Wallahi Somali men are spoiled!!!

[Mercury]

@VixR so what you think finnish sounds like chinese?

 

[dhegdheer]

Another way to get out of doing chores is to be the youngest :siilaanyolaugh:

I wish I'm the second oldest, I've got one older brother and a younger one Wallahi it used to make me seethe.
Me having to do chores, picking up their trash while they both did nothing. Tears of raaaaaaaaaaage

Miskeena, you got beaten up every time you said no, props to you wallahi
True definition of fighting for what's right!

LOL, good luck with that and tell me how it goes so I can steal your moves. One time I came home at 11 and my mother and nosy brother had such a go at me. The funny thing is that I was at the gym and I took all their calls but they still decided to have a go at me, you just can't win with my family. Keep me posted

It all worked out tho I barely do anything around the house now
Lmaoooo please don't take advise from me!!! I once snuck out at night to catch a movie while my mum went to bed early, at around 8ish. I didn't come back till 1 in the morning The effort I had to go through to not get caught mission impossible 2: hooyo strikes back

 

[Lord Flacko]

I wish I'm the second oldest, I've got one older brother and a younger one Wallahi it used to make me seethe.
Me having to do chores, picking up their trash while they both did nothing. Tears of raaaaaaaaaaage

It all worked out tho I barely do anything around the house now
Lmaoooo please don't take advise from me!!! I once snuck out at night to catch a movie while my mum went to bed early, at around 8ish. I didn't come back till 1 in the morning The effort I had to go through to not get caught mission impossible 2: hooyo strikes back

Not doing anything isn't a good option either though


And geez sneaking out and coming home one hour past midnight?That's noob talk

 

[dhegdheer]

Not doing anything isn't a good option either though


And geez sneaking out and coming home one hour past midnight?That's noob talk

Nothing left for me to do when everyone is already helping out It's a rota, I've got my day and that's it


ur right, I'm still learning My next attempt will definitely be grander and bolder

 

[ebimomo]

I wish I'm the second oldest, I've got one older brother and a younger one Wallahi it used to make me seethe.
Me having to do chores, picking up their trash while they both did nothing. Tears of raaaaaaaaaaage

It all worked out tho I barely do anything around the house now
Lmaoooo please don't take advise from me!!! I once snuck out at night to catch a movie while my mum went to bed early, at around 8ish. I didn't come back till 1 in the morning The effort I had to go through to not get caught mission impossible 2: hooyo strikes back

Same here lol, I only take care of myself now, I do feel for my mother sometimes though 'cause she still cleans up after my brothers and father.


You did whattttttttttt

Jheeeeeze,

You sound like a rebel

And wait, you didn't get caught sneaking back in?

 

[dhegdheer]

Same here lol, I only take care of myself now, I do feel for my mother sometimes though 'cause she still cleans up after my brothers and father.


You did whattttttttttt

Jheeeeeze,

You sound like a rebel

And wait, you didn't get caught sneaking back in?

My aabo works at night and hooyo sleeps like the dead but my older brother nearly diiiiid! I had keys so i just came through the front door, I heard noises from the living room and got into my room real quick, shoes and all, 1 min later my brother knocks on the door demanding where I went lmaooo I was like "Idk bruv someone left the door open hehehehe " while under the duvet
It nearly killed me

I had everything planned out looool I hid clothes in room that morning at night I put my pajamas on and made a proper scene out of it loool "I'm rllyyyyy tired guys" I even stuffed extra pillow underneath my duvet so it looked like someone was sleeping there lol
I called the uber driver and he turns out to be a somali guy lmaoooo and my xoolo friend wanted to meet up in front of a pub wallahi I thought I was done for. I told him to drop me of in front of a some residential houses nearby and hid behind some bushes until he was gone wadno xanun

 

[Mudug-Madman]

My aabo works at night and hooyo sleeps like the dead but my older brother nearly diiiiid! I had keys so i just came through the front door, I heard noises from the living room and got into my room real quick, shoes and all, 1 min later my brother knocks on the door demanding where I went lmaooo I was like "Idk bruv someone left the door open hehehehe " while under the duvet
It nearly killed me

I had everything planned out looool I hid clothes in room that morning at night I put my pajamas on and made a proper scene out of it loool "I'm rllyyyyy tired guys" I even stuffed extra pillow underneath my duvet so it looked like someone was sleeping there lol
I called the uber driver and he turns out to be a somali guy lmaoooo and my xoolo friend wanted to meet up in front of a pub wallahi I thought I was done for. I told him to drop me of in front of a some residential houses nearby and hid behind some bushes until he was gone wadno xanun

Call me when you arrive home at 3:00am drunk off your ass, and you have to handle the interrogation from hooyo while wasted.

