SOMALI SPOT RAP BATTLE

[CrazyWadaad]

you might have seen me in the streets, but you aint no rival
keep talking i'll have you crying like lebron in the nba finals
why does every lame nigga think he spits raw
just sit back nigga, my words have you in awe
my flow is unforgiving ,got niggas in their defensive positions
but its no hope, these niggas got no backbone
have em back tracking like his name jose calderon

you thought your were noble, you thought you were a king
you traveled from arabia, to somalia just to kiss my ring
don't worry abti this aint a diss ting,
i have your girl in bed, like your name kyrie irving

*drops Mic*

 

[Al Dhoobe]

Yo I have more qoris then hutus
I set up isbaaro then shoot you
Laugh about it while eating digir with fufu

Call me Habar gidir
the way I inkaar your children
25 years ago who knew I'd bomb civilians


#HutuBars #HutuRap

 

[Salih]

TheSayid tells us nigga how long did it take you to come up with that shit

Because I dissed you 3 times in a row which is a Hatrick

Taking more than 10 hours to reply that's tragic

Which is not unusual for a daft prick

Catching feelings nigga is getting a bit erratic

Your gyal is sleeping in my attic the fuckin spastic nomadic fat

Got the soundin asthmatic

Why start shit if you can't hack it?

Talking about pucci when we all know you ain't never had it

That's drastic, tell us why don't you upload a picture?

Ugly dickhead I know my bars hit ya

Ask about me nigga im the talk of the town

Wasteman thought he had a comeback but it's over now

Id ask you to take your L but you probably don't know how

Boasting about a copper ring nigga I wear a golden crown

 

[Tramo]

Tramo I'm done, iishadaa ba ka caabsaday ee ii caafii boowe Bes weeye.

waa caadi sxb, i read that shit in ur kevin hart voice

 

[Lily]

haye ya'll can roast me... lool just don't burn me ayo ... this is the type of nonsense that makes sense tho >,,<



my beat beats to the beat
to the heat
to the heartbeat ofa sweaty nigga battling defeat
staining your mind like beets
got you feeling like an earthquake victim in confusion
but this aint illusion

~pause~


*looks up*

daaaamn ayo is raining meteorites sipping on baileys
bars dropping like menace dropping babies
kala carara kala cararaa

ah damn that was some sick jewels, even got ICU patients drowning in jealousy >,,<

 

[Salih]

haye ya'll can roast me... lool just don't burn me ayo ... this is the type of nonsense that makes sense tho >,,<



my beat beats to the beat
to the heat
to the heartbeat ofa sweaty nigga battling defeat
staining your mind like beets
got you feeling like an earthquake victim in confusion
but this aint illusion

~pause~


*looks up*

daaaamn ayo is raining meteorites sipping on baileys
bars dropping like menace dropping babies
kala carara kala cararaa
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ah damn that was some sick jewels, even got ICU patients drowning in jealousy >,,<

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Grrr you asked for it. Prepare to be roasted.

Nah I'm joking

 

[Salih]

Who the fucks this shemale called @Lily ?

Claiming to be a 43 year old male stop being silly

Don't make me expose your convos with baraf

When you got wet for her like marakh

Soco xarka ka dhakh

I don't know if it's true

But I heard trannys have a daddy issue

Make sure you have tissue

To wipe those tears when I roast you

And if you quit ain't no one gonna miss you

Smack up your man using basic jujitsu

What a wasteman I bet the Jew hits you

Tell us now? Are you a faarax or xaliimo

Before I squeeze the little self esteem you have like liimo

 

[Lily]

Who the fucks this shemale called @Lily ?

