Online dating is a sham and never works

[Manafesto]

POF is dead wallahi

Whats your experience with Muzmatch?

Good quality xalimos on there?

I agree POF is dead now but MeetMe is also an easy app for quick one night stand if you are into obese and lonely white women to netflix and cuddle without spending money a dime.

I never had any luck with that Muzmatch app,first of all I haven't seen that many Halimos on that app either,I refuse to date a flat ass hairy Paki or an Arab girl since my preferences is always Somali girls ,the Suugo stained Baati wearing Halimos with the Uuunsi smell is my weakness.

Believe it or not but my favorite hunting ground is still Facebook and sometimes Snapchat, most of Say walahi Halimos don't use FB as much as fobs but it is an easy way to find a dime if you give it shot.

Trolling on Somali FB groups and group chats is another way you can meet some women as well , it is a cesspool for hoejabis and your typical neighborhood community well, it is all you can eat and it wouldn't take you a while to find that desperate Halimo who is on lookout for a savior.

Maybe u r not sexually attractive huuno. do u look like faarmajo with a weird mustache?

I am an average looking guy and a gifted beast under the sheets , the problem is I am not interested in most of the whales on there which is the majority of the females on these apps,my type of womem is quite rare to find and I might also be picky a little, which reminds me that I should lower my standards a little.

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[Ronaldinho]

@Manafesto
Gabar qurux badan baan ku haya
Oo xawadle weyaan.
2019 camry bey wadata

Ii so dir sxbkey nin xawaadle an ahay

 

[Radical]

I've already found one right here in this website

 

[Yoobudy]

I've already found one right here in this website

Meeting your significant other through somalispot, what can possibly go wrong

 

[Prettymuslim94]

in real life or in profile pic

Both

 

[Octavian]

I've already found one right here in this website

are there more anarcho collectivist on this site

 

[vanilla]

people probably treat online dating like shopping for humans.... and just like every other shopping, we want the item that comes with perfect packaging

 

[Desert Flower]

Abti don’t take what some of the trolls on here say that serious. The world is much more grey than the way most of the people on here talk. You have a lot of time ahead of you to find the one and take a page out of your mentor @sophisticate’s book. Everything will work out in the end. Just put your trust in Allah and keep working to achieve your goals in the interim.

Lmao thanks. I don’t have as much “time” as you say. Waxaas wa been imo but I’m still in the game so to speak.

If something or someone isn’t messing with my beauty sleep or life then I could give zero ish about their opinion.

 

[BobSmoke]

I agree POF is dead now but MeetMe is also an easy app for quick one night stand if you are into obese and lonely white women to netflix and cuddle without spending money a dime.

I never had any luck with that Muzmatch app,first of all I haven't seen that many Halimos on that app either,I refuse to date a flat ass hairy Paki or an Arab girl since my preferences is always Somali girls ,the Suugo stained Baati wearing Halimos with the Uuunsi smell is my weakness.

Believe it or not but my favorite hunting ground is still Facebook and sometimes Snapchat, most of Say walahi Halimos don't use FB as much as fobs but it is an easy way to find a dime if you give it shot.

Trolling on Somali FB groups and group chats is another way you can meet some women as well , it is a cesspool for ***jabis and your typical neighborhood community well, it is all you can eat and it wouldn't take you a while to find that desperate Halimo who is on lookout for a savior.


I am an average looking guy and a gifted beast under the sheets , the problem is I am not interested in most of the whales on there which is the majority of the females on these apps,my type of womem is quite rare to find and I might also be picky a little, which reminds me that I should lower my standards a little.

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[Basra]

Alright, well first off, yes I guess it's kind of pathetic to try online dating but moving recently to a state with barely any Muslims or Somalis limited my options ,but hey, it's 2020 already, regardless, I went to a couple different sites/App that were suggested to me by a friend, them being "Muzmatch" ' and 'Plenty of Fish(the only one with a religion search preference)'.

These websites are good for the individual user in general, you're not forced to pay to join, however you can upgrade memberships. However, that's not really what this is about. So I build my profile on one, adjust it, tweak it, put up select pictures and BAM, I am ready to date.

