Somali Beauty Standards?

[SOMALI GENERAL]

Did you forget we exist saxiib?

Accept your minority status warya.


Straight/Wavy haired Somalis are Landheere

 

[CaliSomali]

apprently the avergage african american has 40% white bloody due to slavery days the master doing things at night

Nah, most African Americans look like slightly lighter West Africans. This is the average AA:

Compared to the mixed race Queen Beyonce who is most likely only half-black:

 

[CaliSomali]

Accept your minority status warya.


Straight/Wavy haired Somalis are Landheere

The true landheere are us 3-type hair! We are the majority of Somali timo and we shall not be silenced by the timo jilec and timo Madow minorities!

This is what the average Somali hair looks like!

And I'm proud to have these curls!

 

[911]

People downvoting me why
Its absolutely a fact that Somali girls the vast majority have curly hair that resembles this picture

And in Somalia the girls mostly use jilciso (relaxer) on their hair to make it straight.
Somalis have curly hair idk who is lying to you guys and saying straight/wavy is the most common, most Somali girls you’ve seen with straight hair have straightened it

 

[911]

actually not true,

i have dated in my youth lots of habar gidir, Ogaden, dhulbahante, hawadley, the vast majorty of somali girls have straight hair

in my family on all sides, the vast majority have soft hair

you will get the lightest somali with semi Madow hair or mixed race hair, like north african or mixed race hair

and then you will get the darkest somali with indian/sri lankan face/hair look

by thw way i think the mixed race looking hair is sexy, its not bring Madow or wavy boring type, waa uniue, i say if yuo have it, flaunt it

The mixed-race curly hair is the most common hair type amongst Somali girls you’ve been duped saxib. All these girls have been straightening their hair and saying thats their natural texture lmao.

 

[SOMALI GENERAL]

The true landheere are us 3-type hair! We are the majority of Somali timo and we shall not be silenced by the timo jilec and timo Madow minorities!

This is what the average Somali hair looks like!

And I'm proud to have these curls!

No we Straight-Haired Somalis are Landheere, Masha'Allah:

 

[SOMALI GENERAL]

People downvoting me why
Its absolutely a fact that Somali girls the vast majority have curly hair that resembles this picture
View attachment 62847
And in Somalia the girls mostly use jilciso (relaxer) on their hair to make it straight.
Somalis have curly hair idk who is lying to you guys and saying straight/wavy is the most common, most Somali girls you’ve seen with straight hair have straightened it

Bottom line is Somalis have diverse hair-types sxb

 

[Farjano-Walad]

The mixed-race curly hair is the most common hair type amongst Somali girls you’ve been duped saxib. All these girls have been straightening their hair and saying thats their natural texture lmao.

not really bro, just because yuo may have jarere hair, not all of us do, my mother, grandmother, sisters, brother,s, dad and mum side all have very soft jelec hair,

i am confused for hindi/srilankan easily,

besides, anywyas i like the mixed race type hair, its sexy, its not too jarere or too comman wavy soft, its unique, it has this bouncy about when they go shower

 

[911]

not really bro, just because yuo may have jarere hair, not all of us do, my mother, grandmother, sisters, brother,s, dad and mum side all have very soft jelec hair,

i am confused for hindi/srilankan easily,

besides, anywyas i like the mixed race type hair, its sexy, its not too jarere or too comman wavy soft, its unique, it has this bouncy about when they go shower

Saxib I dont have Madow hair
And I didnt say all do, but the vast majority of Somalis do, your family is an outlier because most families have a range of hair texture with curly being the majority
Somalis do not have the same hair as sri lankans or indians for the most part and most of us do not look like them. If you are confused for sri lankan/indian and not Somali that should tell you something
Wallahi billahi Somalis mostly have curly hair I can say that as a fact.

 

[diaby]

If a Somali girl is not tall with soft face features, long hair and slim I consider her a Madow

 

[Magool]

Mouth breathing because of crowded teeth
hold on

Girls

• Hourglass bodies, but most girls now turned (foosto)
• long swan necks
• small nose, elegant features
• black lips
• Average height
• Xaar stained teeth (dabar)

Boys

• Money,lacag, money
  
• Cursed scalp
• Spaghetti legs
• Good posture
• Tall (5'11 and above)
• Educated
• Brave

That's all

 

[dragonsin]

They also like girls with rings around their neck and hairy legs.

Idk why Lol

 

[Mckenzie]

The f*ck is 3c 4a hair?? Is that defined for women only?

 

[CaliSomali]

The f*ck is 3c 4a hair?? Is that defined for women only?

No it’s a breakdown of different hair textures/types. You can look it up on google real quick if you want to see the different types. It goes for both men and women.

Most Somalis have type 3 hair. Type 2 and 4 are usually the minority.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

Accept your minority status warya.


Straight/Wavy haired Somalis are Landheere

Among the Dir, we are the majority.
:siilaanyosmile:

 

[Striker]

Normally this type of threads discussing hair texture and skin tone should be reserved for women only but I'll make a comment today.

I come from a master race of Madow hair, God made me the only one in my family with Madow hair.

My father is clearly envious of my master-race Timo Madow traits which he did not inherit from his ancestors. He forcefully drags me to the barbershop once every few months and shortens my hair.

But I am not angry or anything. My powerful hair grows more thick and beautiful in two months.

I am @Timo Madow and proud

 

[kickz]

People downvoting me why
Its absolutely a fact that Somali girls the vast majority have curly hair that resembles this picture
View attachment 62847
And in Somalia the girls mostly use jilciso (relaxer) on their hair to make it straight.
Somalis have curly hair idk who is lying to you guys and saying straight/wavy is the most common, most Somali girls you’ve seen with straight hair have straightened it

I have never seen a Somali woman of my relatives with curls like that. Maybe thats because they usually have their hair galaamed into some tight pattern.

But of the times I have seen their hair not galaamed it looked more like this

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

The true landheere are us 3-type hair! We are the majority of Somali timo and we shall not be silenced by the timo jilec and timo Madow minorities!

This is what the average Somali hair looks like!

And I'm proud to have these curls!

My ass y'all are the majority!
We are!
We are just silenced by our Hoyo's and Abo's forcing us to cut our hair 24/7.
Then the timo Madow Xalimos are all very religious and never show a inch of their hair.

Timo Jarrer and proud!

 

[911]

I have never seen a Somali woman of my relatives with curls like that. Maybe thats because they usually have their hair galaamed into some tight pattern.

But of the times I have seen their hair not galaamed it looked more like this

Thats because Somali hoyoos hate curly natural hair like that so Somali girls always tie it back or use this to make it look straighter/wavy

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

Normally this type of threads discussing hair texture and skin tone should be reserved for women only but I'll make a comment today.

I come from a master race of Madow hair, God made me the only one in my family with Madow hair.

My father is clearly envious of my master-race Timo Madow traits which he did not inherit from his ancestors. He forcefully drags me to the barbershop once every few months and shortens my hair.

But I am not angry or anything. My powerful hair grows more thick and beautiful in two months.

I am @Timo Madow and proud and we will pro-create with the BLM xalimos and give them black offsprings.

I was agreeing with you 100% till i read this freak nasty shit. I would rather be asexual and alone all my life then have intercourse with those obiest land whales.