Somali girls are merciless

[Hassan mahat]

Damn, they have no chill. In my last year of highschool, I hit on this halimo who was very attractive. We talked for a bit. We went for a first date and I took her to a Shakespeare play happening in my city. The tickets were very hard to get and I thought she would like it. In the middle of the play, she just started sleeping and when it was over, she call me a weirdo, in front of everyone. She also started talking with the other Somali girls in our school and they gave Me the nickname “Dudu”. I did not know the meaning of that and when I searched it up it apparently means poop or shit. From that day on I have anxiety When around Somali women. I never hit on another one nor will be In The future.

 

[Alluring]

Is that why you're with a Jewish woman

 

[486th President]

On that day on Hassan never ran into a female again... only white woman could complete his soul

 

[Hassan mahat]

Is that why you're with a Jewish woman

Damn, how did you know that?

 

[akaA2]

LMFAOOOOOO!! A play? Seriously?

 

[486th President]

We talked for a bit. We went for a first date and I took her to a Shakespeare play

 

[Alluring]

Damn, how did you know that?

Your little jezebel like them shakespeare plays?

 

[486th President]

Damn, how did you know that?

So when you take your girlfriend to the plays does she like to role play while at the play

 

[Nak Muay]

You're with a Yahud, you don't get to have an opinion on my Somali sisters Mr.Dudu

 

[Xaruun]

Kkk what a savage

 

[Hassan mahat]

u damn well the average high schooler isn't interested in watching some old ass play.

Saxiib, it was really nice play. I wanted to take her to the university museum but I thought she might like the play better.

 

[Hassan mahat]

LMFAOOOOOO!! A play? Seriously?

What is wrong with it?

 

[idc]

Saxiib, it was really nice play. I wanted to take her to the university museum but I thought she might like the play better.

what is it about and did she suggest it?

 

[486th President]

Saxiib, it was really nice play. I wanted to take her to the university museum but I thought she might like the play better.

Should’ve taken her to McDonalds instead

 

[Hassan mahat]

what is it about and did she suggest it?

It was based on the popular story of hamlet.

 

[Hassan mahat]

Should’ve taken her to McDonalds instead

Isn’t that a bit too casual. May be the opera could have been better.

 

[486th President]

Isn’t that a bit too casual. May be the opera could have been better.

For a first date don’t go all out you idiot that’s like rule number one unless your some type of mega rich celebrity

 

[akaA2]

What is wrong with it?

NERD!

 

[Hassan mahat]

Your little jezebel like them shakespeare plays?

Not really, she likes novels especially sci fiction ones.

 

[BlackJack]

Isn’t that a bit too casual. May be the opera could have been better.

I love operas I went to a lot of them when I lived in Egypt and France. I really want to go to another one soon.