 

[ebimomo]

My aabo works at night and hooyo sleeps like the dead but my older brother nearly diiiiid! I had keys so i just came through the front door, I heard noises from the living room and got into my room real quick, shoes and all, 1 min later my brother knocks on the door demanding where I went lmaooo I was like "Idk bruv someone left the door open hehehehe " while under the duvet
It nearly killed me

I had everything planned out looool I hid clothes in room that morning at night I put my pajamas on and made a proper scene out of it loool "I'm rllyyyyy tired guys" I even stuffed extra pillow underneath my duvet so it looked like someone was sleeping there lol
I called the uber driver and he turns out to be a somali guy lmaoooo and my xoolo friend wanted to meet up in front of a pub wallahi I thought I was done for. I told him to drop me of in front of a some residential houses nearby and hid behind some bushes until he was gone wadno xanun

Allah the front door as well so risky! Such a close call! How didn’t your brother hear the keys in the door knob and what not lmaoo

ohmygod, where is your Oscar, you actually put so much dedication into it. Really, that is some extensive planning, usually when I hear of people sneaking out, it’s just them climbing out the window

Aye yai yai, he probably would have judged the shit out of you, hiding behind the bushes though, girl these measures you take

What movie was so good for you to sneak out at 1am like that

 

[ChickenOriental]

Time to introduce acid attacks and honor killings

Maya, you just need to learn to pick up your weel and put it in the sink handicaabyo.

 

[Ferrari]

I can't open a social media web page(FB, twitter) and now here without seeing a faarax bashing. It is mostly the unmarried xalimos that complain. Yall ain't even married yet..what the hell have you go to complain about?

 

[Sixth]

Off to listen to some Finnish

Don't let @Amun sell Finnish to you it's hands down the worst language in the Northern hemipshere.
Älä anna @Amun myydä Suomen teille sen kädet alas pahin kieli pohjoisella pallonpuoliskolla.

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Finnish yourselves.

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Don't let @Amun sell Finnish to you it's hands down the worst language in the Northern hemipshere.
Älä anna @Amun myydä Suomen teille sen kädet alas pahin kieli pohjoisella pallonpuoliskolla.

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Finnish yourselves.

SUOMI PERKELE!

 

[Sixth]

SUOMI PERKELE!

Vitun kulli perkele satana

 

[Mercury]

Don't let @Amun sell Finnish to you it's hands down the worst language in the Northern hemipshere.
Älä anna @Amun myydä Suomen teille sen kädet alas pahin kieli pohjoisella pallonpuoliskolla.

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Finnish yourselves.

Finnish is the definition of af jinni

 

[VixR]

I wish I'm the second oldest, I've got one older brother and a younger one Wallahi it used to make me seethe.
Me having to do chores, picking up their trash while they both did nothing. Tears of raaaaaaaaaaage

It all worked out tho I barely do anything around the house now
Lmaoooo please don't take advise from me!!! I once snuck out at night to catch a movie while my mum went to bed early, at around 8ish. I didn't come back till 1 in the morning The effort I had to go through to not get caught mission impossible 2: hooyo strikes back

I lived in the basement of the house...with a giant window when I was being a miscreant egging ppl's houses and other suburban seal operations at the lake or mountains, I was being pulled up of that window by the arms homegirl

I was caught once and got into big trouble

I fully repented from it the second time I was caught when one time I was trying to leave to go to the movies with some friends and mom said no, but I wasn't gonna let that minor detail get in my way. Next thing you know I'm breaking out putting the shabaq aside per usual when I realize there's a BLACK WIDOW nearby with the red hourglass detail and everything. I screamed and alerted everyone to the scene That was the second time I got caught and last time I maneuvered out that window. After that, I ovaried up and learned to use the front door along with the barrage of all the wonderful asking all dem questions, making statements, assuming sessions I had been avoiding with my elders, minus the lucky breaks lmao.

 

[Sixth]

Finnish is the definition of af jinni

Af jinni to the af jinni speaking Scandinavians.

 

[VixR]

Finnish is the definition of af jinni

I looked into it. i concur

 

[dhegdheer]

Allah the front door as well so risky! Such a close call! How didn’t your brother hear the keys in the door knob and what not lmaoo

ohmygod, where is your Oscar, you actually put so much dedication into it. Really, that is some extensive planning, usually when I hear of people sneaking out, it’s just them climbing out the window

Aye yai yai, he probably would have judged the shit out of you, hiding behind the bushes though, girl these measures you take

What movie was so good for you to sneak out at 1am like that

An Oscar tho lmaooooo

He definitely heard the keys lmao that's why he came running My room is on the second floor. I would've climbed out the window if I could. Hell I was actually considering it for a minute before deciding against it I'm clumsy I'd end up killing myself.

But yeah I was honestly terrified I thought I was going to die A somali uber driver of ALL the days I didn't want him to get suspicious either so I made up some convulted story about how our boiler broke so I was going to stay at my cousins house cuz of no heating ajsfhjfhkafkjdhsfjk I felt bad lying to the sweet old adeer lmaooo he bought my story and everything

Star wars! Honestly it wasn't even about the movie
I just got sick of having of telling my friends no cuz my parents like to treat me like a child when it comes to curfews Why the f*ck does my brother get to stay out past midnight so unfair

 

[VixR]

Tbf All scandi languages are ugly though.

 

[dhegdheer]

Nacala Vix I can't even disagree