I actually don’t mind to get with a Mali chick that doesn’t know how to f*ck. It’s really cute, awkward and embarrassing for her. I would’ve laughed my ass off if it was me.So I had few friends and one cousin who told me the first days when they were married was so freaking cringy.
My boy Ayub told me he married to this sexy gazelle Xalimo and when after the wedding was over they both randomly got horny and wanted to battle in the bed when they got a new house and after getting a head then all of a sudden he tells her to bend down while they were naked and she doesn't bend down but instead lays on the bed and opens her leg. Then he tells her in Af Somali "Soo Jeedi" and she instead goes on the floor. Then he's like all confused.
He had to grab her and show her how to bend down like doggystyle then he got fed up so he arched her back real hard and destroyed her.
Moving on my other friend called Mustafa was the funniest shit he told me.
He told me that she was dominating him while he wanted to try some things out on her. She was bouncing on him like crazy and strangling him and her sex noises were scary. By the way, this was his first time sex.
The other one was a maskeen Xalimo but her body was just WOW. But anyways that's his girl. So this is my cousin story, his name is Liban and he's also quite religious but sometimes a goofball and a nerd.
So he got really excited to having sex for the first time especially a sexy woman he's been envisioning in his entire life and so he had a boner which kind of scared her off because she didn't want a big penis to enter her virgin siil so she was asking him questions like will that hurt me and blah.
She was grabbing his tool and slowly trying to enter in her and he had no choice but to tell her to close yours eyes and he grabbed both her hands on holded them to the bed. He put lube on and and went ham on her and eventually she got used to the tool after feeling pain at the start. She then went crazy but she didn't know what she was doing so he told her let's just do doggystyle instead.
I also heard more stories but I don't want to get into it. But why are Somali girls so freaking awkward in Sariir?
Why are Somali women so awkward in bed?
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Why would your married friends tell you though? I mean, they could still be doing it behind your back. Never listen to what a woman says, judge her by her actions.
I know they don’t.
:nagta with your boy ayoub why was she just laying on her back all still and dead body .what was wrong with her ? Ayub showed her what gawan tho so she good.the so called virgin boy mustafa , Ragga bashalled seems like he got a keeper .wallahe your right too many ayuubs ,basheers and mustafas in the blessed city of the dot.So I had few friends and one cousin who told me the first days when they were married was so freaking cringy.
My boy Ayub told me he married to this sexy gazelle Xalimo and when after the wedding was over they both randomly got horny and wanted to battle in the bed when they got a new house and after getting a head then all of a sudden he tells her to bend down while they were naked and she doesn't bend down but instead lays on the bed and opens her leg. Then he tells her in Af Somali "Soo Jeedi" and she instead goes on the floor. Then he's like all confused.
He had to grab her and show her how to bend down like doggystyle then he got fed up so he arched her back real hard and destroyed her.
Moving on my other friend called Mustafa was the funniest shit he told me.
He told me that she was dominating him while he wanted to try some things out on her. She was bouncing on him like crazy and strangling him and her sex noises were scary. By the way, this was his first time sex.
The other one was a maskeen Xalimo but her body was just WOW. But anyways that's his girl. So this is my cousin story, his name is Liban and he's also quite religious but sometimes a goofball and a nerd.
So he got really excited to having sex for the first time especially a sexy woman he's been envisioning in his entire life and so he had a boner which kind of scared her off because she didn't want a big penis to enter her virgin siil so she was asking him questions like will that hurt me and blah.
She was grabbing his tool and slowly trying to enter in her and he had no choice but to tell her to close yours eyes and he grabbed both her hands on holded them to the bed. He put lube on and and went ham on her and eventually she got used to the tool after feeling pain at the start. She then went crazy but she didn't know what she was doing so he told her let's just do doggystyle instead.
I also heard more stories but I don't want to get into it. But why are Somali girls so freaking awkward in Sariir?
what reaction are you expecting?
i don't want a Muslim so i don't give a f*ck
@RICH watch out, your husband might tell everyone about your sex life
The innuendo roasts from people would be unbearable
:siilaanyolaugh:
I won’t be marrying a dayuus (in shaa Allah).
I was expecting chemical reactions, I'm pretty sure you give many fucks
you're funny. go ahead and assume things
You never know
You have to be on your A game or the whole neighbourhood will know about your lackings.
I'll assume whether you tell me or not.
what do you mean by funny, are you calling me funny looking nacaala!
You never know
You have to be on your A game or the whole neighbourhood will know about your lackings.
Life is full of surprises
Saxib cadi waye waxaas .all unexperience girls are all like that not just somali girls .your boy wouldnt need no Lupe unless he trying to stick it in her dry.some women get instantly wet is a small percentage.most gals dem you gotta get them wet .So I had few friends and one cousin who told me the first days when they were married was so freaking cringy.
My boy Ayub told me he married to this sexy gazelle Xalimo and when after the wedding was over they both randomly got horny and wanted to battle in the bed when they got a new house and after getting a head then all of a sudden he tells her to bend down while they were naked and she doesn't bend down but instead lays on the bed and opens her leg. Then he tells her in Af Somali "Soo Jeedi" and she instead goes on the floor. Then he's like all confused.
He had to grab her and show her how to bend down like doggystyle then he got fed up so he arched her back real hard and destroyed her.
Moving on my other friend called Mustafa was the funniest shit he told me.
He told me that she was dominating him while he wanted to try some things out on her. She was bouncing on him like crazy and strangling him and her sex noises were scary. By the way, this was his first time sex.
The other one was a maskeen Xalimo but her body was just WOW. But anyways that's his girl. So this is my cousin story, his name is Liban and he's also quite religious but sometimes a goofball and a nerd.
So he got really excited to having sex for the first time especially a sexy woman he's been envisioning in his entire life and so he had a boner which kind of scared her off because she didn't want a big penis to enter her virgin siil so she was asking him questions like will that hurt me and blah.
She was grabbing his tool and slowly trying to enter in her and he had no choice but to tell her to close yours eyes and he grabbed both her hands on holded them to the bed. He put lube on and and went ham on her and eventually she got used to the tool after feeling pain at the start. She then went crazy but she didn't know what she was doing so he told her let's just do doggystyle instead.
I also heard more stories but I don't want to get into it. But why are Somali girls so freaking awkward in Sariir?
She was scared of his big so I think she wasn't wet so Liban had to put lube on.
I'll assume whether you tell me or not.
what do you mean by funny, are you calling me funny looking nacaala!
insecure much
it was a complimentand i won't correct you cause your opinion of me holds no value
fgm isn’t a fucking joke dhiimo
Stop derailing this thread. It's only a minority now get lost.
A minority? How is 95% of Somali girls with no clit a minority?
SumMo
very lowkey
That’s somali girls in Somalia. 90% of somali girls born in the west are not affected by fgm (from my experience that is).
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If you’re yet to be married and a virgin why would your married friends spoil your innocence by telling you what they do in bed.
If you’re yet to be married and a virgin why would your married friends spoil your innocence by telling you what they do in bed.
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