Now on these things it would be bizarre if they didn't have a matching system for you. But this is where 'Plenty of Fish' aka 'plenty of whales' takes a huge turn in a bad direction. Their matching system will literally pair you up in comparison with people who have 0-2 common interests with you. And those interests 99% of the time on a woman's profile are going to be "movies" and "music".

Now we all know that those two words are so broad that you're lucky to find someone who likes the same movies as you do, if you don't watch every movie that comes out. And don't even get me started on music. I refuse to listen to Nicki Minaj and Kodak Black, so I might as well be a hermit from here on out.

Now I feel like I m a slightly above average guy, young, good head on my shoulders. Im a good balance of athletic and nerdy, and overall I am decently cute for a guy. So I've been told. So, I approach this websites with optimism for a good week or so. I had set my goal to send at least one decent looking female a message each day. If not to date, at least strike up some conversation to even better my skill at reading people.

To my surprise, women online are just as stuck up and introverted as they are in person. You send 12 messages and get maybe 2 responses back. Now this wouldn't be a big issue if I wasn't able to tell whether or not they read my message. But they do read it, look at my profile and then continue to ignore me. So tell me this: How is it that you're 'super fun, friendly, and outgoing' when I am sure more guys than just me talk to you, and you probably reply to 1% of them.

Maybe at this point I take a few days away from it, let the profile collect it's own traffic, but who am I kidding? I'm literally not the guy that women talk to on their own initiative. Not that he doesn't exist, but he doesn't need online dating, because he isn't single.

Anyway, I feel like most of the women who joined this dating apps/sites expected to be surrounded by big muscular men who are looking to just settle down or something along those lines

I am not saying guys are perfect, In fact, i'm quite sure most of the men on there are not. However I didn't go on a dating website to meet men. But when it really comes down to it, I had an exceptionally higher hope that women on a dating Apps would be more, inclined, I guess to reply to a decent gentleman that tries to be nice to them. Because, women are looking for a "nice guy", right? At least, that's what they say they're looking for.

This isn't a slam on women, because us guys are just as shitty as them. But wouldn't you think it would help you out a little bit to put up what you're REALLY looking for? I feel like the expectations for men are too high sometimes. Some women are looking for a "Nice, adventurous, funny, friendly, outgoing guy. Who can also stay at home all the time, and relax and pamper me like a princess."

So now that I've seen the ups and downs of online dating I invite some of you to share with me your opinions of online dating, or even advice so im not completely alone anymore, anyone ?

@Manafesto Check out this movie. U remind me of the character Albert plays.


By the way are u close to your Hooyo??



@Yonis u too

 

[Rooble44]

Musmatch is full of reformed ho's. Use at your convenience to pump and dump, recycle dem es mah broskis

 

[Manafesto]

Musmatch is full of reformed ho's. Use at your convenience to pump and dump, recycle dem *****es mah broskis

I always thought most of Somali girls on these foreign dating apps are not your typical marriage material, a good Halimo don't entertain the idea of a Ajnabi husband untill her reputation among Somalis is tarnished and Farahs are missing in action.

Walahi most of the once I seen on that app had high mileage and were dealing with unbearable trust issues,low confidence and lost of faith for most men.

View attachment 137928 @Manafesto Check out this movie. U remind me of the character Albert plays.


By the way are u close to your Hooyo??



@Yonis u too

Yes I am mom's boy,we are very closer now 'compared to when I was a kid, she had a belt I had to deal with every other day as a habitual Dugsi truant and trouble maker.

 

[JohnCena]

Look for someone in the social circle much better then looking for them online

1000% facts. I tried the online dating and it's so boring. Real life is so much better and you can build amazing chemistry that way

 

[World]

All depends on your looks

I’ve been dmed by like 15 girls this past year alone

If you got it you got it

 

[JohnCena]

All depends on your looks

I’ve been dmed by like 15 girls this past year alone

If you got it you got it

Same. I actually used the boost feature yday and I met a pretty nice looking xalimo, but honestly I'm kinda not taking it serious. I prefer real life than online tbh.

