How exactly did you a supposedly Somali Muslim man come in touch with an Evangelic Christian in East Africa... it's very improbable unless you're half Kenyan. I thought maybe you were half White Canadian, but it's extremely unlikely your mum is both an Evangelical and Cadaan Canadian.
Not to mention you being into communism at some point. Why on earth would an Evangelical Christian have any interest in communist Russia? I thought maybe through relation of Orthodoxy, but nope. At some point you also said both your parents were from the same background. It's impossible to deduct the lies from the truths at this point
I think you're fibbing about the whole thing. Perhaps from your dad being a Muslim all the way down to you being Christian. For now you're a bored atheist iska dhal to me.