To my haters on Somalispot

[Gibiin-Udug]

The awkward moment when a nigga who Simps other men call a straight guy a simp.




And this ain't a stray bullet either word to @Mohamud

 

[Mohamud]

Idaaf

 

[merka]

The awkward moment when a nigga who Simps other men call a straight guy a simp.




And this ain't a stray bullet either word to @Mohamud

How about you go make me a sandwich?

 

[Bahal]

You go, Stedman!

kkkkkkk I prefer outright dissing to sneak dissing

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

How about you go make me a sandwich?

I don't do sandwiches but I will take an iced, soy milk, caramel latte, easy on the ice. Thanks.

 

[Mercury]

Nej bror, de såg tunga ut.

Tacktack.

 

[merka]

I don't do sandwiches but I will take an iced, soy milk, caramel latte, easy on the ice. Thanks.

You already know our maid make's the latte.
Go take my card and buy something nice for yourself. I'll see you tonight baby.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Bradar you would make a good house husband for one feminist xalimo.

 

[Zuleikha]

A guy that knows how to throw down in the kitchen, I say @Mercury is the perfect package. What girl wouldn't want that?

You shouldn't mind these haters they are not even half of the man you are.

 

[Bohol]

You can open a restaurant in Hargeisa.

 

[RedStar]

Bro teach me how to bake that chicken and broccoli pie

 

[Mercury]

Bro teach me how to bake that chicken and broccoli pie

Well if you got the chicken already cooked and chopped and the brocolli done than chop a onion into small dices fry em on a pan until they brown than go do the pie dough

For the pie you need 3dl flour and 100g butter mix it with your hand and pour in spoon of water while u work it until its like smooth

Than put it in a pie metal thing lol and make it like fit in there let it in the fridge for 30min take a Fork and pierce it in the middle otherwise its gonna rise up

Now preecook in the oven at 200 degrees for 10min

While its in the oven go ahead crack 3 eggs in a bowl put in a bit of salt and pepper

The pie should be finished precooking now put all the pie filling in there sprinkle some cheese over it and lastly pour over the egg mix

Put back in the oven @ 200 degrees again for 20-30 min depends on ur oven

 

[Nin xun]

Well if you got the chicken already cooked and chopped and the brocolli done than chop a onion into small dices fry em on a pan until they brown than go do the pie dough

For the pie you need 3dl flour and 100g butter mix it with your hand and pour in spoon of water while u work it until its like smooth

Than put it in a pie metal thing lol and make it like fit in there let it in the fridge for 30min take a Fork and pierce it in the middle otherwise its gonna rise up

Now preecook in the oven at 200 degrees for 10min

While its in the oven go ahead crack 3 eggs in a bowl put in a bit of salt and pepper

The pie should be finished precooking now put all the pie filling in there sprinkle some cheese over it and lastly pour over the egg mix

Put back in the oven @ 200 degrees again for 20-30 min depends on ur oven

 

[Sixth]

Well if you got the chicken already cooked and chopped and the brocolli done than chop a onion into small dices fry em on a pan until they brown than go do the pie dough

For the pie you need 3dl flour and 100g butter mix it with your hand and pour in spoon of water while u work it until its like smooth

Than put it in a pie metal thing lol and make it like fit in there let it in the fridge for 30min take a Fork and pierce it in the middle otherwise its gonna rise up

Now preecook in the oven at 200 degrees for 10min

While its in the oven go ahead crack 3 eggs in a bowl put in a bit of salt and pepper

The pie should be finished precooking now put all the pie filling in there sprinkle some cheese over it and lastly pour over the egg mix

Put back in the oven @ 200 degrees again for 20-30 min depends on ur oven

 

[merka]

Well if you got the chicken already cooked and chopped and the brocolli done than chop a onion into small dices fry em on a pan until they brown than go do the pie dough

For the pie you need 3dl flour and 100g butter mix it with your hand and pour in spoon of water while u work it until its like smooth

Than put it in a pie metal thing lol and make it like fit in there let it in the fridge for 30min take a Fork and pierce it in the middle otherwise its gonna rise up

Now preecook in the oven at 200 degrees for 10min

While its in the oven go ahead crack 3 eggs in a bowl put in a bit of salt and pepper

The pie should be finished precooking now put all the pie filling in there sprinkle some cheese over it and lastly pour over the egg mix

Put back in the oven @ 200 degrees again for 20-30 min depends on ur oven

Instructions were unclear.

 

[RedStar]

Well if you got the chicken already cooked and chopped and the brocolli done than chop a onion into small dices fry em on a pan until they brown than go do the pie dough

For the pie you need 3dl flour and 100g butter mix it with your hand and pour in spoon of water while u work it until its like smooth

Than put it in a pie metal thing lol and make it like fit in there let it in the fridge for 30min take a Fork and pierce it in the middle otherwise its gonna rise up

Now preecook in the oven at 200 degrees for 10min

While its in the oven go ahead crack 3 eggs in a bowl put in a bit of salt and pepper

The pie should be finished precooking now put all the pie filling in there sprinkle some cheese over it and lastly pour over the egg mix

Put back in the oven @ 200 degrees again for 20-30 min depends on ur oven

Ma nigga

I'm saving this in my notes.

 

[Nin xun]

You got outgif'ed fam @ghost

 

[Sixth]

You got outgif'ed fam @ghost

Outgif'ed by @Nin xun .. Outmeme'd by @merka

 

[Mohamud]

Suicide samay

 

[Nin xun]

Outgif'ed by @Nin xun .. Outmeme'd by @merka