Reer U.K.. have you seen this?

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I'm dead.
:cryinglaughsmiley:

Good to think about your life in the future, ehhh?
:lolbron:

Your friends with other tribes, eh? Qabil is a non-existent word in my area. I just started knowing what it was ever since I came here.
:mjlol:

What scandalous things in Southall? I haven't been to that Somali market in Southall in timeeee. Please tell me more. You can't leave me in suspense like this.
:damn:

My future is bright, like the sun masha'Allah...I shall put my debating skills to excellent use and free all
The Xarahs from prison :fittytousand:

Well for some reason I tend to know issaq and darood ppl, but I don't care
What tribe their from irl Somalis are
Somalis to me. :yacadiim:

A Southall resident told me, that one night he was driving home. And saw a young Somali girl standing on the street corner.

He said he stopped because it was late and raining and out of the goodness of his heart, offered her a lift home.

When she entered the car, she told him to turn into a corner and said the prices start from £5.

He said he was shocked, :wtf: apparently her mouth was as white as this meme and she said she does this because she needs the money to feed her habit.

She gets out of the car and goes to this Asian pimp! A asian pimp, apparently there's more there:sass2: but this is what I was told so I don't know ....:ohlord:
 
My future is bright, like the sun masha'Allah...I shall put my debating skills to excellent use and free all
The Xarahs from prison :fittytousand:

Well for some reason I tend to know issaq and darood ppl, but I don't care
What tribe their from irl Somalis are
Somalis to me. :yacadiim:

A Southall resident told me, that one night he was driving home. And saw a young Somali girl standing on the street corner.

He said he stopped because it was late and raining and out of the goodness of his heart, offered her a lift home.

When she entered the car, she told him to turn into a corner and said the prices start from £5.

He said he was shocked, :wtf: apparently her mouth was as white as this meme and she said she does this because she needs the money to feed her habit.

She gets out of the car and Be goes to this Asian pimp! A asian pimp, apparently there's more there:sass2: but this is what I was told so I don't know ....:ohlord:

The lander girl of london are well know dont want to speak to much bad stuff but you know what i mean.
 

Human

Bellum omnium contra omnes
My future is bright, like the sun masha'Allah...I shall put my debating skills to excellent use and free all
The Xarahs from prison :fittytousand:

Well for some reason I tend to know issaq and darood ppl, but I don't care
What tribe their from irl Somalis are
Somalis to me. :yacadiim:

A Southall resident told me, that one night he was driving home. And saw a young Somali girl standing on the street corner.

He said he stopped because it was late and raining and out of the goodness of his heart, offered her a lift home.

When she entered the car, she told him to turn into a corner and said the prices start from £5.

He said he was shocked, :wtf: apparently her mouth was as white as this meme and she said she does this because she needs the money to feed her habit.

She gets out of the car and goes to this Asian pimp! A asian pimp, apparently there's more there:sass2: but this is what I was told so I don't know ....:ohlord:

What about put your skills on having a kid? Apparently, Somali girls back home have children really young.
:drakelaugh:

Are you studying law? Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
:ooh:

Preach that is very true. Let us get a Amen.
:ohno:


Oh, shit. I thought Southall was just a stinky, cramped and boring area but I never thought that what happens in the d low in Southall. I still might pop there in the summer anyways
:mjlaugh:
 

Volcahoooees

Resident of WZKSA, Wahabi-Zionist K. Sh!thole. A
Could you imagin the part of london/major cities that would suddely open up leading to reduce house prices reduce lvls of crime. UK would become like a Scandinavian country ......... OMG i am becoming like UKIP/BNP
Im imagining it
And my millenial brain cant fully grasp the meaning of what u just said.:francis:
Can you explain it a bit more adheer/walaal im willing to listen.:feedme:
Feed me knowledge
 
The lander girl of london are well know dont want to speak to much bad stuff but you know what i mean.

Listen as you have stated yourself being the close blood relative of Siad Barre the murdering, dictator you Have no leg to stand on...

Didn't you say one of you're uncles was his brother ? :camby:

Every night I sleep peacefully knowing you're Ubti is rotting in hell and his flesh peeled from his body, fire
Engulfing every crease of his skin...masha'Allah karma is good!

