Somali girls are merciless

[BlackJack]

Anyways I find plays romantic and would love to go to one with a guy maybe you should have asked her what she’s into before you take her.

 

[Octavian]

Should’ve taken her to McDonalds instead

naah starbucks if u want her to be in a realtionship with u

 

[Hassan mahat]

Anyways I find plays romantic and would love to go to one with a guy maybe you should have asked her what she’s into before you take her.

I thought, she will enjoy the plot. The thing is, she told me to choose what ever I want.

 

[486th President]

Anyways I find plays romantic and would love to go to one with a guy maybe you should have asked her what she’s into before you take her.

I’m not listening to someone who likes yuri leave this thread oof

 

[Octavian]

I’m not listening to someone who likes yuri leave this thread oof

whats yuri ?

 

[486th President]

I love operas I went to a lot of them when I lived in Egypt and France. I really want to go to another one soon.

I can take you there I just need to know your age to play it safe

 

[486th President]

whats yuri ?

Don’t search it up fam

 

[salma saluuni]

That’s good. We don’t need a faarax that’s been used and abused by a Jew

 

[Hassan mahat]

That’s good. We don’t need a faarax that’s been used and abused by a Jew

I was abused first by a halimo.

 

[BlackJack]

I thought, she will enjoy the plot. The thing is, she told me to choose what ever I want.

Maybe she’s into guys who pray Jummah.

 

[Hassan mahat]

Maybe she’s into guys who pray Jummah.

Damn, even the halimos online are ruthless.

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

Damn, they have no chill. In my last year of highschool, I hit on this halimo who was very attractive. We talked for a bit. We went for a first date and I took her to a Shakespeare play happening in my city. The tickets were very hard to get and I thought she would like it. In the middle of the play, she just started sleeping and when it was over, she call me a weirdo, in front of everyone. She also started talking with the other Somali girls in our school and they gave Me the nickname “Dudu”. I did not know the meaning of that and when I searched it up it apparently means poop or shit. From that day on I have anxiety When around Somali women. I never hit on another one nor will be In The future.

Boy If u dont get ur weird ass outta here...

 

[Nak Muay]

I thought, she will enjoy the plot. The thing is, she told me to choose what ever I want.

Why would an 18yr old give a f*ck about a play in early mordern English when half of them struggle to keep up with subtitles?

 

[Hassan mahat]

Boy If u dont get ur weird ass outta here...

How is that weird, saxiib?

 

[BlackJack]

Anyway OP why are you online shouldn’t you be kissing Helen’s feet?

 

[486th President]

Damn, even the halimos online are ruthless.

Girls don’t have patience what makes you think an hour long old English broke ass play would make her love you

 

[Hassan mahat]

Why would an 18yr old give a f*ck about a play in early mordern English when half of them struggle to keep up with subtitles?

We read the novel just last term, apparently she did not like the novel nor the play.

 

[BlackJack]

Girls don’t have patience what makes you think an hour long old English broke ass play would make her love you

Plays are cool maybe his just not.

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

How is that weird, saxiib?

I was only jking sxb qali
f*ck that ho*e

 

[486th President]

Plays are cool maybe his just not.

@Hassan mahat you said she was into sci-fi not Shakespeare where’s the science in Shakespeare fam