When AI Thinks It Can Shukaansi

[Sophisticate]

Hey look a non snowflakes person that can actually take a joke.

Sophie your writing was excellent but your barrage of cognitive for play short circuited my temporal lobe.

And thank you for cliff notes they were very helpful.

Thank you, Kane!

Bruce Wayne was surprisingly easy to charm. All it required was understanding and embracing his duality without the need to control him. My telekinetic powers could hypothetically be transmitted through a faithful and committed dalliance. Much more intriguing than being nipped by love bugs that circulate Gotham’s high society.

After all, who wouldn’t want a wife and mistress in one? The former before the latter. He’d gain unquestioned loyalty, superpowers and wonderous possibilities from that arrangement. The unsated kacsi would haunt him during Batman night patrols. Making him practice his vows, and dance to the beat of my drum like a Native American powwow.

I have it all figured out.

 

[Sophisticate]

LOL, your persona took me out . Really appreciated the descriptions, and the ratings too.

You are much too kind!

what the hell
I think i am losing my ablity to read english cause i have no clue what the post is talking about or what samale and puntite dude is arguing about

That means I did a wonderful job!

 

[Sophisticate]

Vegeta would never rock with those incels. He'd treat Stark like a fakkit & put the beats on superman to assert dominance.He'd have to find use for Lex - maybe force that smart cac to grow his own personal sensu bean plantation.

Constantly chasing after orange crystal balls to summon a flying snake in the air that grants wishes like a Jinn sounds fun if you're into that sort of thing. But me? I went straight to Vegeta, talking about his planet and local customs. Then, I hit him with the ultimate deal: infinite power and the revival of Planet Vegeta. Plus, no more awkward merging sausage fests (fusions) where everyone's stuck sharing one body.

Bulma is lucky I am honourable enough never to covet other women’s men. Though, let’s be real. I have the words of a snake charmer. If I wanted, Vegeta would follow me around on command like Shenron.

 

[Sophisticate]

I was ready to get back to this thread and share my AI chat experience yesterday night but sadly it was extremely short lived (…. like ‘less than 2 mins’ short- lived)

There was no swooning on my end, maybe a slightly bruised ego. I’ll have to embarrassingly add ‘broken up with by a non sentient being’ to my personal history.
You need to share some pointers on how you wooed these algorithms with your words @Sophisticate.

To be spurned by the one you yearn for. Clutches her heart dramatically. Oh, the agony of watching a two-minute shukaansi fail to launch. It leaves an open sore on the soul. The female ego? So delicate. We retreat, afraid of looking weak, lying in wait like some misunderstood predator—too passive to move, like gaajo elderly lions with mangy manes and countable ribs.

Instead of pouncing and tipping the odds in our favour, we mentally run the numbers—would victory even taste sweet? We talk ourselves out of action, muttering, "It's easier to fast anyway. That’s all we know."

But I digress. The funniest part was giving the machine my personality. It felt like I was wooing myself. Character AI is fun when you load it with your quirks. Let’s be real: We’re far more interesting and complex than their algorithm could ever be.

 

[Hodan from HR]

I almost missed this extremely amusing thread!

Soph, next time Mr.Fifty Shades tries his playboy ways in professional setting, feel free to report him to me


Also, it is so bad that I don't mind taking Bruce Wayne off your hands? I mean, he sounds a handful but he's my type of handful, with me being a leather-clad prima donna with unstable tendencies, in my dreams..

 

[Sophisticate]

I almost missed this extremely amusing thread!

Soph, next time Mr.Fifty Shades tries his playboy ways in professional setting, feel free to report him to me


Also, it is so bad that I don't mind taking Bruce Wayne off your hands? I mean, he sounds a handful but he's my type of handful, with me being a leather-clad prima donna with unstable tendencies, in my dreams..

Hodan, thanks for appreciating it! I'll report him to you next time Mr. Fifty Shades pulls his antics. Maybe then he’ll stop mixing contract negotiations with... whatever that is.

