Would you marry a Somali from a different diaspora?

[AarHawd_7]

I'd marry a UK nigga for his accent. But from what I've seen on a few trips to Minnesota, American Somalis are the most attractive of the diaspora.

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As long you dont put on black lipstick

 

[RICH]

Sure.

 

[RichEnoughForGucci]

Nah I'm sticking with london. Not even outside of London make the cut.

 

[Muji]

I would only NOT marry Somalis from Canada or Sweden
My preference would be American.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Bare quurdoon niggas in sspot what happened to #Dickemdown

 

[The alchemist]

Scouse accent is the worst hands down sxb. Check this out lmao:

That accent was passed down by peasants that didn't thave teeths and had fucked up jaws. Like, why would you be rich and speak like a 1700s peasant in 2018?

 

[Yaquub]

American trying to study abroad in London in a few years.


Made this thought come up in my head, and I pray for my future self to hopefully make it out of there alive without saying “peng” or “ting”.

UK xalimos are s so you have no competition. The stark reality will hit them when #Abdiexit is in full effect circa 2020. They they will be left with no rebound abdis to raise the convict babies.


Edit: fucking spell check on mobile is driving nuts. I hate having big hands.

 

[Blade1]

Fam I'd even marry a somali from the Middle East
Obviously I hope it'd be from UK since American accent is soooo annoying but I know a few girls in my family married to somalis from minnesota nice guys shit gay accents

Europe I'm okay with aswell tbh I heard their somali is better than UK somalis even though the UK somalis do more for back home and I have alot more family living there

No to kenyan somalis and their cringe ass wait sorry NO to all somalis living in any part of Africa north south east

 

[AarHawd_7]

Fam I'd even marry a somali from the Middle East
Obviously I hope it'd be from UK since American accent is soooo annoying but I know a few girls in my family married to somalis from minnesota nice guys shit gay accents

Europe I'm okay with aswell tbh I heard their somali is better than UK somalis even though the UK somalis do more for back home and I have alot more family living there

No to kenyan somalis and their cringe ass wait sorry NO to all somalis living in any part of Africa north south east

Your future husband is probably on the block in small heath now sipping on Lucazade wearing his roadman attire. chilling out there in this cold for no reason

 

[Blade1]

Your future husband is probably on the block in small heath now sipping on Lucazade wearing his roadman attire. chilling out there in this cold for no reason

I hope he is Stay safe my peng brum salafi ex roadman
Act like you're not cold to seem like a big man

 

[lalayariis]

I hope he is Stay safe my peng brum salafi ex roadman
Act like you're not cold to seem like a big man

 

[The alchemist]

UK xalimos are s so you have no competition. The stark reality will hit them when #Abdiexit is in full effect circa 2020. They they will be left with no rebound abdis to raise the convict babies.


Edit: fucking spell check on mobile is driving nuts. I hate having big hands.

#Abdiexit are the trend of men that look for value and don't invest in bad stocks of xalimos when shit's going to plummet

 

[Blade1]

Lol I forgot about the ones from Australia loool that's such an L that's like marrying the irrelevant one no one else wants and that accent 2nd to reer Ilhan

 

[lalayariis]

Lol I forgot about the ones from Australia loool that's such an L that's like marrying the irrelevant one no one else wants and that accent 2nd to reer Ilhan

Yah, don’t insult them. They live on a fat island continent where drop bears roam. Don’t be fooled, they are not Koalas and are mad evil.

 

[Blade1]

What you trying hint at

 

[lalayariis]

What you trying hint at

Nothing, it’s just that—


That word is too tempting and every time I see it I want to bust out into a fine banter but I’m holding it in and still going strong.


...

 

[kickz]

I think I would last 5 minutes hearing a British accent before I requested the person to stop and talk normal.

 

[Khayyam]

I'd marry a UK nigga for his accent. But from what I've seen on a few trips to Minnesota, American Somalis are the most attractive of the diaspora.

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I always thought you were male

 

[sigmund]

An American and that's it.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

in my opinion American Somalis are the most decent.

Hi the names jerome