reer oyster card soo gala

[Lord Flacko]

I will be in London soon for a short while alhamdullillah


So @waraabe where can I find those balloons

@Cognitivedissonance drop the masjids with the craziest xaliimos I know u got a list

@sahersi still up for our date at Westfield? (bonus if you visit one of the masjids on CD's list )



@ rest of oyster squad I need recommendations where can I get cheap Nike or Adidas runners? And what's popping at Nandos?

 

[Lord Flacko]

Oh and also how much does an oyster card cost?

 

[Qansax]

Go to chicken cottage it's lit asf

 

[Prince of Lasanod]

£21 a week

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Go to Brixton mosque but I got to warn you that you're fresh out of luck if you're not ajnabi just say you're xabashi then you have a more chance of getting them.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Birmingham has all the euro trash the easiest xalimos just buy them a 2 for 2 at sams & you'll get a massage with a happy ending kkkk

 

[Siddhartha]

fyi majority of girls in the UK are ugly compared to scandinavia. Avoid the ghetto areas, stay in central, dont go around in groups of non whites, wont get entry into most clubs, (somalis known to sell drugs). Soho has nice concentration of bars/strip clubs. Also dont act too friendly with people its not like norge sxb niggas will rob your trainers if they like them.

 

[MARAQ DIGAAG]

I will be in London soon for a short while alhamdullillah


So @waraabe where can I find those balloons

@Cognitivedissonance drop the masjids with the craziest xaliimos I know u got a list

@sahersi still up for our date at Westfield? (bonus if you visit one of the masjids on CD's list )



@ rest of oyster squad I need recommendations where can I get cheap Nike or Adidas runners? And what's popping at Nandos?

Hey come to Brixton market .ask for Abdullahi Al Soomali .i will show you around for a £100 . I will show you how to save £20 a day in London .

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Go to Cardiff if you want them half somali half cadaan chicks oo indhoha bluega leh

 

[Mohamud]

take a picture of every double tap sink you come across

make sure you use the term "chatting wet" profusely and see who responds to it (they still claiming it ain't a thing but i ain't wif it)

go to one of those pakistani enclaves and just jot down how much wack shit you see - i need this for research

just go into a grocery store and like try to walk out with 5 cabbages. drop the money on the counter but like see if they stop you or something.

 

[Tramo]

bruv see if u can nick a couple extra cabbages innit

 

[Lord Flacko]

take a picture of every double tap sink you come across

make sure you use the term "chatting wet" profusely and see who responds to it (they still claiming it ain't a thing but i ain't wif it)

go to one of those pakistani enclaves and just jot down how much wack shit you see - i need this for research

just go into a grocery store and like try to walk out with 5 cabbages. drop the money on the counter but like see if they stop you or something.

What's the deal with the cabbage m8

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I'll take a cabbage over Hennessy any day kkkk

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

What's the deal with the cabbage m8

Cause khat is banned out here in the UK so you'll find many Somalis chewing cabbage.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

I'll take a cabbage over Hennessy any day kkkk

Henny with Sabayad iyo Suqaar

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Henny with Sabayad iyo Suqaar

You Canadian raised Somalis hardly got dhaqan or deen I wouldn't be suprised in the next few years we see a Somali kid called Hennessy jones the likes of Abdi Johnson iyo mahamud Montgomery :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

You Canadian raised Somalis hardly got dhaqan or deen I wouldn't be suprised in the next few years we see a Somali kid called Hennessy jones the likes of Abdi Johnson iyo mahamud Montgomery :siilaanyolaugh:

There is a guy who works at my office, he changed his name to Hennessey

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

There is a guy who works at my office, he changed his name to Hennessey

All jokes aside compared to Somalis in North America, Uk Somalis still predominantly hold on to there culture and deen you'll find many Somali born in the Uk & still retain their deen & dhaqan masha Allah.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Out in Canada & USA they can't even communicate with their loved ones in Somali.

Hooyo: waryaa Mohamud

Mohamud: hooyo

Hooyo: qolka Maxa iga keenta telephoneka

Mohamud: hooyo I didn't call you

 

[Mohamud]

Out in Canada & USA they can't even communicate with their loved ones in Somali.

Hooyo: waryaa Mohamud

Mohamud: hooyo

Hooyo: qolka Maxa iga keenta telephoneka

Mohamud: hooyo I didn't call you

Nah that ain't a L I recently found out your parents can't speak a lick of English even after being in a country for literally decades

You can speak Somali because that quite literally is the only way to speak to your own mother and shit. Plus unemployment.