Claiming to be a 43 year old male stop being silly

Don't make me expose your convos with baraf

When you got wet for her like marakh

Soco xarka ka dhakh

I don't know if it's true

But I heard trannys have a daddy issue

Make sure you have tissue

To wipe those tears when I roast you

And if you quit ain't no one gonna miss you

Smack up your man using basic jujitsu

What a wasteman I bet the Jew hits you

Tell us now? Are you a faarax or xaliimo

Before I squeeze the little self esteem you have like liimo

You just jello Cahs baraf is with 43 year old dude like me.... Pooh hoo pooooh

Expose Waxaa doonta... But you ain't Getting baraf >,,<

 

[Salih]

You just jello Cahs baraf is with 43 year old dude like me.... Pooh hoo pooooh

Expose Waxaa doonta... But you ain't Getting baraf >,,<

LoooooooooooooL now you made your relationship public yeaa

 

[Lily]

Lolololololol soo deep

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

haye ya'll can roast me... lool just don't burn me ayo ... this is the type of nonsense that makes sense tho >,,<



my beat beats to the beat
to the heat
to the heartbeat ofa sweaty nigga battling defeat
staining your mind like beets
got you feeling like an earthquake victim in confusion
but this aint illusion

~pause~


*looks up*

daaaamn ayo is raining meteorites sipping on baileys
bars dropping like menace dropping babies
kala carara kala cararaa
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ah damn that was some sick jewels, even got ICU patients drowning in jealousy >,,<

Your lyrical fortitude is impregnable and impeccable siilaanyolaugh

 

[Baraf]

How u gon' be callin her silly when cadaans b pronoucing ur name as silly
ya feel me
U don' know much bout Lily
but Lily be everywhere nd got frends
Girl b stunitin
starting all sorts of trends
speaking gibberish in her minds expense
the truth of ur statements
aint a dollar
aint a nickel
not even a cent
u a cool kid
so take no offense

 

[Tramo]

Don't mind me......

Not a fan of pretentious English

Wouldn’t call myself a poet

Or rapper

Not that such titles ever mattered

Head right now just feel so scattered

While I look of notes quite tattered

Makes me feel like all’s been shattered

Moving- shaking- but no answer

Life moves on but im no gladder

“Who cares, who cares, who cares”

They say

But I must care to improve everyday

And so tears fall down my eyes today

Of what I wish to be

In contrast of what I really see

It’s hard to be happy

When none of that is happening

But there is such a way to be content

Within the coldness of the air

Misguided minds and self-contempt

It’s a secret that’s been held

You’ve had for so long but you never could tell

No it’s not no trick

No it’s no spell

Sometimes it comes in

Sometimes I forget

But so- we are human

So, you’ll find it once again

Should I search for it you say?

“Is this the answer”, you say?

But there never was a question

But there’s always been an answer

It was a parasite that lingers in ears
Once it latches it perpetuates an itch
It's within us- but we must not listen to it
it comes with question and concerns
makes us uneasy, makes us less stern


And so I end this abruptly by repeating what I said in the beginning:

Not a fan of pretentious English

Wouldn’t call myself a poet

Or rapper

Such titles have never mattered

i forgot to mention but this would make some great lyrics for a metal song

 

[Baraf]

i forgot to mention but this would make some great lyrics for a metal song

So you saying you want me to sing the entire thing?

 

[Tramo]

if u dont mind yes

 

[AceofSom]

Damn this reminds me of 2003-2004 .. rap battles

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

So you saying you want me to sing the entire thing?

if u dont mind yes

 

[Lily]

How u gon' be callin her silly when cadaans b pronoucing ur name as silly
ya feel me
U don' know much bout Lily
but Lily be everywhere nd got frends
Girl b stunitin
starting all sorts of trends
speaking gibberish in her minds expense
the truth of ur statements
aint a dollar
aint a nickel
not even a cent
u a cool kid
so take no offense

ku jecliyaaa


ps I promise never to complain about the porridge


*cheeks turning red as if been touched with baraf for 20mins*

 

[Lily]

Damn this reminds me of 2003-2004 .. rap battles

loool this reminds me of the school lunchtime rap battles... banging the table to this beat

meeehn those were the days

 

[Baraf]

if u dont mind yes

so she did the deed for her mvps

Spoiler: the deed

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