UncleMenace AMA

[Grigori Rasputin]

Why are you such a horny old man ?

I drank a lot of Caano Geel

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Are you a cheapskate? Why don't you take actual holidays Instead of driving to xaarholes near you

I like road trips, I ponder and enjoy the landscape.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I hope you properly store your gun.

I don't understand Americans if an intruder comes, or someone tries to mug you adding a/another gun to the equation increases the danger. You can't even use the gun to scare someone off because it's brandishing?

My q is have you thought about how you'll use your gun? Are you ready to be gacankudhigley?

What has brought up this sensation with a gun is my last trip to Hargeisa few years back. I got robbed at cesspool called Goljano. They put a knife on my throat and took my bag of Xalwo (Walahi). I at least three rocks at them and then they turned on me and chased me. Apparently this neighbor is on a uphill land looking above Hargeisa. As I ran I turned into a corner thinking it was an alleyway but it was an empty parking lot looking spot. Behind it was the city below. I jump 30 ft down. I didn't jump forward, I grabbed the wall and released myself to the ground.

That night I wanted to get to my uncle's house to get his gun because Walahi bilahi I was gonna kill them but I calmed down as I walked a long way to downtown Hargeisa. 2 other dudes from Canada with me were caught by the thieves but they screamed and the neighborhood came out and rescued them. Later they called me as I just got to downtown. They had a taxi with them that took us home.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

How many kids have u got?

I only recognize one

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

how many girls you banged be honest

It's Ramadan manne

 

[Hemaal]

Is your wife older than you? If so, what's the age difference

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Is your wife older than you? If so, what's the age difference

I'm 12 years older than her

 

[Hemaal]

That's too much Adeer!











Not really! I would do the same, young & ripe

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I'm 12 years older than her

 

[Haze]

Is your wife your cousin, or related to you in any way?

 

[Sixth]

Is your wife your cousin, or related to you in any way?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

That's too much Adeer!











Not really! I would do the same, young & ripe

Maxaan ku falayaa the likes of @Reiko, with barely 2 eggs left in her . Nahh manne, I have to contribute to my tribe my nigga

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Is your wife your cousin, or related to you in any way?

Not at all

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Describe your morning routine.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Describe your morning routine.

I wake up, brush my teeth and hit the shower. Most of the time I have assign,nets or chores to be done so I rush out of the house without breakfast. I handle my things and then around afternoon I drive up to this somali sambuusa place and I get my usual 3 sambuus and a bur and then I sit down for little bit at this Timmy ( no somali around ). Then I rush back.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

How happy are you with your life right now? Is there anything you would like to change about your life? What would you add or subtract in your life?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

How happy are you with your life right now? Is there anything you would like to change about your life? What would you add or subtract in your life?

Alhamdulilah ! Every human being has a flaw that he wants to correct. I want to strive to be a better man to my female.

I also self congratulate myself for coming a long way now. I am most proud of myself for having humanity and hating injustice. I enjoy making the downtrodden happy as I'm abt to do it this week Inshalah. There will be video coming up.

 

[Hassan Nur]

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[Abdalla]

Why do you crave for attention?
Why do you always post embarrassing stuff about Somalis especially girls?

 

[somebody]

Do you love all your kids equally? Do you have kids that you do not like?