Why are Somali women so awkward in bed?

[SumMo]

UNICEF went to Somalia and did a study, here's the full report which includes their methodology

https://data.unicef.org/wp-content/uploads/country_profiles/Somalia/FGMC_SOM.pdf

And how was this study preformed? Let me guess, they based it off a selective group of people sow maahan?

I’m telling you this is propaganda. Human rights organizations love to use these unreliable statistics to gain some donations and support. I am no fool.

 

[SumMo]

So you never ever heard of Missionary? Doggy style? Cow girl?

I’ve heard of them, but don’t know what they are..


I can sorta guess what doggy style is, but the rest.. eeh, no clue fam.

 

[Factz]

I’ve heard of them, but don’t know what they are..


I can sorta guess what doggy style is, but the rest.. eeh, no clue fam.

Liar.

In all honesty, just learn what these sexual positions are and you don't need to watch or see anything nasty. It'll educate you so you can please your husband in the future. It'll help wallahi.

Don't be like these dumb Xalimos my friends were talking about.

 

[chosen one]

what reaction are you expecting?
i don't want a Muslim so i don't give a f*ck

when you find out shes a gaal

 

[Slickback]

UNICEF went to Somalia and did a study, here's the full report which includes their methodology

https://data.unicef.org/wp-content/uploads/country_profiles/Somalia/FGMC_SOM.pdf

Where?

 

[SumMo]

Liar.

In all honesty, just learn what these sexual positions are and you don't need to watch or see anything nasty. It'll educate you so you can please your husband in the future. It'll help wallahi.

Don't be like these dumb Xalimos my friends were talking about.

How can you possibly learn about them without commiting danbi/zina?


And I am speaking the truth. idk what you want me to say.

 

[Slickback]

Liar.

In all honesty, just learn what these sexual positions are and you don't need to watch or see anything nasty. It'll educate you so you can please your husband in the future. It'll help wallahi.

Don't be like these dumb Xalimos my friends were talking about.

it's not rocket science, people will know when they need to

How can you possibly learn about them without commiting danbi/zina?


And I am speaking the truth. idk what you want me to say.

yoga

 

[darklight]

when you find out shes a gaal

??

they wouldn't have the chance to reject me, i was never interested

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

yoga

Learning coitus positions through yoga?

 

[SumMo]

it's not rocket science, people will know when they need to




yoga

Well, I do yoga. But its nothing sexual. I don’t get it. How is yoga related to sex? wtf you have a dirty mind, akhas! isku xishood

 

[Slickback]

Learning coitus positions through yoga?

Well, I do yoga. But its nothing sexual. I don’t get it. How is yoga related to sex? wtf you have a dirty mind, akhas! isku xishood

transferable skills, less fancy names

 

[fuad]

Liar.

In all honesty, just learn what these sexual positions are and you don't need to watch or see anything nasty. It'll educate you so you can please your husband in the future. It'll help wallahi.

Don't be like these dumb Xalimos my friends were talking about.

Since you mentioned dogi style, just wondering, when yon say dogi, do you mean anal?
Coz thats haram right, plus the danger of causing rectal prolapse

was reluctant to get into the gruesome details but somebary gotta educate you

 

[SumMo]

transferable skills, less fancy names

Ok, I am officially lost..

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Since you mentioned dogi style, just wondering, when yo say dogi, do you mean anal?

Coz thats haram right, plus the danger of causing rectal prolapse

It has nothing to do with anal

 

[PhaedrusHunt]

Since you mentioned dogi style, just wondering, when yo say dogi, do you mean anal?

Coz thats haram right, plus the danger of causing rectal prolapse

was reluctant to get into the gruesome details but somebary gotta educate you

Nah, you’re just hitting it from behind.

 

[MariaMaria]

Well. They talk about it in their language amongst each other. They know I’m not into that haram lifestyle. Anytime they switch up the language I know they are talking some talk..

not gonna lie my noisy ass is always listening in

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Majority of them are starfishes. Not speaking from personal experience or anything cause I'm a virgin

 

[Factz]

Well, I do yoga. But its nothing sexual. I don’t get it. How is yoga related to sex? wtf you have a dirty mind, akhas! isku xishood

Girls who do Yoga actually makes you perform better at sex in a spectacular rate.

 

[Inquisitive_]

Liar.

In all honesty, just learn what these sexual positions are and you don't need to watch or see anything nasty. It'll educate you so you can please your husband in the future. It'll help wallahi.

Don't be like these dumb Xalimos my friends were talking about.

The more awkward she is the better it is for you because that means she's very receptive to being taught and even more important it's a confirmation no one else got there before you.

Since your the one driving the vehicle and thus in full control, how exactly is a women going to please you ?

It's like asking the Ferrari your driving to please you, it's lunacy as your already in full control.

 

[fuad]

It has nothing to do with anal

Not necessarily

for some people, it means both ways