Sex thread. Questions, comments, education.

[BebsiBolice]

Like as in what?

, sex, fantasizes

 

[Bielsa]

Now that I think about it xooga yar ban cuni laha bisbaas yar dhac ku sii and

Get her to wrap her legs around your neck and go to work on her lol. If she loves it I guarantee you she will love you more and will never leave you lol.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Now that I think about it xooga yar ban cuni laha bisbaas yar dhac ku sii and

Loooooooooool

War hedhee the thing is not hilib Ari iyo maraag.

 

[Figo]

Ever pulled out right before you were about to bust?

 

[Al Dhoobe]

Yo @VicePrez u gonna tell her ur a Gaal. That xaliimo siil might make u a believer again. Some dudes went from the streets to imam and became Abu Al Tyrone

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

, sex, fantasizes

I don't watch .

 

[CrazyWadaad]

Yo @VicePrez u gonna tell her ur a Gaal. That siil might make u a believer again. Some dudes went from the streets to imam and became Abu Al Tyrone

@VicePrez will turn into a xaafidul Qur'an for some siil

 

[BebsiBolice]

horta why do religious men and women think everything is haram?

 

[Hemaal]

Why tf Somali women lay like a dead penguin when they're told 'Is diyaari, waan ku wasaa'?

 

[BebsiBolice]

I don't watch .

Sex and dreams?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

horta why do religious men and women think everything is haram?

Sarcasm.



Sarcasm.






Smh.

 

[StevieWonder]

Getting married to a xalimo is like marrying one of these

Except she nags and pops babies like a mexican from tijuana

 

[BebsiBolice]

Sarcasm.



Detect sarcasm.



Smh.

But they do. I asked the local mosque about oral sex and doggy styles qnd he screamed haram

 

[Bielsa]

Yo @VicePrez u gonna tell her ur a Gaal. That xaliimo siil might make u a believer again. Some dudes went from the streets to imam and became Abu Al Tyrone

If her head game is 10/10 I will do the shahada again

 

[BebsiBolice]

Getting married to a xalimo is like marrying one of these



Except she nags and pops babies like a mexican from tijuana

Stop Haiting

 

[Figo]

Loooooooooool

War hedhee the thing is not hilib Ari iyo maraag.

See you're wrong
You gotta and treat the damn thing like hilib hada dabka kasoo dhacay. Liin dhac kusii, bisbaas, if it needs a bit of cusbo dhac ku sii gotta treat the queen right sxb.

 

[CrazyWadaad]

Why tf Somali women lay like a dead penguin when they're told 'Is diyaari, waan ku wasaa'?

Walaal thats why you cop yourself a freaky cadaan.The only trade off is they can't cook for shit but it ain't like these young somali girls are any better at it siilaanyolaugh

 

[StevieWonder]

Walaal thats why you cop yourself a freaky cadaan.The only trade off is they can't cook for shit but it ain't like these young somali girls are any better at it siilaanyolaugh

Sxb this niggaz are a few years behind.

There talking about xalimos n shit in 2016

 

[Hemaal]

Religious men believe they have killed an infidel every time they beat that pussy up! Had a neighbor who used to beat that pussy up every day like 5 times, the woman then complained to the masjid asked the Imaam what she could do? She said she couldn't even cook food, he would see her ass bending over 'mise wuu ku jiraaba'

 

[Bielsa]

Ever pulled out right before you were about to bust?

I feel like a champion afterwards when I have successfully pulled out.

I feel like I just curled a ball into the top corner from 35 yards at the Bernabeu.