TEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Two SSpot Members are in a relationship

Qeelbax

East Africa UNUKA LEH
VIP
@Abdisamad is better suited with @Qeelbax and or @sagegreen. They’ll bicker, but they’ll probably be a fun couple.
Abdisamad is too dumb for @Sophisticate but is just right for me? You calling me dumb? I deserve a smart man too.
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Personally, @Abdisamad has been around the block and I want a chaste man.
:yacadiim:
The only nigga here that has been in my DMs for nefarious reasons is @Surre there was also another one but turns out he was gaal.

:mjlol:
I don't deserve these ships, wallahi I'm a good woman. I'd ship myself with a more religious @Periplus
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Anyways, for a more pleasant turn of conversation, I ship @Sophisticate and @Shimbiris. Both classy and intelligent. Or maybe @Nak-Muay-Femeu? He’s a smart one, but he might be a tad too rough around the edges for Sophie. Another candidate would
Be @The alchemist. Anyone that is going to be with Sophisticate has to be highly intelligent and cerebral. Sorry Abdisamad!
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@Abdisamad is better suited with @Qeelbax and or @sagegreen. They’ll bicker, but they’ll probably be a fun couple.

As for our militant Salafi @Hamzza he could ask for the hand of @AMusee, turns out he is a she! Although, their might be a competition with @Omar del Sur!
I'm in prison. I can't have a woman at the moment.
 

Yaraye

VIP
I'm in prison. I can't have a woman at the moment.
No Way Wtf GIF by Harlem
 

JohnCena

PROFESSIONAL SHITPOSTER
Happy for them

Nice to see couples being made on an anonymous forum.

You see that incels. It's never too late.
 

Qeelbax

East Africa UNUKA LEH
VIP
@Qeelbax you're one evil qumayo for setting me up with a bidaar having black teeth al-shabab member like hammza, nigga would've stoned me once he finds out I'm a gaal. @Sophisticate I'm not teenager either and I already have a man so @Hamzza is all yours walashey ❤️

Negro stop treating my boyfriend before I call the Swedish police on you and get you deported !
I put y'all together, so you can fight each other. I'd ship you with @Apollo but you are too black and young for him, maybe @Sheikh Google ? Or @JohnCena , you guys can fight for lgbtv together.

I suggest you don't marry or procreate with that guy. It'd be unfortunate for you to end up as the first single mother of sspot.
 
I put y'all together, so you can fight each other. I'd ship you with @Apollo but you are too black and young for him, maybe @Sheikh Google ? Or @JohnCena , you guys can fight for lgbtv together.

I suggest you don't marry or procreate with that guy. It'd be unfortunate for you to end up as the first single mother of sspot.
I'm not even dark skin nor young, pretty sure you're younger than me. I'm guessing you're 18 years old, me and @Sheikh Google lowkey would be a good match if I wasn't in a relationship since he's funny asf @JohnCena on the other is funny but unfortunately he's gay.

I ship you @Qeelbax with @Abdisamad But he likes his girl slim thicc so you better not be flat like a Pancake abaayo macaan 🥰
 

Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid

King of Prussia
I'm not even dark skin nor young, pretty sure you're younger than me. I'm guessing you're 18 years old, me and @Sheikh Google lowkey would be a good match if I wasn't in a relationship since he's funny asf @JohnCena on the other is funny but unfortunately he's gay.

I ship you @Qeelbax with @Abdisamad But he likes his girl slim thicc so you better not be flat like a Pancake abaayo macaan 🥰
I was thinking me and you? since we’re both feminists.

old pic of me lol
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Happy for them

Nice to see couples being made on an anonymous forum.

You see that incels. It's never too late.
looking on an anonymous forum is actually kind of smart lol. people spill a side of themselves you may never see in real life before it is too late. you can search through their posts to look for red flags :ftw9nwa:. internet trolls have been proven to have low empathy and high impulses and you get to cross them off your list.
 

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