 

[Halimo-2018]

if you don't find your partner by 25 then you are done. The good pickings will be gone. Anyone who is a "prize" is already taken by 25.

Taken? Are they food? What if they rather not be "taken"

 

[Halimo-2018]

Alright, well first off, yes I guess it's kind of pathetic to try online dating but moving recently to a state with barely any Muslims or Somalis limited my options ,but hey, it's 2020 already, regardless, I went to a couple different sites/App that were suggested to me by a friend, them being "Muzmatch" ' and 'Plenty of Fish(the only one with a religion search preference)'.

These websites are good for the individual user in general, you're not forced to pay to join, however you can upgrade memberships. However, that's not really what this is about. So I build my profile on one, adjust it, tweak it, put up select pictures and BAM, I am ready to date.

Now on these things it would be bizarre if they didn't have a matching system for you. But this is where 'Plenty of Fish' aka 'plenty of whales' takes a huge turn in a bad direction. Their matching system will literally pair you up in comparison with people who have 0-2 common interests with you. And those interests 99% of the time on a woman's profile are going to be "movies" and "music".

Now we all know that those two words are so broad that you're lucky to find someone who likes the same movies as you do, if you don't watch every movie that comes out. And don't even get me started on music. I refuse to listen to Nicki Minaj and Kodak Black, so I might as well be a hermit from here on out.

Now I feel like I m a slightly above average guy, young, good head on my shoulders. Im a good balance of athletic and nerdy, and overall I am decently cute for a guy. So I've been told. So, I approach this websites with optimism for a good week or so. I had set my goal to send at least one decent looking female a message each day. If not to date, at least strike up some conversation to even better my skill at reading people.

To my surprise, women online are just as stuck up and introverted as they are in person. You send 12 messages and get maybe 2 responses back. Now this wouldn't be a big issue if I wasn't able to tell whether or not they read my message. But they do read it, look at my profile and then continue to ignore me. So tell me this: How is it that you're 'super fun, friendly, and outgoing' when I am sure more guys than just me talk to you, and you probably reply to 1% of them.

Maybe at this point I take a few days away from it, let the profile collect it's own traffic, but who am I kidding? I'm literally not the guy that women talk to on their own initiative. Not that he doesn't exist, but he doesn't need online dating, because he isn't single.

Anyway, I feel like most of the women who joined this dating apps/sites expected to be surrounded by big muscular men who are looking to just settle down or something along those lines

I am not saying guys are perfect, In fact, i'm quite sure most of the men on there are not. However I didn't go on a dating website to meet men. But when it really comes down to it, I had an exceptionally higher hope that women on a dating Apps would be more, inclined, I guess to reply to a decent gentleman that tries to be nice to them. Because, women are looking for a "nice guy", right? At least, that's what they say they're looking for.

This isn't a slam on women, because us guys are just as shitty as them. But wouldn't you think it would help you out a little bit to put up what you're REALLY looking for? I feel like the expectations for men are too high sometimes. Some women are looking for a "Nice, adventurous, funny, friendly, outgoing guy. Who can also stay at home all the time, and relax and pamper me like a princess."

So now that I've seen the ups and downs of online dating I invite some of you to share with me your opinions of online dating, or even advice so im not completely alone anymore, anyone ?

It works but a lot are scammers wasting your time proceed with caution
you wrote an essay I am sorry i had to skip through lol

 

[Manafesto]

All depends on your looks

I’ve been dmed by like 15 girls this past year alone

If you got it you got it

Lol Walahi u funny, I get 15 messages a day, unfortunately they are mostly whales and stuck up white women, I never thought this but I am enjoying Facebook dates now, it is not that bad.

 

[JohnCena]

Lol Walahi u funny, I get 15 messages a day, unfortunately they are mostly whales and stuck up white women, I never thought this but I am enjoying Facebook dates now, it is not that bad.

I get a lot of matches, but only 30% look good tbh. I met a cute filipina and xalimo and a couple of nice lookin white girls. But yo lowkey it just feels weird tbh. I prefer real life.

 

[sigmund]

How else are you meant to look for a spouse the sky??