your top 10 deal breakers in marriage

[Figo]

Sometimes we do it on purpose, so your badow asses could buy us apology gifts.

Buy a gift?

@IllestCrownUsurper Shit trust me if she fuks it up her belongings will be waiting for her outside. I rather starve than go near saliid macsaro.

 

[BebsiBolice]

10. Crying, so unmasculine
9. Khat
8. Bad breath and not being aware of it

7. Not calling me Queen

6. Hanging out at the Mosque

5. Not working

4. Thinking he can have more than one wife

3. Dirty socks

2. Skinny legs

1. Bucked teeth

 

[Duchess]

If he talks shit about my family, even as a joke.

 

[BebsiBolice]

If I see one drop of tear from that man's eyes, I'm gone! unless he's appreciating my existence and thanking Allah swt.

OMG I agree with you. He only cry because or for me. No other reason.

 

[Figo]

What is wrong with you?

Ilaahay kuwa adiga camal ah ima tuso

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Air Jalam saliid macsaaro is sesame oil right? I hate that stuff with passion!

 

[BebsiBolice]

Ilaahay kuwa adiga camal ah ima tuso

LMAO I don't think Illaahay has anyone better than me in store for someone like you

 

[BebsiBolice]

I'm sorry but I have another one. Ugly parents. He can't have that. My kids will only have 100% good genes.

 

[Figo]

Bro my wife gotta be challenging and have thick skin. f*ck that jileec stuff man.

Bro these Xalimo now a days are on some other shit. They watch too much Hindi movies.siilaanyolaugh Having naag raaliyo ah ma xuma but she gotta at least take and dish out shactiro.

 

[Figo]

@Air Jalam saliid macsaaro is sesame oil right? I hate that stuff with passion!

Yes walaal

 

[Figo]

LMAO I don't think Illaahay has anyone better than me in store for someone like you

Ya ole canjeelo burning ass ain't fit for marriage.

 

[ironclad urchin]

2. doesnt regularly squeeze the toothpaste tube

@Air Jalam saliid macsaaro is sesame oil right? I hate that stuff with passion!

 

[BebsiBolice]

Ya ole canjeelo burning ass ain't fit for marriage.

No f*ck burned canjeelo. The problem was number 2.

 

[BebsiBolice]

2. doesnt regularly squeeze the toothpaste tube

saliid macsaaro and cambuloo is the best thing ever.

 

[Figo]

No f*ck burned canjeelo. The problem was number 2.

We ain't going to Eyl for vacation matter of fact I'm publicly breaking up with you. siilaanyolaugh Can't be with someone that likes Saliid macsaro.

 

[Mercury]

I never had saliid macsaaro am I missing out?

 

[Figo]

I never had saliid macsaaro am I missing out?

Trust me bro you ain't missing out. It's disgusting.

 

[Mckenzie]

What's with the whole "men can't cry" shit? You do know we are humans right?

We may have a slyly higher threshold of pain than women but a good cry us always healthy.

 

[Tramo]

i remember sometimes when we're out of margarine or butter and my mom made anjeero she would lowkey use saliid macsaro instead. that first bite, thinking you bout to eat some nice ass canjeero . i cant begin to describe that feeling of betrayal...why hooyo

 

[canjeeroiyoshah]

10. Leaving the kitchen without a valid reason.