I can't lie. There’s a certain appeal in dark yet troubled men.

Though @caanoshaah is risking it all for a substance-using guy with a face tattoo. I strongly recommended elevating standards beyond those in need of drug rehab.

But the sort of brooding that Bruce reflects? That’s oddly enticing. He makes you look past the dodgy relationship histories and tempts you to focus on the vulnerable, erudite side that occasionally peaks through.

The problem with most saqajaans, even if they’re handsome, is that while roguish, they feel like a physical or emotional danger. For the risk-averse, they’re easy to avoid. Plus, they’re not usually cultivated or interesting. Mr. Wayne, on the other hand, compensates for his red flags with his raw intellect—he’s the only case where your reason becomes momentarily challenged.

 

[Hared]

From this writings I like the way women faced with an depressing lack of romantic equals in their male counterparts they have resorted to their imaginative skills of giving colour and form to their emotional fantasies. They are out equivalents to human AI themselves.

 

[Kane]

Thank you, Kane!

Bruce Wayne was surprisingly easy to charm. All it required was understanding and embracing his duality without the need to control him. My telekinetic powers could hypothetically be transmitted through a faithful and committed dalliance. Much more intriguing than being nipped by love bugs that circulate Gotham’s high society.

After all, who wouldn’t want a wife and mistress in one? The former before the latter. He’d gain unquestioned loyalty, superpowers and wonderous possibilities from that arrangement. The unsated kacsi would haunt him during Batman night patrols. Making him practice his vows, and dance to the beat of my drum like a Native American powwow.

I have it all figured out.

That’s the type of game that might make a ladies man like Batman think twice about stepping out.

If one could get the taste of fast food with the nutrition value of something home made, what else is out there to pursue.

Somehow I think this is gorilla marketing on your part, because it’s sounds too good to be true.

But it will intrigue many even cause some to skip into a day dream, it made me think of the possibilities, but then again this is planet earth so I will stick to reality.

Appreciate the fantasy

 

[Sophisticate]

From this writings I like the way women faced with an depressing lack of romantic equals in their male counterparts they have resorted to their imaginative skills of giving colour and form to their emotional fantasies. They are out equivalents to human AI themselves.

Do you honestly think men are such romantic disappointments that we've had to create entire virtual realities and spin stories in response? This should be good. Go on...

That’s the type of game that might make a ladies man like Batman think twice about stepping out.

If one could get the taste of fast food with the nutrition value of something home made, what else is out there to pursue.

Somehow I think this is gorilla marketing on your part, because it’s sounds too good to be true.

But it will intrigue many even cause some to skip into a day dream, it made me think of the possibilities, but then again this is planet earth so I will stick to reality.

Appreciate the fantasy

Well, it seems I’ve essentially found everything Bruce has been searching for all along.

A woman who is private and accepts him as he is—without ever trying to change him. Someone who sees him completely, as both Bruce and Batman, and doesn’t fall for the charm offensive of his playboy persona. She doesn’t antagonize either side of him. Instead, she stands unwavering by his side, bringing out the best in him and acting as his foil—a mirror reflecting his higher self.

She’s beautiful, powerful beyond measure, with telekinetic abilities that include mind-touch, levitation, teleportation, power transfer, and reality bending. But she doesn’t need a superhero title. She’s embraced the role of a Samaritan, her life so far untouched by the tragedy or pivotal moment that would push her toward a grander heroic path—at least, not yet. She’s completely loyal, stable, untamed, and untouched. Her creative leanings, capacity for world-building, and expertise in dance make her paradoxically seductive—a slow-burn that ignites his passions without ever fully letting him indulge them.

She’s never been conquered or swayed by the superficial. Her abilities? They’ll only ever be shared with one man, and she’s made that clear. She keeps a low profile, shunning the limelight, yet carries a quiet, magnetic power that effortlessly draws him in.

