Reer U.K.. have you seen this?

[Bohol]

Interesting next time I go there I shall say hello Reer Xaaji Saalax.... ahahahagaga

No If i had a choice probably Canada, so I can enjoy free health
Care and education.

Somaliland would be my last choice of resettlement.... :siilaanyolaugh:

Where would you go?

There is no point going to freezing Canada (it is too depressing). I would go back to
my home region (Sanaag). Build two mansions one in the jungle of Daalo like Narcos
and another in Maydh with a luxury boat and live off the fat of the land.

 

[The Cushitic One]

There is no point going to freezing Canada (it is too depressing). I would go back to
my home region (Sanaag). Build two mansions one in the jungle of Daalo like Narcos
and another in Maydh with a luxury boat and live off the fat of the land.

I'm going hargesia hopefully the start of August, I like the looks of maydh....how far away is it, by car?

Well since you're bethrothed to me in the fictional land of SS, I shall enjoy the land and produces along with you....

:siilaanyosmile:

 

[The Cushitic One]

horta are there many jobs in the Uk?

Yes, my Bantu friend.... let's swap places and I will take you're place in Norway!

:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Bohol]

I'm going hargesia hopefully the start of August, I like the looks of maydh....how far away is it, by car?

Well since you're bethrothed to me in the fictional land of SS, I shall enjoy the land and produces along with you....

:siilaanyosmile:

It is usually humid in August in Hargeisa ( I am not sure if it is worth it ) . There is like several regions between them, you will have to
take a car first to Burco then to Ceerigaabo (5 hours). After Ceerigaabo you can reach Maydh. As you can see on the map it is not that far
from Ceerigaabo it is like the distance between Sheekh and Berbera. Our Daalo is much greener and a bigger forest than Sheekh though.

 

[cantspeak]

They can try all they want I was born in a 30 story building in North London I ain't going nowhere.

Thats the attitude.

The only way their gonna take away my cayd is from my cold dead hands

 

[The Cushitic One]

You from East?

How's Westfield Stratford City?


Sams is alright but there are better fast food places. It's usually the one that can only be found in your area which I noticed.

Hahahahagagaga I didn't not clarify
myself location

Hahahaha duke already tired phishing my location out, but I hover over all
Great ends, I prefer the Westfield in bush, the one in Stratford is like
The primark knock off.

If I'm honest I can't eat at these cheap
Chicken shops, the quality of food
Is disgusting.... I favour deliveroo
Iyo uber eats for my Lebanese
And Turkish feasts...

It is usually humid in August in Hargeisa ( I am not sure if it is worth it ) . There is like several regions between them, you will have to
take a car first to Burco then to Ceerigaabo (5 hours). After Ceerigaabo you can reach Maydh. As you can see on the map it is not that far
from Ceerigaabo it is like the distance between Sheekh and Berbera. Our Daalo is much greener and a bigger forest than Sheekh though.

Just driving to burco is a long trek because those fools closed down our airport!

My futo would Be too numb to travel that great distance sxb

I'm to kibiir to go through such a traumatic journey.
I went to ceel shirk once that journey alone was too long!

 

[Lojire]

Yes, my Bantu friend.... let's swap places and I will take you're place in Norway!

:siilaanyolaugh:

your going have to work. Most of our welfare Services come from our hardworkıng people. The oil money is moro of a pillow for the aging population in future.
also it's becoming verey hard to get a jobb when these poor swedes and slavs are stealing our jobs. Swedes are like the mexicans of Scandinavia.

I won't be surprised if i don't have a summer job this year.
Doqomada are stealing our jobs

 

[Human]

Hahahahagagaga I didn't not clarify
myself location

Hahahaha duke already tired phishing my location out, but I hover over all
Great ends, I prefer the Westfield in bush, the one in Stratford is like
The primary knock off.

If I'm honest I can't eat at these cheap
Chicken shops, the quality of food
Is disgusting.... I favour deliveroo
Iyo uber eats for my Lebanese
And Turkish feasts...

You seem like a East or North-West type of person.

Westfield in bush is around my part of London. We see all the South Londoners and East Londoners coming down our ends.
:siilaanyosmile:

Yeah, it's nice to have a balance. How's Lebanese and Turkish food? The closest I had was Afghani food and it was delicious

 

[Bohol]

Hahahahagagaga I didn't not clarify
myself location

Hahahaha duke already tired phishing my location out, but I hover over all
Great ends, I prefer the Westfield in bush, the one in Stratford is like
The primary knock off.

If I'm honest I can't eat at these cheap
Chicken shops, the quality of food
Is disgusting.... I favour deliveroo
Iyo uber eats for my Lebanese
And Turkish feasts...





Just driving to burco is a long trek because those fools closed down our airport!

My futo would Ben too numb to travel that great distance sxb

I'm to kibiir to go through such a traumatic journey.
I went to ceel shirk once that journey alone was too long!

Ceel Sheikh you know the route there is dirt track , one of my boys wanted to go but we settled for Berbera. The road between Burco and Ceerigaabo is almost paved so you will be fine, lots of people go to Sanaag region from the Hargeisa area nowadays due to the new road. Maydh and Daalo is the holy grail to them aka bucket list.

 

[The Cushitic One]

You seem like a East or North-West type of person.

Westfield in bush is around my part of London. We see all the South Londoners and East Londoners coming down our ends.
:siilaanyosmile:

Yeah, it's nice to have a balance. How's Lebanese and Turkish food? The closest I had was Afghani food and it was delicious

Yes west London is the wild Wild West for us Somalis.... I've heard tales do the famous Park Royal shisha spot, but I'm too much of a decent female to go to such places.

