Dalac Bilaash
☠ Emperor of The Horn ☠
One of the funniest things I have ever experienced in my life happened during wartime. There was literally a war going on between the government and Al shabaab at that time where we lived in Xamar. We used to have our own place where we would gather when the bullets stopped, chatting about what had happened with everyone who came there from the city. One day, while we were talking in the sitting area, there was this amputee guy who used sticks to walk—he couldn’t walk or run on his own. He was sitting there with us, chatting about what had happened when the war paused for a moment. Then, unexpectedly, bullets started flying again right near us, and everyone began running for their lives. We used to hide in a nearby building, so everyone quickly rushed there. When the bullets stopped and calm returned, we started heading back. That’s when the amputee guy said, ‘Can someone get my sticks back?’ Everyone burst out laughing, asking, ‘How on earth did you run here without your sticks?
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