Take you're QABIList rhetoric trash away... :camby::camby:
 

Volcahoooees

Resident of WZKSA, Wahabi-Zionist K. Sh!thole. A
Listen as you have stated yourself being the close blood relative of Siad Barre the murdering, dictator you Have no leg to stand on...

Didn't you say one of you're uncles was his brother ? :camby:

Every night I sleep peacefully knowing you're Ubti is rotting in hell and his flesh peeled from his body, fire
Engulfing every crease of his skin...

Take you're QABIList rhetoric trash away... :camby::camby:
Amīn sista
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What about put your skills on having a kid? Apparently, Somali girls back home have children really young.
:drakelaugh:

Are you studying law? Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
:ooh:

Preach that is very true. Let us get a Amen.
:ohno:


Oh, shit. I thought Southall was just a stinky, cramped and boring area but I never thought that what happens in the d low in Southall. I still might pop there in the summer anyways
:mjlaugh:

Well law has always fascinated me most, and I like being able to hush
A person in their tracks my pulling
Them apart verbally.

I shall not confirm nor deny you, Sassy 17 yr old fellow Reer U.K. Ss user ... great attempt :salute:


If you do go to Southall, and you find
These girl or girls :damn: bring a imam with you and do a exorcism the devils is at work on these poor xaalimos :mjcry:
 

Volcahoooees

Resident of WZKSA, Wahabi-Zionist K. Sh!thole. A
Well law has always fascinated me most, and I like being able to hush
A person in their tracks my pulling
Them apart verbally.

I shall not confirm nor deny you, Sassy 17 yr old fellow Reer U.K. Ss user ... great attempt :salute:


If you do go to Southall, and you find
These girl or girls :damn: bring a imam with you and do a exorcism the devils is at work on these poor xaalimos :mjcry:
Why the exorcism tho:ohdamn:isnt this a civilized former European country unlike the jahil Wahabi Saudi Arabia(the hellhole that i live unfortunately:kendrickcry:)

Is it like here in Jeddah where they(the Wife/the Wives) suspect that the maid had put a 3amal(voodoo spell) on the Husband so they call up a Shei7' to purify the Husband from the 3amal:cosbyhmm:
 

Human

Bellum omnium contra omnes
Well law has always fascinated me most, and I like being able to hush
A person in their tracks my pulling
Them apart verbally.

I shall not confirm nor deny you, Sassy 17 yr old fellow Reer U.K. Ss user ... great attempt :salute:


If you do go to Southall, and you find
These girl or girls :damn: bring a imam with you and do a exorcism the devils is at work on these poor xaalimos :mjcry:

I should have realised you are studying law. Wow. I am so clueless
:damn:

Sassiness is one of my greatest traits. Thank you for acknowledging, I feel highly respected now .
:mjcry:

:cryinglaughsmiley:

Did you think I was going to the Somali part of Southall? Na, I save that specifically when I go with my family. I'm going to the Asian part to meet a friend.

The only Somali populated area I can bear is Ealing. It's very clean and it has many shops. Many food restaurants as well

:siilaanyosmile:
 
Why the exorcism tho:ohdamn:isnt this a civilized former European country unlike the jahil Wahabi Saudi Arabia(the hellhole that i live unfortunately:kendrickcry:)

Is it like here in Jeddah where they(the Wife/the Wives) suspect that the maid had put a 3amal(voodoo spell) on the Husband so they call up a Shei7' to purify the Husband from the 3amal:cosbyhmm:

Hahahahagagaga voodoo spell on the husband, more like his was raping her or sexually assaulting the poor woman.
:dead::deadpeter:

Miskiin I have friends who live in Saudi Arabia, I've heard conflicting stories some are for and some are unhappy. Come to Europe, we shall seek out
The appropriate sham wedding candidate for you sxb!
:siilaanyolaugh:

Nah I was joking, but honestly, when he told me that I was horrified Wallahi!

I should have realised you are studying law. Wow. I am so clueless
:damn:

Sassiness is one of my greatest traits. Thank you for acknowledging, I feel highly respected now .
:mjcry:

:cryinglaughsmiley:

Did you think I was going to the Somali part of Southall? Na, I save that specifically when I go with my family. I'm going to the Asian part to meet a friend.

