What is your Ideal type

[hamar_oo_iidil]

if u wanna hide ur forehead u don’t need long hair tho

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this was my hair a few years ago but it’s like medium length

now i got shorter hair
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You’re not Somali where’s your giant forehead?

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

Damn I'm tryna get mine like your first pic but I think my hair is too afro textured
This is what it looks like after curling it
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Omg what do they say about never showing eyebrows. Your so identifiable now, you might as well show us your whole face

 

[Dualke]

Omg what do they say about never showing eyebrows. Your so identifiable now, you might as well show us your whole face

I'll delete it before the 30 minutes hit

 

[World]

Damn I'm tryna get mine like your first pic but I think my hair is too afro textured
This is what it looks like after curling it
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Use a lot of leave in conditioner when you come out the shower

I have the Mielle brand

 

[Khanderson]

5'6 blond headed white woman

 

[Sophisticate]

Not quite my dear lady. That is a tall order, if rather improbable, not only for Abdis, but for all blokes; I could prove it, but I have got a busy morn.

Cool.

No man could be: Handsome, altruistic, erudite, and honest? You will have to pick what matters the most, and compromise elsewhere, or you will end up an old Cat lady in the castle!

Thanks. Cat lady or him is a win-win. I get my peace either way.

Could you please compromise on his clan huuno? At least then I’ll have hope

Huuno, you are too young.

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

Huuno, you are too young.

Pls don't break my heart with that crap. I've always been into older women...

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

Huuno, you are too young.

Alternatively, do you have a younger sister or cousin. If I can't marry you, at least we can be close relatives lol

 

[Somali Saayid]

You're my Pro-Unionist T1a son. Definitely adoptable.


I don't think so. Those characteristics I found in a Samaroon man.

*Does victory dance to spite the naysayers.*

@Idrus was just 'adoption zoned.'

 

[Qeelbax]

Human, female, practicing Muslim, obedient to my commands. That's it.

 

[Sophisticate]

Alternatively, do you have a younger sister or cousin. If I can't marry you, at least we can be close relatives lol

My cousins are already married and are older than you.

Pls don't break my heart with that crap. I've always been into older women...

@Idrus was just 'adoption zoned.'

Younger women are much more suitable.​

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

My cousins are already married and are older than you.

Younger women are much more suitable.​

ouch! you keep breaking my heart huuno. Is there anyway we can like be related then?

Also I lost my first crush to Djibouti she just up'd and left primary school when we were kids. She Dir but I don't know if she Issa or Gadabuursi. She might have crossed the border into Awdal. Can you spread the word, I'm still thinking about here over a decade later

 

[liesinme]

tall women with very athletic build.

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

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Lebron looks like he stands no chance of making it to the league here. Also on a scale of 1 to 10 this woman is a 2 at best. Black guys need to either scrap dating white women or date more beautiful ones

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

If she is Somali and has iron deficiency, if she is the oldest in her family and looks tired all the time from doing house chores all day like cindarella. If her abo is unavaliable and her hooyo is mean to her. If she works two jobs and is the main breadwinner. If she has never had a boyfriend and thinks true love doesn't really exist. If she only farts in the toilet and does her henna on occasions besides weddings and ciid. And grows out her hair to her shoulders, arms and knees. Even if she struggles with her faith sometimes

Then thats the woman for me

 

[Khaem]

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If she is Somali and has iron deficiency, if she is the oldest in her family and looks tired all the time from doing house chores all day like cindarella. If her abo is unavaliable and her hooyo is mean to her. If she works two jobs and is the main breadwinner. If she has never had a boyfriend and thinks true love doesn't really exist. If she only farts in the toilet and does her henna on occasions besides weddings and ciid. And grows out her hair to her shoulders, arms and knees. Even if she struggles with her faith sometimes

Then thats the woman for me

Stop describing yourself.

 

[Riya.]

fat pockets

 

[Khaem]

fat pockets

Starting my first job at primark abaayo give me a few months to save

 

[Abdalla]

My type is Baasto iyo bariis with green bisbaas at 6PM sharp. A big mug of Shaah cadeys every 2 hours, the colour of the shaah should be as light as pure cadcad.

 

[Abdalla]

- Awdalite
- Athletic
- Tall
- Handsome
- Erudite
- Self-actualized
- Chaste
- Honest
- Altruistic
- Discerning
- Dependable
- Diplomatic
- Diligent
- Devoted
- Driven
- Devout
- Demure
-Doctorate
- Disinterested in Other Women
Yes; he exists.

I only fail at two requirements. You which ones.