I could Be closer than you think.... or maybe not at all

Yes afghani rice and their chicken kebab marinated in that yogurt yum yum, they have this spicey homemade chilli sauce like ours also, delicious, my salvia Is building up as we speak...

 

[The Cushitic One]

Ceel Sheikh you know the route there is dirt track , one of my boys wanted to go but we settled for Berbera. The road between Burco and Ceerigaabo is almost paved so you will be fine, lots of people go to Sanaag region from the Hargeisa area nowadays due to the new road. Maydh and Daalo is the holy grail to them aka bucket list.

Wallahi I was tricked into going there by some other despots from the west...

The people were lovely though, expect for one old lady who gave me the dirtiest look I've ever received in my life.... the beach was nice though.

Truly that was my first Reer Mii experience my mother laughed hysterically at the thought of me being there.

your going have to work. Most of our welfare Services come from our hardworkıng people. The oil money is moro of a pillow for the aging population in future.
also it's becoming verey hard to get a jobb when these poor swedes and slavs are stealing our jobs. Swedes are like the mexicans of Scandinavia.

I won't be surprised if i don't have a summer job this year.
Doqomada are stealing our jobs

Hahahaha no way swedes are like the Mexicans ......

I know a few white swedes aswell their plenty over here

 

[Human]

Yes west London is the wild Wild West for us Somalis.... I've heard tales do the famous Park Royal shisha spot, but I'm too much of a decent female to go to such places.

I could Be closer than you think.... or maybe not at all

Yes afghani rice and their chicken kebab marinated in that yogurt yum yum, they have this spicey homemade chilli sauce like ours also, delicious, my salvia Is building up as we speak...

Out of all places, Park Royal?????? Why couldn't they go somewhere less lowkey. Maybe a shit shisha spot in their high street
:siilaanyolaugh:

It's fine, I know you are in the radius of West London somewhere. Your parents made the right choice of picking the best part of London.


You can carry on. I'm not fasting so I can grab a whole of food whilst you continue.

 

[Bohol]

Wallahi I was tricked into going there by some other despots from the west...

The people were lovely though, expect for one old lady who gave me the dirtiest look I've ever received in my life.... the beach was nice though.

Truly that was my first Reer Mii experience my mother laughed hysterically at the thought of me being there.



Hahahaha no way swedes are like the Mexicans ......

I know a few white swedes aswell their plenty over here

Ceel Sheikh is usually a spot where young diaspora go to.

 

[The Cushitic One]

Out of all places, Park Royal?????? Why couldn't they go somewhere less lowkey. Maybe a shit shisha spot in their high street
:siilaanyolaugh:

It's fine, I know you are in the radius of West London somewhere. Your parents made the right choice of picking the best part of London.


You can carry on. I'm not fasting so I can grab a whole of food whilst you continue.

I'm not fasting for personal female reasons also, all this talk has made
Me hungry.

Hahahaha west london, the Las Vegas
Metropolis of Somali nightlife!

Ceel Sheikh is usually a spot where young diaspora go to.

I will never go back there again wallahi.... there's nothing, I had
To drink warm Coca Cola and 7up!
I had to wash at night in the one air..., I know the local men were watching us in the same dark, but I didn't care if you knew what I went through....

 

[Human]

I'm not fasting for personal female reasons also, all this talk has made
Me hungry.

Hahahaha west london, the Las Vegas
Metropolis of Somali nightlife!

Are you pregnant? Congratulations!

Who's the lucky man?


West London is like New York. Las Vegas is our alleyways. God bless the diversity in West London.

 

[Bohol]

I'm not fasting for personal female reasons also, all this talk has made
Me hungry.

Hahahaha west london, the Las Vegas
Metropolis of Somali nightlife!




I will never go back there again wallahi.... there's nothing, I had
To drink warm Coca Cola and 7up!
I had to wash at night in the one air..., I know the local men were watching us in the same dark, but I didn't care if you knew what I went through....

Better go to Maydh next time.We have modern showers there at-least.

 

[The Cushitic One]

Are you pregnant? Congratulations!

Who's the lucky man?


West London is like New York. Las Vegas is our alleyways. God bless the diversity in West London.

Naaaya I'm on my period, are you pregnant? I assumed you was on
You're period, but I'm not pregnant ...

Yes yes west London we're all the Somali tribes cohabit with eachother
Peacefully

I heard some scandalous things about Southall though..

 

[Human]

Naaaya I'm on my period, are you pregnant? I assumed you was on
You're period, but I'm not pregnant ...
Bigger question now are you?

Yes yes west London we're all the Somali tribes cohabit with eachother
Peacefully

I heard some scandalous things about Southall though..

I'm dead.


Good to think about your life in the future, ehhh?


Your friends with other tribes, eh? Qabil is a non-existent word in my area. I just started knowing what it was ever since I came here.


What scandalous things in Southall? I haven't been to that Somali market in Southall in timeeee. Please tell me more. You can't leave me in suspense like this.

 

[Volcahoooees]

If ALL FOREIGNERS left UK especially somalis . I truly think the uk would be better off which is really sad. which is sad.

Sad but tru
And needs to happen
Especially to a7'wani al wahabiyeen al s3oudiyeen(my Saudi fundamentalist brothers)

 

[mrdeeni]

Sad but tru
And needs to happen
Especially to a7'wani al wahabiyeen al s3oudiyeen(my Saudi fundamentalist brothers)

Could you imagin the part of london/major cities that would suddely open up leading to reduce house prices reduce lvls of crime. UK would become like a Scandinavian country ......... OMG i am becoming like UKIP/BNP