Soomaaliyeey ToosooSomaliland government: Were going to steal all the money form your land and gift ourselves with it!
Landers on SS: YAAAAAS treat yourself zaddy
Somaliland goverment: were about to sell your land to foreigners for basically nothing so they can kill other muslims
Landers: Takbiir!!
Somaliland government: were going to let yemanies and syrians into our country, but somalis in somalia? never that!! y'all dying? somali whew? never felt that emotion
Landers:
Somaliland government: we've decided to re unite with somalia. #SomaliaHaNoolaato
landers: well ha..hold on now.