The only Somali populated area I can bear is Ealing. It's very clean and it has many shops. Many food restaurants as well

:siilaanyosmile:

Naaya don't expose me, I'm trying to enjoy my trolling experience with
Anonymity.

:faysalwtf: I shall not answer any further questions to do with real life ...:dabcasar:

Yeah Ealing is ok, a nice mixture of ppl but the shopping centre is lacking!
 

Human

Bellum omnium contra omnes
Naaya don't expose me, I'm trying to enjoy my trolling experience with
Anonymity.

:faysalwtf: I shall not answer any further questions to do with real life ...:dabcasar:

Yeah Ealing is ok, a nice mixture of ppl but the shopping centre is lacking!

My detective skills are on firee today. But, it's not like I did it intentionally.
:browtf:


Don't worry, London is filled with shit like this.
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You will forever be hidden due to the alleyways and some cramped homes
:drakekidding:
 
My detective skills are on firee today. But, it's not like I did it intentionally.
:browtf:


Don't worry, London is filled with shit like this.
22358_STOCKWELL_PARK_ESTATE.jpg


You will forever be hidden due to the alleyways and some cramped homes
:drakekidding:

London is a shit hole, but it isn't our ghetto

:pachah1::pachah1::mjlol:

If I lived there, I would cry myself to sleep....:mjcry: alhamduillah no where close to whatever ghetto this is :mjpls: looks like a south London area
 

Human

Bellum omnium contra omnes
London is a shit hole, but it isn't our ghetto

:pachah1::pachah1::mjlol:

If I lived there, I would cry myself to sleep....:mjcry: alhamduillah no where close to whatever ghetto this is :mjpls: looks like a south London area

Times were hard in 06-08 especially for West London.

Apparently, South London is paraded with hipsters now. Grime music has no significance now
:siilaanyolaugh:
 
Times were hard in 06-08 especially for West London.

Apparently, South London is paraded with hipsters now. Grime music has no significance now
:siilaanyolaugh:

Clapham Common is full of the white hipster, jogger crowd... their slowly moving all the council and housing association tenants out!

I heard Brixton maadow guys all date white girls, this coming from a black chick who lived there:siilaanyolaugh:

I loves me some grime though, I cant deny that..... 67 lurk :banderas:
 

Human

Bellum omnium contra omnes
Clapham Common is full of the white hipster, jogger crowd... their slowly moving all the council and housing association tenants out!

I heard Brixton maadow guys all date white girls, this coming from a black chick who lived there:siilaanyolaugh:

I loves me some grime though, I cant deny that..... 67 lurk :banderas:

I want to see that. But, my friend told me Croydon Central is live af but I don't know if it has changed like Clapham Common.
:cosbyhmm:

You used to live in Brixton? Damn, maadow guys avoiding black girls like a plague. That is extremely deep. I bet the maadow chicks have to stand outside South Kensington to get some white meat. It's the only way to trigger black guys.
:drakekidding:

67? I thought you had better taste
:draketf:

67 is the definition of shit music. But, Dave, Nines, AJ Tracey and Mostack just appeal to me more. The pioneers of UK music as we know it
:damnmusic:
 
I want to see that. But, my friend told me Croydon Central is live af but I don't know if it has changed like Clapham Common.
:cosbyhmm:

You used to live in Brixton? Damn, maadow guys avoiding black girls like a plague. That is extremely deep. I bet the maadow chicks have to stand outside South Kensington to get some white meat. It's the only way to trigger black guys.
:drakekidding:

67? I thought you had better taste
:draketf:

67 is the definition of shit music. But, Dave, Nines, AJ Tracey and Mostack just appeal to me more. The pioneers of UK music as we know it
:damnmusic:

I HAVE NEVER LIVED IN BRIXTON OR ANYWHERE IN SE

Naaaya I met this chick from Brixton, don't try and insinuate, I lived in south or even south east London :mjlol::mjlol: too many maadows for my liking.

Croydon is so far, I'm too lazy to even leave my own area most days.

Nah it was quite sad, I literally could hear her voice cracking and the tears building, she told me black guys don't date black females no more :siilaanyolaugh:
I said I was grateful our farahs seem to be loyal expect for the 1% :farole:


I have an eccentric taste in music, :meleshame:I shall not go into detail further for fear of judgement but I like Afro beats predominantly.
 
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