your top 10 deal breakers in marriage

[canjeeroiyoshah]

i remember sometimes when we're out of margarine or butter and my mom made anjeero she would lowkey use saliid macsaro instead. that first bite, thinking you bout to eat some nice ass canjeero . i cant begin to describe that feeling of betrayal...why hooyo

 

[ironclad urchin]

17. leaving cupboards open, chairs pulled out. not only annoying but it's a serious health risk.

saliid macsaaro and cambuloo is the best thing ever.

saalid macsaaro and canjeelo

i remember sometimes when we're out of margarine or butter and my mom made anjeero she would lowkey use saliid macsaro instead. that first bite, thinking you bout to eat some nice ass canjeero . i cant begin to describe that feeling of betrayal...why hooyo

not u too

 

[dopeman]

Not swollwing my kids

 

[BebsiBolice]

What's with the whole "men can't cry" shit? You do know we are humans right?

We may have a slyly higher threshold of pain than women but a good cry us always healthy.

Because men looks so ugly with salted water running down their hard faces

This shit get's no sympathy.

 

[BebsiBolice]

We ain't going to Eyl for vacation matter of fact I'm publicly breaking up with you. siilaanyolaugh Can't be with someone that likes Saliid macsaro.

Allhamdullilah. I need an engineer not a pirate

 

[Mckenzie]

Because men looks so ugly with salted water running down their hard faces

This shit get's no sympathy.

Nobody looks attractive with tears messing up their faces period.

Again I will reiterate that crying is not "unmanly" nor weak. A dying relative, a painful moment of life, sins etc

I cried when I lost the girl I always wanted because I couldn't imagine my life without her. But I made sure after that day that I would never cry over her again. I gave myself one chance to have that moment and I've become a stronger person ever since.

 

[BebsiBolice]

Nobody looks attractive with tears messing up their faces period.

Again I will reiterate that crying is not "unmanly" nor weak. A dying relative, a painful moment of life, sins etc

I cried when I lost the girl I always wanted because I couldn't imagine my life without her. But I made sure after that day that I would never cry over her again. I gave myself one chance to have that moment and I've become a stronger person ever since.

I don't mind a man crying over me that's fine and it only showcases my power. But I swear if he cries for any other reason than moi

 

[Bahal]

@IllestCrownUsurper savage tbh

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

If she's been mounted before, I don't like the idea of your baby coming out of where a next mans been.

 

[Nural Aiyn]

Unemployed?..hmm then consider our marriage to be null and void

 

[Tramo]

If she's been mounted before, I don't like the idea of your baby coming out of where a next mans been.

u sound like a dothraki, mounted kulaha

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

u sound like a dothraki, mounted kulaha

Waxas maxa weeye cartoon baa nin weyn ba tahay saxiib San isku dham saan sii ma aha.

 

[Bahal]

Only real deal breakers:

Bad breath
Shaniqua attitude
Low IQ
Getting fat
No ambitions
Low sex drive
Weak will

 

[Ferrari]

lol at the girls here! Waad isu bogteen fariista!

 

[ironclad urchin]

3. talks too much, talks too little.

 

[NaomiHoney]

Only real deal breakers:

Bad breath
Shaniqua attitude
Low IQ
Getting fat
No ambitions
Low sex drive
Weak will

Omg thats me!

We belong togetheeeeeeer

 

[NaomiHoney]

DEAL BREAKER!

A man i cannot mentally connect with. I'd rather have debates by myself whilst i cook the nigga food.

 

[DeMoN]

DEAL BREAKER!

A man i cannot mentally connect with. I'd rather have debates by myself whilst i cook the nigga food.

At least you know where you belong. Fariid

 

[NaomiHoney]

At least you know where you belong. Fariid

, warming up a can of beans for the nigga and bread

 

[DeMoN]

, warming up a can of beans for the nigga and bread

Enjoy inhaling that dhuuso then