you were in your school and suffering from bullying(pirate jokes), you could claim Djibouti instead of Ethiopia and adopting new ethnicity /language/culture/history.

Canuck still in denial. "But...but when you were twelve, you accidentally slipped and fell into some raw meat and and and...a bit of it fell into your mouth...and...and you liked it. That means you are secretly a xabashi."

Evangelical

Nacallah, and she claims Isaaq as well...

 

[VixR]

I never got roasted for being Somali, tbh most ppl have no idea wtf Somali is, even when Capt. Phillips was popular, which I never watched btw. Those that did were pretty cool, some were overly interested. Someone once made the connection and told me Black Hawk Down was their favorite war movie, but that's about it.

 

[cantspeak]

I never got roasted for being Somali, tbh most ppl have no idea wtf Somali is, even when Capt. Phillips was popular, which I never watched btw. Those that did were pretty cool, some were overly interested. Someone once made the connection and told me Black Hawk Down was their favorite war movie, but that's about it.

holy shit, you really are reer badiye living in some tuulo in the US.


let me guess peeps jst defaulted onto your blackness instead

 

[TooMacaan]

i will pretend you are somali because we are friends

Nacallah, and she claims Isaaq as well...

Hey...considering the limitless options; I could've been a Satanist, a Mormon, praying to Xenu, or some new-age sun God...at least Christians are people of the book.

 

[cantspeak]

Hey...considering the limitless options; I could've been a Satanist, a Mormon, praying to Xenu, or some new-age sun God...at least Christians are people of the book.

I would have went with something fun and pretended to be persian with that funky religion called zoroastrianism

 

[Prince Abubu]

Hey...considering the limitless options; I could've been a Satanist, a Mormon, praying to Xenu, or some new-age sun God...at least Christians are people of the book.

Yeah, sure.

 

[black]

Evangelical

Evangelical? What happened to the Tewahedo's teachings?

 

[VixR]

holy shit, you really are reer badiye living in some tuulo in the US.


let me guess peeps jst defaulted onto your blackness instead

This isn't MN or whatever. There are some Somalis in my state, but Somalis tend to seclude themselves to outside groups so they hang with mostly other Muslims and Somalis. I could meet someone else who knows what a Somali is here and there, but most of the time I have to explain it. Most of the general population doesn't know fuckall unless they know someone personally, and since I don't wear hijab and stuff, I look ambiguous af even to the ones who do know someone and they get all confused. I get all kinds of weird guesses.

 

[Prince Abubu]

Evangelical? What happened to the Tewahedo's teachings?

I'm starting to get a headache. An evangelical Christian Somali masquerading as a xabashi because of pirates and Barkhad Abdi or something,but who's secretly an Isaaq whose mom is a Christian too.

Somebody fetch me a glass of Johnnie Walker Black...

 

[government]

This isn't MN or whatever. There are some Somalis in my state, but Somalis tend to seclude themselves to outside groups so they hang with mostly other Muslims and Somalis. I could meet someone else who knows what a Somali is here and there, but most of the time I have to explain it. Most of the general population doesn't know fuckall unless they know someone personally, and since I don't wear hijab and stuff, I look ambiguous af even to the ones who do know someone and they get all confused. I get all kinds of weird guesses.

What state do you live in

 

[TooMacaan]

I would have went with something fun and pretended to be persian with that funky religion called zoroastrianism

Zoroastrianism is actually pretty cool (not to practice or anything, but from a standpoint of learning/curiosity)...it has many links to the Abrahamic faiths also. I've heard some Persian youths want to reclaim this aspect of their historical identity in order to counteract the whole Shia theocracy thing. Why would I pretend to be Persian though?...lol, that is the most random thing and none of the kids would've believed me.

 

[TooMacaan]

Evangelical? What happened to the Tewahedo's teachings?

That was part of the act lol; I was just pretending to be Tewahedo so that it would be believable that I was Ethiopian.

I'm starting to get a headache. An evangelical Christian Somali masquerading as a xabashi because of pirates and Barkhad Abdi or something,but who's secretly an Isaaq whose mom is a Christian too.

Somebody fetch me a glass of
Johnnie Walker Black...

You're gonna rag on me because my mom and I are Christians but you drink...? I thought you were Muslim??

 

[Prince Abubu]

I drink spiritually.

 

[TooMacaan]

I drink spiritually.

I'm gonna need you to expand on that sxb. How exactly does that work...?
Do you mean to tell me that you are gaal "masquerading" as Muslim??
Just because its not henny doesn't mean you're off the hook.

 

[Prince Abubu]

I don't drink alcohol.

 

[Prince Abubu]

Why would you care anyway, don't you drink the blood of Christ? Committing two sins at the same time.