She doesn’t mind a man who’s slightly controlling either. In fact, she can take his wildest fantasies and turn them into something real, blending them seamlessly with her own. She accepts his difficult past, appreciates how he’s turned his pain into resilience, and sees his mind long before his wealth, charm, or looks. She even loves the people who shaped him, the ones who guided him along his journey.

In short, she’s everything he never knew he needed. Honestly, they should hire me to write about the enigmatic Dr. Sophie Sultan.

 

[Hared]

Yes dear I do think something terrible has happened to the male's mind, heck even their manliness itself seems to be under siege. I believe jinns have specifically targeted modern males and somehow decapitated them socially. I sympathise with modern women as they have to direct all their emotional energies to something more fulfilling than modern men hence the spectacular achievements in nearly all fields by them. But soon they shall realise that nothing shall give them the fulfillment they can get from men who no how to love hence their need to try help this modern disabled man back to his tracks.

 

[Hared]

Modern man unfortunately is so singular and linear in his thoughts,feelings and actions that their is no variations in him. Limited potentials for adventure, promises of thrills or imaginations in their endeavours leave them literally empty devoid of any ability to inspire a quality that women die for.

 

[Sophisticate]

Yes dear I do think something terrible has happened to the male's mind, heck even their manliness itself seems to be under siege. I believe jinns have specifically targeted modern males and somehow decapitated them socially. I sympathise with modern women as they have to direct all their emotional energies to something more fulfilling than modern men hence the spectacular achievements in nearly all fields by them. But soon they shall realise that nothing shall give them the fulfillment they can get from men who no how to love hence their need to try help this modern disabled man back to his tracks.

In other words, you're saying we should wear a mawaiss under our dirac because we must be the men we’ve always wanted, huh? Have you lost faith in your fellow Abdi? I’m sensing you're not exactly a boys' boy, rolling with the pack like the Abdis of SSpot are. You seem different.

So, are you saying ragnimo needs a revival? Or is it that the emotionally blind Abdis of today can't even grasp romance? Or is this a direct assault from microplastics and chemically-induced impotence, crippling their behaviour?

 

[Hared]

u encourage your Somali friends to hit on your girlfriend? Really? This is fascinating, new levels of Somali solidarity unlocked.

The question is WHY did she tell u??? Women get hit on every time but they rub it off, no big deal. It seems she wanted u to be jealous. Maybe you are not touching her

This is a discussion forum, not your personal diary.

Preach King Hared

What about Puntland and the other qabiil states? Its disingenuous to pretend that only Somaliland acts this way when all somalis do the same exact shit.

If the majority genuinely desires separation from the Somalia, it should be permitted. However, I am opposed to them taking land that does not rightfully belong to them. If an agreement can be reached where their land is fairly given to them without infringing on others' territory, I would wish them well. Lakin, if Somalia were to transform into the ''new Qatar of the East,'' they should not be allowed to crawl back

are you a jinn i felt something on my neck just now

Teach me

tell me what waves i'm emitting

Do you know any Isaq people, adults in real life? If so, have you met anyone, who denies their being Somali? One could reject to identify with the political entity that is of Somalia without denouncing being Somali, no?


Could you elaborate what this entails?


Are you assuming territories i.e. SSC, Makhir. Awdal etc do not belong to the inhabitants? If so, you might have unwittingly adopted the Waraabe doctrine.


It is actually the other way round: politics and not identity. Your first statement accurately answers the question. It is the political configuration reer SL reject, most of their elites promote Confederation to correct the mistake of 18 May.

I never said there’s beef just said daarood is to widely dispersed geographically to have same political viewpoint

Its an interesting view point, I dont have any first hand experience to say anything of it.


I have seen this often in us. I wonder if there ever was a recent time where, as a whole, it was not the case for us, as a people.

Just saw a post here earlier, where fighting broke out in a small town and, you could see mothers crawling to safety on their knees, in order to avoid stray bullets. I was dissmayed to say the least.


Socialism or not, me and you brother. We as a people truly need to elevate our conscious and sense of aesthetics.

