There won't be any war since Isse, GB and Isaaq(SM) are both SLers and Djiboutians by default.
Who would win in a war: SL vs Djibouti?
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ReeBorama
"I'd kill for a Noble Peace Prize"
Lets not f*ck with each other shall we. On a purely qabiil matters, Isse can kick the shit out of any skinny and their worlord's arse. Djb as a sovereign independent state can destroy the limited capabilities of the SFG plus SL, PL, JL, GM all put together. Objectively speaking, Djibouti would annihilate each and every one of'em basket cases in a matter of a week with out the need for ground troops
As you can see you bloody skinnies, @AbdiJohnson's disingenuous question might jeopardise the existence of your many Banana republics, so do not entertain the idea of measuring yourselves up to the République de Djibouti or ye shall be put to the qolxad and waran.
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As you can see you bloody skinnies, @AbdiJohnson's disingenuous question might jeopardise the existence of your many Banana republics, so do not entertain the idea of measuring yourselves up to the République de Djibouti or ye shall be put to the qolxad and waran.
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ReeBorama
"I'd kill for a Noble Peace Prize"
Waar naga aamus nadalyahaw, maxad ka shekaynaysaa
. You are the one who posed this idiotic hypothetical question of who would win a war between Djb and SL and I gave you a measured answer which made it very clear that not only would Djb win, but also beat the crap out of any of the many other banana republican basket cases thats the Somali nation, if ever there is such thing as a Somali nation. Now, why would you bring a Western nation into the fore? A country which you are nothing more than a simple asylum seeker, a country that if it came to it, would face the wrath of the Dir nation
since Djbouti would have the backing of the most powerful Western nations i.e, the mighty US of A and viva la France plus the Chinese people's Republic!
Now kindly f*ck off to your basement you decadent alkie, says Black Jesus
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Issa Warrior
Waar naga aamus nadalyahaw, maxad ka shekaynaysaa
Now kindly f*ck off to your basement you decadent alkie, says Black Jesus
does it really need to be asked,
djibouti has the superpowers on the ready to defend it, forget about sland, no other african country would dare touch us, due to our vital geopolitical location
Aidid and his men (AUN) took out US soldiers with AK's and Macawis. Relax my brother, if Siad (AUN) won the Ogaden war DJ would've been part of Somalia. Who gives a shit where you are located, your leader Gulleh just won another election, he's a dictator and the US turned a blind eye. Point is they don't give two flying fucks who runs the country, as long their camp is untouched.
HalyeeyQaran
Citizen of Southwest State
Didn't Eritrea karbaash Djibouti in 2008 and occupy Djiboutian territory for more than 2 years? 
Back to the topic, Djibouti would make light work out of Somaliland but they would be karbaashed by the mighty Jubbaland Defence Forces.
Back to the topic, Djibouti would make light work out of Somaliland but they would be karbaashed by the mighty Jubbaland Defence Forces.
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Issa Warrior
lol, you just validated my entire argument, the reason they made that camp was due to our location, and if we were attacked, the would defend us therefore defending their base
Why?
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Issa Warrior
Didn't Eritrea karbaash Djibouti in 2008 and occupy Djiboutian territory for more than 2 years?
Back to the topic, Djibouti would make light work out of Somaliland but they would be karbaashed by the "mighty" Jubbaland Defence Forces.
damm you are right, those jubbland f35s would finish us off.....
Bro, Djibouti receives 60 million a year from the US camp. Gulleh can end the agreement whenever he wants, and force every Military camp out of Djoubuti.
HalyeeyQaran
Citizen of Southwest State
They didn't defend Djibouti when Eritrea attacked it and occupied its land for 2+ years. They will only condemn the aggressors and denounce the violence through a maalaayacni UN resolution.
American lives will never be lost over the Thailand of Africa unless it's by way of a life-threatening sexually transmitted disease.
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Isa and Gadabursi have clan beef. It went beyond rivalry. Gadabursi says Seylac belongs to them but Isa has teamed up with Kulmiye to make sure it stays Isa dominated politically. Gadabursi doesn't want any Isa influence in Awdal and Isa doesn't want any Gadabursi influence in Djibouti. Habar Awal have more political clout than Gadabursi in Djibouti.
Brother vs Brother but they are not close. Isa and Gadabursi will try to paint a rosy picture but @AbdiJohnson and others are not fooled. They do a good job hiding their internal problems. They don't air their dirty laundry but I am from Ottawa. Ottawa is majority northern Dir Somalis. Possibly 60% of all Somalis there are Gadabursi or Isa so I am in their circle. I am aware of everything that goes on with them. I am an expert on Isa and Gadabursi politics due to their influence in Ottawa.
It did seem a bit weird.
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