SOMALI SPOT RAP BATTLE

[CrazyWadaad]

Wasteman admits he's abgaal

Which means his IQ can't be north of 50

Nigga be talking about next gyals

But we all know you ain't had your first kiss G

As for silencing me then Bruv you can try it

Just to impress me your females go on a diet

Be quiet

Nigga who's new to the game?

Like I don't make your females wet and gets their baatis stained

Your sisters probably know my name

I pickup dozens of dumb herdswomen in a small timeframe

Only gyals who give themselves up too easily without the mindgames

My gyal stroking you? That's a nice claim

Like your gyal didn't send me nudes back on myspace

The whole Hawiye clan took an L

 

[StevieWonder]

Yall nikkaz need to stay in ur lane
This aint no game i make this fourm pop

Just ask everyone in somalispot
6 benzez just chillin in my parking lot

I take ur never wife cause she just a
Red beams on your forehead like a Indian dot

#barz
#barz barz barz.

 

[CrazyWadaad]

Red beams on your forehead like a Indian dot

#barz
#barz barz barz.

 

[Nabeel786]

This is Haram. We need Halal Rap.

 

[TheSayid]

my nigga salih was that really suppose to be a roast
like your boy halyeey would say, just stop posting
you're a amateur, do i even need to come at ya
and no im not abgaal, but im also no hater,
but keep talking and ill be sure you meet your maker.
dheg cas nigga wanna rap at me ,
dont worry ill be over next week with your sisters to meet the family.
make them call me shiekh dabcasar
niggas losing their sanity, thinking they can get the best of me
just quit now adeerkis before i destroy your whole existence
you know my bars be swiping you hard, like im using bill gates mastercard.

 

[CrazyWadaad]

my nigga salih was that really suppose to be a roast
like your boy halyeey would say, just stop posting
you're a amateur, do i even need to come at ya
and no im not abgaal, but im also no hater,
but keep talking and ill be sure you meet your maker.
dheg cas nigga wanna rap at me ,
dont worry ill be over next week with your sisters to meet the family.
make them call me shiekh dabcasar
niggas losing their sanity, thinking they can get the best of me
just quit now adeerkis before i destroy your whole existence
you know my bars be swiping you hard, like im using bill gates mastercard.

 

[Figo]

This cad cad fuk ni99a wanna act hard but he comes out looking like Salman Khan
Ni99a I stop more shots than Oliver Khan
I'll have you blocked from your own hood
Have a block party
Call me Hassan Whiteside
You're soft as Charmin
Dwight Howard ass ni99a
Only thing you make wet is your bed
You the type of fuk boy who'd bring his soccer ball to the play ground but have no play time
Ni99a stop fronting on SS
You ain't shit but Indha Cade bastard son

 

[Figo]

laa xawla, sxb hold this eternal L real quick

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

This cad cad fuk ni99a wanna act hard but he comes out looking like Salman Khan
Ni99a I stop more shots than Oliver Khan
I'll have you blocked from your own hood
Have a block party
Call me Hassan Whiteside
You're soft as Charmin
Dwight Howard ass ni99a
Only thing you make wet is your bed
You the type of fuk boy who'd bring his soccer ball to the play ground but have no play time
Ni99a stop fronting on SS
You ain't shit but Indha Cade bastard son

 

[Tramo]

horta how come nobody itt is rhyming, mise am i missing out on some next rhyming schemes? kkkkkk niccas lowkey writing limericks and sonnets and shit

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

They call me @Tramo your virtual tramp, never settling I just cling to whatever passes like a leech, follow my speech I must beseech thee, seek solace virtually, vigorously, vowing to stay relevant, constantly reaching, preaching, but to no avail, so I must prevail, so I set sail, yet my destiny is to never fail, I see its false all facade yet for my virtual damsels in distress don't despair, your virtual ace is here.

 

[StevieWonder]

They call me @Tramo your virtual tramp, never settling I just cling to whatever passes like a leech, follow my speech I must beseech thee, seek solace virtually, vigorously, vowing to stay relevant, constantly reaching, preaching, but to no avail, so I must prevail, so I set sail, yet my destiny is to never fail, I see its false all facade yet for my virtual damsels in distress don't despair, your virtual ace is here.

 

[CrazyWadaad]

They call me @Tramo your virtual tramp, never settling I just cling to whatever passes like a leech, follow my speech I must beseech thee, seek solace virtually, vigorously, vowing to stay relevant, constantly reaching, preaching, but to no avail, so I must prevail, so I set sail, yet my destiny is to never fail, I see its false all facade yet for my virtual damsels in distress don't despair, your virtual ace is here.

Relax Somali Shakespeare

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Lol niggas coming out the wood work, what is that your boy? Bun him he's a virtual tramp waasteman.

 

[Gambit]

How you gonna use beseech thee in a bar It's like an english lesson in here but bars gotta come from the heart!

 

[McD30]

Beseech thee

 

[yas/London]

Loool thank you.

 

[NaomiHoney]

To do what you couldn't do
Tell Obama that my verses are just like the whips that he in
They bulletproof
Minus twenty we in Pitfield
At Kai's kitchen in a Canada Goose
Famous as f*ck but I'm still in the cut when they round up the troops
I'm just a sicko a real sicko when you get to know me nigga
I let the diss record drop, you was staying right below me, nigga
We must have played it a hundred times, you was going to bed
Why would I put on a vest, I expect you to aim for the head?
I coulda killed you the first time
You don't have to try and say it louder nigga
Trust, we heard you the first time
It's nothing personal I would have done it to anyone

 

[yas/London]

Al shaabab are coming for all Somalis f*ck you es i am addddi, when the baseline drops don't check me.

 

[Al Dhoobe]

To do what you couldn't do
Tell Obama that my verses are just like the whips that he in
They bulletproof
Minus twenty we in Pitfield
At Kai's kitchen in a Canada Goose
Famous as f*ck but I'm still in the cut when they round up the troops
I'm just a sicko a real sicko when you get to know me nigga
I let the diss record drop, you was staying right below me, nigga
We must have played it a hundred times, you was going to bed
Why would I put on a vest, I expect you to aim for the head?
I coulda killed you the first time
You don't have to try and say it louder nigga
Trust, we heard you the first time
It's nothing personal I would have done it to anyone

Do you blame all your day ones