If you dont mind me asking, how old are you?

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Shut up Hared and sit down.

In other words, you're saying we should wear a mawaiss under our dirac because we must be the men we’ve always wanted, huh? Have you lost faith in your fellow Abdi? I’m sensing you're not exactly a boys' boy, rolling with the pack like the Abdis of SSpot are. You seem different.

So, are you saying ragnimo needs a revival? Or is it that the emotionally blind Abdis of today can't even grasp romance? Or is this a direct assault from microplastics and chemically-induced impotence, crippling their behaviour?

Wish I was a boys' boy. It would have meant blissful obliviousness to the tragedy that has befallen my kind and a relief from the burden that comes with awareness. You know we men used to derive a lot of power from being able to stand back from matters and observe them from a detached view giving us the ability to see things clearly and empathise accordingly. I mean we need the presence of our minds in order to feel authentically and responsibly and that's what's lacking in our particularly sensitive and fragile engagement with our female

I believe that raaganimo has taken such a blow that only divine intervention can suffice. The potential still exists but the way has to be pointed for our kind.

Meanwhile ladies just hang in in there and hope for the best. Don't give up as Allah says do not despair in the hope of Allah. I believe men still love you and are bewildered by their not knowing how to, hence they hide behind their false bravado and fake machismo and are ready to condemn anything sensitive and fragile displayed by their kind as simpy and not befitting of true manhood. They completely lack emotional intelligence.

 

[Hared]

somehow finger pressed wrong key

 

[Kane]

Do you honestly think men are such romantic disappointments that we've had to create entire virtual realities and spin stories in response? This should be good. Go on...

Well, it seems I’ve essentially found everything Bruce has been searching for all along.

A woman who is private and accepts him as he is—without ever trying to change him. Someone who sees him completely, as both Bruce and Batman, and doesn’t fall for the charm offensive of his playboy persona. She doesn’t antagonize either side of him. Instead, she stands unwavering by his side, bringing out the best in him and acting as his foil—a mirror reflecting his higher self.

She’s beautiful, powerful beyond measure, with telekinetic abilities that include mind-touch, levitation, teleportation, power transfer, and reality bending. But she doesn’t need a superhero title. She’s embraced the role of a Samaritan, her life so far untouched by the tragedy or pivotal moment that would push her toward a grander heroic path—at least, not yet. She’s completely loyal, stable, untamed, and untouched. Her creative leanings, capacity for world-building, and expertise in dance make her paradoxically seductive—a slow-burn that ignites his passions without ever fully letting him indulge them.

She’s never been conquered or swayed by the superficial. Her abilities? They’ll only ever be shared with one man, and she’s made that clear. She keeps a low profile, shunning the limelight, yet carries a quiet, magnetic power that effortlessly draws him in.

She doesn’t mind a man who’s slightly controlling either. In fact, she can take his wildest fantasies and turn them into something real, blending them seamlessly with her own. She accepts his difficult past, appreciates how he’s turned his pain into resilience, and sees his mind long before his wealth, charm, or looks. She even loves the people who shaped him, the ones who guided him along his journey.

In short, she’s everything he never knew he needed. Honestly, they should hire me to write about the enigmatic Dr. Sophie Sultan.

You just describe the perfect women to a t it’s as if you have read mens minds to write this.

I better get out of here before you niche, cause your getting really close with every story.

plus this story was the ideal blend of reality and fantasy and that dangerous, no human let a alone a woman, on a mission to subjugate the opposite sex. Should ever have such knowledge.

Smart and loyal eh? I wonder who’s being addressed here, is the game been flipped and has the pimp finally met the pimpette.

 

[Hodan from HR]

Hodan, thanks for appreciating it! I'll report him to you next time Mr. Fifty Shades pulls his antics. Maybe then he’ll stop mixing contract negotiations with... whatever that is.

I can't lie. There’s a certain appeal in dark yet troubled men.

Though @caanoshaah is risking it all for a substance-using guy with a face tattoo. I strongly recommended elevating standards beyond those in need of drug rehab.

But the sort of brooding that Bruce reflects? That’s oddly enticing. He makes you look past the dodging relationship histories and tempts you to focus on the vulnerable, erudite side that occasionally peaks through.

The problem with most saqajaans, even if they’re handsome, is that while roguish, they feel like a physical or emotional danger. For the risk-averse, they’re easy to avoid. Plus, they’re not usually cultivated or interesting. Mr. Wayne, on the other hand, compensates for his red flags with his raw intellect—he’s the only case where your reason becomes momentarily challenged.

Our sister @caanoshaah needs quran saar. Her obsession with the El Salvador hunky is concerning or as the kids these days will say, homegirl is down bad bad..

I see dangerous billionaire Mr. Batman as break from real life relationship expectations.

In this scenario, Hodan can get away with her "unstable tendencies" Afterall, I'm his love interest. It won't be suprising at all when I slash his car tires


*cue*

She may be a qalanjo or a qumayo..

 

[DubatDiaries]

I see dangerous billionaire Mr. Batman as break from real life relationship expectations.

In this scenario, Hodan can get away with her "unstable tendencies" Afterall, I'm his love interest. It won't be suprising at all when I slash his car tires


*cue*

She may be a qalanjo or a qumayo..

The tires of The Batmobile??!! Your imagined tyranny ends here, Hodan.

 

[Sophisticate]

Wish I was a boys' boy. It would have meant blissful obliviousness to the tragedy that has befallen my kind and a relief from the burden that comes with awareness. You know we men used to derive a lot of power from being able to stand back from matters and observe them from a detached view giving us the ability to see things clearly and empathise accordingly. I mean we need the presence of our minds in order to feel authentically and responsibly and that's what's lacking in our particularly sensitive and fragile engagement with our female

I believe that raaganimo has taken such a blow that only divine intervention can suffice. The potential still exists but the way has to be pointed for our kind.

Meanwhile ladies just hang in in there and hope for the best. Don't give up as Allah says do not despair in the hope of Allah. I believe men still love you and are bewildered by their not knowing how to, hence they hide behind their false bravado and fake machismo and are ready to condemn anything sensitive and fragile displayed by their kind as simpy and not befitting of true manhood. They completely lack emotional intelligence.

I have to agree with you to some extent.

Some women cannot rest in being feminine. Why? Given that weakened men have a way of creating hardened women who try to tap into their masculinity because their counterpart is misdirected, lacks assertion and adopts a passive stance. They certainly would like someone naturally emotionally strong, disciplined, dominant, with a grounding presence that can be relied on—not someone waif-like that they steamroll like a tarmac at Pearson Airport.

You just describe the perfect women to a t it’s as if you have read mens minds to write this.

I better get out of here before you niche, cause your getting really close with every story.

plus this story was the ideal blend of reality and fantasy and that dangerous, no human let a alone a woman, on a mission to subjugate the opposite sex. Should ever have such knowledge.






Smart and loyal eh? I wonder who’s being addressed here, is the game been flipped and has the pimp finally met the pimpette.

I was considering enlightening the others about what I've learned.

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[Sophisticate]

Our sister @caanoshaah needs quran saar. Her obsession with the El Salvador hunky is concerning or as the kids these days will say, homegirl is down bad bad..

I see dangerous billionaire Mr. Batman as break from real life relationship expectations.

In this scenario, Hodan can get away with her "unstable tendencies" Afterall, I'm his love interest. It won't be suprising at all when I slash his car tires


*cue*

She may be a qalanjo or a qumayo..

Crazy women seem to be a fixture in Bruce Wayne's life. If you can tap into your inner borderline or histrionic tendencies, all the merrier! A part of him seems to thrive on the inner turmoil of being with a tire slasher who then tends to his flesh wounds as if she’s switching from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde.

He may want both a qumayo-qalanjo.